Title:           What Has Science Done? Part 2: Money Mares
Author:          Fuckasaurus_Fuck
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First Edit:      Friday 7th of September 2012 04:07:22 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 7th of September 2012 04:07:22 PM CDT

>You are Anon, owner of Starsplash, the Pegasus runt with Alicorn genes
>It's been a week since Marcus' Alicorn foal was born
>He's taken to calling her Sunsplash
>She's not a breeder, though
>In fact, he treats her more like his daughter
>She's much more intelligent than other fluffies, and a bit larger
>She still carries a scent that the other fluffies hate, though
>Most call her either "Dummeh fwuffy," or "Munstah."
>You've even read that they're killed in the wild
"So Marcus, how long we got until the first few litters come in?"
"Anywhere between two or three weeks...I gotta say I'm pretty nervous."
"Me too...if this doesn't work then that's it for this idea right?"
"Yeah...no way am I breeding this little girl."
>He bends down and pets Sunsplash
>All you can really do is wait...
>Fast forward two weeks
>The first litter of foals is arriving
>You've bred Starsplash with one of each fluffy breed
>For science, of course
>Rainblossom the Unicorn is first to go into labor
"Wainbwossom haf make big poopies!"
>After a half hour, the process is complete
>One male Earth fluffy
>One female Unicorn
>One male Alicorn
"Marcus, I think we've struck gold here."
"Oh yeah...so do I."
"Dummeh babbeh!" Dun..."
"Yeah yeah you don't want it..."
>You notice that the Alicorn has more vibrant colors than normal fluffies
>It has a shining teal coat and a brilliant gold mane
>You've definitely hit the jackpot
>After a few days, the other mares go into labor
>Each of them gives birth to only one Alicorn
>Both female, one pink with a white mane, and the other white with a green mane
>You've agreed to take on a full-time job working at the petshop
>You're even able to keep your old job
>Marcus has a computer in his office, and since you work online, it's simply a matter of logging on
>You've got a feeling that you're about to come into some serious money
>Starsplash loves it too
>He gets to give as many special hugs as he can, and he can eat as much spaghetti as he likes
>Of course, he still loves you unconditionally
"Stawspwas haf best daddeh evah! Get speshuw huggies an skettis! Wuv you daddeh!"
"I love you too, litle guy."
>You felt a little guilty using him for breeding at first, but those feelings vanished when you realized he loves it
>He's living every fluffy's dream
>Unlimited love, sex, and spaghetti
"Hey, Anon, how's it going?"
"Pretty good, just finished all my work for the day."
"That's great...hey, I just checked and I found out the Alicorns should be ready to breed in about a month."
"That's awesome! We breeding them all with eachother? I mean they're half-siblings and all."
"Yeah. The fluffy gene pool isn't varied enough for them to get any more retarded than they are already. Besides, it's for science!"
>You chuckle and agree with him
>Once all's said and done, you'll potentially have two full litters of Alicorns
>You've estimated that, depending on size and color, each Alicorn can be sold for upwards of $500
>That's an astronimical price jump from a normal fluffy, which costs $10-$50
>But people will pay for them because, hell, they're Alicorns
>Besides, what could possibly go wrong?