Title:           What Has Science Done? Part 1
Author:          Fuckasaurus_Fuck
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First Edit:      Friday 7th of September 2012 03:28:43 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 7th of September 2012 03:28:43 PM CDT

>You are Marcus, the owner of the Townsburg Fluffy Petshop
>About 4 weeks ago, your friend Anon brought in his runt Starsplash to breed with one of your mares
>Snowberry, the mare he bred with, is about to have her babies
"Snowbewwy haf take big poopies!"
"Alright, girl...let's get you ready."
>You grab a washcloth and towels and lay them in her cage
>Within a few minutes, the first foal starts coming out
"Let's see...female Pegasus...white coat, gold mane. Nice."
"Babbehs! Snowbewwy be good mummeh!"
"Yeah...just till these little fellas get adopted."
>You deliver 3 more foals with little trouble
>All are Pegasi
>2 males, one female
>The males have gold coats and white and pink manes
>The female has a pink coat and a gold mane
>All in all they'll sell like hotcakes
"Alright, just one more to go."
"Wuv babbehs!"
>The last one begins coming out
"Huh...a Unicorn? Guess you must have some recessive OH MY GOD!"
>As the last foal comes out, you are fucking shocked
>It has a brilliant white coat with a dazzling golden mane
>It's the best looking fluffy you've ever seen
>But that's not what shocks you
>It's the wings
>You've managed to breed a fluffy Alicorn
"Holy shit...this happens like...one in a million births..."
"Dummeh babbeh! Nu wan!"
"Oh goddammit...that's just perfect..."
>You clean the foal with the washcloth and feed it some formula from your store
>You check and discover that the fluffy is a female
>You think you're going to keep this one
>Once you get Snowberry situated with her new foals and feed the Alicorn, you call Anon
"Anon...you busy? Good. You gotta see this. Hell yeah you can bring Starsplash...Yeah I think it'd be great if he relieves that stress here from now on."
>A little while later, Anon arrives
"Hey, Marcus. What was it you called f-OH MY GOD!"
"I know, right?"
"Dude...how the hell did you do that? That only happens out of like..."
"Every million births, yeah I know. I think I know how this happened."
"How?"
"Remember when you brought Starsplash in to breed with Snowberry?"
"You don't think..."
"Yes. I do. I think Starsplash might carry the Alicorn gene."
"That's...that's amazing! You hear that, Starsplash? You gave the best special huggies ever!"
"Stawspwas wuv gif speshuw huggies! Gif best speshuw huggies evah!"
>You explain to Anon that you'd like it if he brought Starsplash in whenever he builds up too much testosterone
"I'll even pay you for it, Anon. Even if no Alicorns are born. But if I'm right, once I've managed to breed enough, business will skyrocket."
"And me and Starsplash will have made history, huh?"
"Oh yeah...hell I'll cut you in on it. You have any idea what an Alicorn goes for?"
"A fuck ton."
"More like a metric fuck ton."
>You both realize that you've just begun to fill an Olympic-sized money pool
>And it's only going to get better