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What Has Science Done? Part 5: Starting Over

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  1. >Be Lily, Alicorn mare
  2. >Your babies were taken away from you by a mean human
  3. >Lightning, your special friend tries to comfort you
  4. >You can see the sadness in his eyes
  5. "Wightning jus wan see Wiwy happy 'gain..."
  6. "Buh...mah babbehs gone fowevah..."
  7. >You break down into sobs
  8. >You have only moved to eat or use your litterbox
  9. >Lightning sighs and curls up with you
  10. "Dey was mah babbehs, too..."
  11. >You look up at him with tear-filled eyes
  12. >Your entire world was shattered by the humans
  13. >They took your babies and destroyed your family
  14. "Wiwy know...buh...we was good fwuffies...why dey do dis?"
  15. "Wightning not know...buh pwease...jus west. Feew bettah tomowwow."
  16. >You take your special friend's advice and try to fall asleep
  17. >The lights in your room have been off for a while
  18. >You know it's been sleepy-time for a while, but you haven't felt like sleeping
  19. >Regardless, you can do little to fight it as you slowly fade into sleep
  20. >You wake up to the human who took your babies filling your food and water dish
  21. "Hey, girl...I know you're sad but you need to eat. I'm sorry for taking your babies, but you don't understand..."
  22. "Why take babbehs...? Wan babbehs back..."
  23. "I'm sorry. They'll have good lives."
  24. >You want to believe him, but how can you?
  25. >He took them away from you
  26. >You just want to take the longest sleep
  27. >You eat some food and cry for a bit
  28. >That's when you see your water bowl
  29. "Marcus! MARCUS! GET IN HERE!"
  30. "What is it!? Oh, no..."
  31. >You are Anon
  32. >You've just discovered an unconscious Lily, facedown in her water bowl
  33. >Lightning's cries for help alerted you
  34. "Why speshuw fwend no move...? Pwease wake up, Wiwy..."
  35. "What should we do?"
  36. "Try CPR...be gentle about it."
  37. >You push on Lily's chest a few times
  38. >She coughs up mouthfuls of water and regains consciousness
  39. "Lily, what happened?"
  40. "Babbehs...babbehs gone...nu wan be awive..."
  41. "Jesus...maybe this wasn't a good idea, Marcus..."
  42. "You might be right, but we do this all the time with the normal ones."
  43. "Yeah, but they're dumber than a bag of retarded rocks."
  44. >Regular fluffies would be sad for a day, tops
  45. >It had nearly been two when you found Lily
  46. >Part of you wants to stop this, but part of you wants to at least try
  47. >Alicorns are so rare that there are no breeders in the couuntry
  48. >You could be the first to isolate the gene
  49. >You imagine selling off purebred Alicorns
  50. >That's enough for you
  51. >You decide that the best way to go about this is resetting the fluffies
  52. "Marcus...we gotta reset them."
  53. "What? Why?"
  54. "Think about it. If we give the babies back, we'll never be able to sell them."
  55. >He thinks for a moment
  56. "And if we don't, this happens...you're right. Grab a stun gun."
  57. >You grab one from the utility closet
  58. >You line all three Alicorns up and turn the stun gun on
  59. "Wha dat...why hoomans-"
  60. >ZAP, ZAP, ZAP
  61. >You begin reprogramming the Alicorns
  62. >They may be smart, but they're still basically just bags of genetic coding
  63. "Your name is Lightning. This is your special friend Lily."
  64. >You do the same for Lily and Mint
  65. >You're sure to finish up by making a point about how their babies will have to go away after a while
  66. "That should hopefully do it...
  67. "Hopefully?"
  68. "Well...I've never reset an Alicorn before. Might work, might not. We'll wait and see."
  69. >You give all of them one week off
  70. >The foals still need about a week or two to reach maturity
  71. >You'll breed Starsplash with a few of them, just to be safe
  72. >You're still trying to figure out how to go about breeding the stallions
  73. >Whatever. You can think about that after this session
  74. >You decide against using Lightning for both mares and decide to do the same as before
  75. >You set Light up with Lily and Starsplash up with Mint
  76. "ENF! ENF! ENF!..."
  77. "Well...at least they don't have anything against this...maybe the reset worked."
  78. >You take some notes on the breeding charts and move on to the rest of your duties
  79. >You clean the regular cages and check on the foals
  80. "Let's see...three and a half weeks. Not long now."
  81. "Pway? New fwend? Wat you name?"
  82. >At least they don't seem to remember being taken
  83. >Even an Alicorn foal must not remember much of its first two weeks, you guess
  84. "Alright...cages, foals...food...all done. Hey, Marcus, good news, they still want to breed."
  85. >He takes this well
  86. >Now all you can do is wait for the next litter
  87. >And hope that nothing goes wrong this time
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