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What Has Science Done? Part 3: The First Session

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  1. >You are Marcus, and it's been a few days since your third Alicorn litter was delivered
  2. >The foals have already opened their eyes end begun to speak
  3. >Granted, their speech is limited to words like "Mummeh," or "Miwk," but they're still talking
  4. >A normal fluffy would take about a week to start speaking
  5. "Alright, let's see...a week to go till you should be weaned...then we'll separate everyone, blah blah blah."
  6. >You love running a petshop, but you hate all the logistics
  7. >You especially hate doing all the grunt work
  8. >It's nice to have more help with Anon around, but it's still down to you two and the few other part-time employees
  9. "Hey, Sunsplash, you wanna play with the babies?"
  10. >The Alicorn foals are kept separate from their mothers
  11. >If left alone, the fluffies would refuse to feed them, or even kill them
  12. >They need some sort of attention from another Alicorn
  13. "Sunspwas wuv babbehs! Wan pway wif dem!"
  14. "Alright, just be gentle. They're still babies."
  15. "Wiww be cawefuw! Wuv babbehs!"
  16. >You don't need to worry about her actually harming any of them
  17. >After all, Alicorns are much smarter than normal fluffies
  18. >You watch her playing with the foals, pushing their ball around with them for a bit
  19. >You need a distraction every once in a while
  20. "Okay...just about three and a half weeks till the little guys can breed...Hey Anon?"
  21. "Yeah, Marcus?"
  22. "You got the Alicorn room all set?"
  23. "Yep. Just finished maybe 20 minutes ago."
  24. >You had Anon set up a special room for Alicorns to breed and live in
  25. >The other fluffies would try to kill the foals
  26. >You can't have that
  27. >Fast forward three and a half weeks, and it's time to breed the Alicorns
  28. "Alright, Anon...you wanna let Starsplash have a go at one?"
  29. "Why not? Wouldn't wanna risk tiring the stallion out."
  30. "Alright, little guys, it's time for you guys to give special hugs."
  31. >One of the Alicorns, the pink female you've named Lily, steps forward
  32. "Wah speshuw huggies?"
  33. "Well...it's what lets you guys have babies. You want babies right?"
  34. >Despite being much more intelligent than the average fluffy, the meternal instinct is still there
  35. "Wuv babbehs! Wiwy wan speshuw huggies!"
  36. "Alright, but we've got some rules about special hugs okay?"
  37. >A chorus of "Otay!" results
  38. "First, you've gotta be nice to whatever girl you give special hugs to, okay Lightning?"
  39. "Awight, be extwa nice!"
  40. "And girls, you've gotta hold still when a boy fluffy gives you special hugs."
  41. "Otay! We be good fwuffies!"
  42. "If you're good for special hugs, you can have a cookie."
  43. >This makes them go fucking crazy
  44. >You decide to get started
  45. "Lightning, go ahead and get in the cage with Lily. I'll help in a minute."
  46. >You open the cage door and the two Alicorns waddle in
  47. "Anon, you wanna put Starsplash in with Mint?"
  48. "Sure thing."
  49. >He picks up Starsplash and places him in the next cage over
  50. "Alright, Starsplash, be really gentle with Mint, okay?"
  51. "Otay, daddeh. Be vewy gentwe fwuffy!"
  52. >You show Lightning and Lily how things work while Anon gets Starsplash situated
  53. >After a few minutes, it seems like everyone understands
  54. "ENF! ENF! ENF! ENF! ENF! ENF! ENF!"
  55. >After a few seconds, it seems like everyone's done
  56. >You give all the fluffies cookies
  57. >They're going to make you a wealthy man
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