- >You are Marcus, and you're kind of nervous
- >Anon has convinced you to take Jennifer to Olive Garden (or some shit)
- >That was three days ago, and now you're not so sure
- >You're not exactly a womanizer, and on top of that, the girl in question lives in your house
- >AND you're co-workers
- >It's all just a recipe for disaster
- >An awkward, awkward, disaster
- >You walk into your kitchen and notice something on your fridge
- >It's a drawing from Sunsplash
- "Hm...I didn't put anything up here..."
- >You take a look at it
- >It's two stick figures holding hands and a crudely drawn fluffy standing outside of a house
- >One stick figure has long hair
- >The fluffy has wings and a horn
- >It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what the picture is
- >You turn the page over
- >There's something written on it
- >It was clearly written by a fluffy
- "Pwease jus get ovah wif an ask fo fuk sakk. Genifur."
- "Oh, I see you got Sunsplash's picture."
- "Jesus, Jen...don't sneak up on me like that...uh, yeah, I...got that."
- "Well...?"
- "Um...wow, I mean..."
- "Yeah, Anon told me you'd be like this. Dinner's at 7:30, Olive Garden. Anon said he's going with a friend."
- "Um...yeah, alright. That sounds good."
- >She smiles and walks away
- "Oh, man what did I let that fucker talk me into?"
- >A few hours later, it's 6:00 and you're about to leave to meet Anon
- >You decided to leave Sunsplash with some of the other Alicorns
- "Daddeh, odda fwuffies new fwens?"
- "That's right, Sunny. Me and Jen are gonna be gone for a while, so you need to stay with them for now."
- "Uncwe Anon towd me to ask, yoo gonna scowe?"
- "Sunsplash, please don't listen to Uncle Anon anymore."
- "Otay, daddeh."
- "Alright, well, see you later, girl."
- >You put Sunsplash in with some of the other female Alicorns and head out to your car
- >Jennifer's waiting to go
- "Hurry up, Marcus! Don't want to miss all the fun, do you?"
- "Calm down...I'm coming..."
- >You start the car and head out
- >Town's about a half hour away, but Anon insisted that you arrive early
- >He said he wanted to walk around for a bit first
- >About 30 minutes of awkward small-talk later, you're arrived
- >You step out of your car and find that Anon's waiting for you
- "Hey, you two. You remember Amanda, right?"
- "That receptionist from the vet's? But I thought you two-"
- "Whatever you're gonna say is probably true. But we're past that. Come on, let's go walk around."
- >The four of you walk around town for a bit, reminiscing on all the fun you had running the pet shop
- >The walk made for a pretty easy conversation with Jennifer
- >Eventually, it's time to head to dinner
- >You walk to the restaurant and head inside
- >It's not too busy, so you're seated pretty quickly
- >Alright, Marcus...try not to fuck up
- >Just try not to fuck up
- >Two hours later, you're leaving
- >Dinner went exceedingly well
- >It turns out that once you've had some wine, you're the sexiest motherfucker alive
- >Maybe it was the alcohol talking, but Jennifer had fun
- >Fuck, you did too
- >You've even made plans to go out again
- >This time without Anon
- >You make it home and let Sunsplash back in the house
- >She's just about asleep, but she still wants to know how your night was
- "Daddeh have fun..."
- "Yeah, I did, Sunsplash. And I got some spaghetti for you for tomorrow."
- >She smiles and gives you a little hug before falling asleep
- >You put her in her safe room and lock the door
- >Your phone buzzes in your pocked
- >It's Anon texting you
- "u get it in yet lol"
- >You laugh
- >Normally, you'd be mad
- >Not tonight, though
- >It's been a pretty good night
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Trouble In Paradise, Part 3: Better Than Expected(Not canon)
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