Title:           The Good Life, Part 2: Smarty
Author:          Fuckasaurus_Fuck
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/1Ubs0Uxf
First Edit:      Tuesday 11th of September 2012 08:38:38 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 11th of September 2012 08:38:38 PM CDT

>You do a quick head count of the herd
>23 in total
>At least 5 foals and 2 pregnant mares
"Well, this should be interesting..."
>You step outside and are immediately assaulted by a stench most foul
>They've already shit everywhere, and do so again when they see you
>A Unicorn starts waddling toward you
"Here we go..."
>He puffs up his cheeks
"DIS FWUFFY WAND! DUMMY HOOMAN MUNSTAH WEAVE NOW!"
"This is my house. My very expensive house. I suggest you reconsider. Now."
>You make your voice just threatening enough to scare a bit more shit out of the rest of the fluffies
"NU! HOOMAN WEAVE NOW!"
>He stamps his hooves on the grass
>You don't enjoy seeing fluffies get hurt, but smarties?
>They're different
"No. This is my fucking house, you little shit. Now leave before you regret it."
"NUUUUUUUU!!!"
>He starts jumping up and down, sparking his horn and thrashing his hooves around
>It's a category 5 tantrum
"Leave, or I'm going to fucking hurt you."
>Some of the fluffies have actually started leaving through the hole in the fence
>You'll have to fix that
"DUMMEH HOOMAN! SMAWTY GIF BIG OWWIES!"
>He starts poking your shin with his horn
>It actually kind of tickles
>You're still pissed as shit
"Last chance you little fucker."
"NU!"
>The dams and foals have wised up and vacated
>Just about 10 fluffies remain
>Bueno
>You calmly stroll over to the pool
>Two fluffies have managed to drown
>You grab them and stuff their bodies into the hole in the fence
>You want the herd to see what's about to happen
"Alright, since your smarty refuses to leave, I'm going to teach you all a lesson."
>With that, you turn around and walk into your house
"Sunsplash, I need you to go into your room for a while."
"Otay, daddeh. Am good fwuffeh."
>She picks up her ball and heads into her safe room
>You close and lock the door behind her
"Glad I had that room sound-proofed..."
>You check the window again
>All the fluffies are celebrating their "victory"
>You decide that they aren't going anywhere
>You walk to your garage and put on your overalls
>You grab a chainsaw, a jug of gasoline, and a book of matches
"Let's see...ah! This one!"
>You grab your Leatherface Halloween mask
>You then set up a video camera at your window
>You crack the window to make sure you pick up all the audio
>No one will want to miss this
>You tiptoe back to the garage
>You grab a screwdriver and head back to the door
>You unscrew the hinges and carefully set the screws down
>You start up the chainsaw
"Wat scawy noise? Munstah?"
"Nu! Is jus metaw munstah hoomans wide in."
>They have no fucking idea what's about to hit them