Title:           The Good Life, Part 1
Author:          Fuckasaurus_Fuck
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/wCWgPEnu
First Edit:      Tuesday 11th of September 2012 08:20:36 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 11th of September 2012 08:20:36 PM CDT

>You are Marcus, former owner of the Townsburg Fluffy Petshop
>After you discovered how to breed Alicorns, you were able to retire fairly quickly
>You made a grand total of about $23 million
>You sold an ass-load of fluffies, sold your petshop, and sold the breeding secret to Hasbro
>You bought yourself a very nice home in the countryside
>It cost $400,000 and you couldn't be happier with it
>You're about 30 minutes from the city, and it couldn't be more peaceful out here
>Now, you're happily retired with your fluffy Alicorn, Sunsplash
>She's got a shining white coat and a golden mane
>She also just so happens to be your buddy Anon's fluffy Starsplash's daughter
>She is one of the most well-behaved fluffies you've seen
>In fact, you weren't even sure that it was possible for a fluffy to behave that well
>She never whines, always makes it to her litter box, and most importantly, loves you unconditionally
>You rarely have to discipline her
>Luckily, today isn't a day for discipline
"Sunsplash! It's time for lunch!"
>You hear the pitter-patter of little hooves running down the hall
"Sunspwas hungy! Haf nummies, pwease!"
"Alright, girl. How about some spaghetti?"
>She looks like she's about to achieve nirvana
"Skettis! Sunspwas wuv daddeh! Wuv skettis!"
>You're able to get her spaghetti at least 4 times a week
>You cook and serve her the spaghetti
>For you?
>Prime rib with buttered egg noodles
>Delish
>Life is good
>Once you and Sunsplash have finished eating, you let her use the litterbox, and then take her outside
>You spent a bit of time and money building an enclosure for her to play in
>6-foot high fence with netting over the top
>6-inch deep pool, complete with artificial waterfall
>Two little tents on either side of the play area for shade
>600 squre feet
>Only the best for your little girl
"Alright, Sunsplash, have fun."
"Otay, daddeh! Wiww haf wots of fun!"
>You let her outside and unlatch the fluffy door
>If she wants to come in, she can do so whenever
>She's smart enough not to drown or stay in the sun for too long
>Alicorns are renowned for their intelligence
>Well...compared to normal fluffies, at least
>You check one last time to make sure Sunsplash is safe, and head for the great room
>You sit down on your couch and decide to play some Dark Souls
>You've just reached Blighttown for the first time
>It doesn't take long for you to walk up to the TV and turn it off
"Fuck this. This fucking game's too goddamned hard. Fuck."
>It's been close to an hour, and you decide to check on Sunsplash
>You look out the window and see her waddling towards the door
>The fluffy door opens up and she steps inside
"Daddeh! Sunspwas had su much fun!"
"That's great, Sunsplash. How about we get you a bath and feed you some dinner?"
"Sunspwas wuv baff! Tank oo daddeh!"
>You give her a bath and feed her some warm carrots and leftover egg noodles
>You're relaxing on your couch with her when you hear something out of the ordinary outside
>You get up and head to your window
>Careful not to make too much noise, you peek outside
"Ah, shit..."
>A feral herd has invaded Sunsplash's play area