- >You are Marcus, former owner of the Townsburg Fluffy Petshop
- >After you discovered how to breed Alicorns, you were able to retire fairly quickly
- >You made a grand total of about $23 million
- >You sold an ass-load of fluffies, sold your petshop, and sold the breeding secret to Hasbro
- >You bought yourself a very nice home in the countryside
- >It cost $400,000 and you couldn't be happier with it
- >You're about 30 minutes from the city, and it couldn't be more peaceful out here
- >Now, you're happily retired with your fluffy Alicorn, Sunsplash
- >She's got a shining white coat and a golden mane
- >She also just so happens to be your buddy Anon's fluffy Starsplash's daughter
- >She is one of the most well-behaved fluffies you've seen
- >In fact, you weren't even sure that it was possible for a fluffy to behave that well
- >She never whines, always makes it to her litter box, and most importantly, loves you unconditionally
- >You rarely have to discipline her
- >Luckily, today isn't a day for discipline
- "Sunsplash! It's time for lunch!"
- >You hear the pitter-patter of little hooves running down the hall
- "Sunspwas hungy! Haf nummies, pwease!"
- "Alright, girl. How about some spaghetti?"
- >She looks like she's about to achieve nirvana
- "Skettis! Sunspwas wuv daddeh! Wuv skettis!"
- >You're able to get her spaghetti at least 4 times a week
- >You cook and serve her the spaghetti
- >For you?
- >Prime rib with buttered egg noodles
- >Delish
- >Life is good
- >Once you and Sunsplash have finished eating, you let her use the litterbox, and then take her outside
- >You spent a bit of time and money building an enclosure for her to play in
- >6-foot high fence with netting over the top
- >6-inch deep pool, complete with artificial waterfall
- >Two little tents on either side of the play area for shade
- >600 squre feet
- >Only the best for your little girl
- "Alright, Sunsplash, have fun."
- "Otay, daddeh! Wiww haf wots of fun!"
- >You let her outside and unlatch the fluffy door
- >If she wants to come in, she can do so whenever
- >She's smart enough not to drown or stay in the sun for too long
- >Alicorns are renowned for their intelligence
- >Well...compared to normal fluffies, at least
- >You check one last time to make sure Sunsplash is safe, and head for the great room
- >You sit down on your couch and decide to play some Dark Souls
- >You've just reached Blighttown for the first time
- >It doesn't take long for you to walk up to the TV and turn it off
- "Fuck this. This fucking game's too goddamned hard. Fuck."
- >It's been close to an hour, and you decide to check on Sunsplash
- >You look out the window and see her waddling towards the door
- >The fluffy door opens up and she steps inside
- "Daddeh! Sunspwas had su much fun!"
- "That's great, Sunsplash. How about we get you a bath and feed you some dinner?"
- "Sunspwas wuv baff! Tank oo daddeh!"
- >You give her a bath and feed her some warm carrots and leftover egg noodles
- >You're relaxing on your couch with her when you hear something out of the ordinary outside
- >You get up and head to your window
- >Careful not to make too much noise, you peek outside
- "Ah, shit..."
- >A feral herd has invaded Sunsplash's play area
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The Good Life, Part 1
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