Title:           Sunny In Cleveland, Part 3: Last Chance For Fun
Author:          Fuckasaurus_Fuck
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First Edit:      Thursday 20th of September 2012 07:00:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 20th of September 2012 07:00:41 PM CDT

>Your second day at Spaghetti Land begins just as great as the first
>You get out of bed and complete your morning routine
>You feed Sunsplash, who is barely able to keep her food in her mouth out of sheer excitement
>You grab her up and drive over to the park
>You enter the parking lot and are greeted by a surprising sight
>There is a shitload of ferals flocking to the park
>They're pretty much everywhere
>In the road (mostly in pieces), in the parking lot, on cars, everywhere
>You turn your car radio to a news station
"...reports indicate that the 'Ultraherd' has formed from thousands of feral herds."
"Ultraherd...?"
"The fluffies are flocking to Cleveland to try to get to the newly opened fluffy park, Spaghetti Land."
>With that, you turn the radio off
>Can't be that bad
>There were plenty of ferals in the park yesterday
>There's a makeshift barrier near the gates of the park
>Some workers are telling groups of ferals that they'll be let in if they're good fluffies
>You manage to wade through a few ferals and reach the gate
>At least you can walk now
>You slip Sunsplash into her "sweater" and head inside
"Hey, Sun. You wanna see Uni the Unicorn?"
"Yes pwease! Wuv Uni! You best daddeh evah!"
>You make your way to the show
>There's about 3.6 metric fuck-tons of fluffies in there
>You manage to find a seat just as the show is beginning
"Hewwo good fwuffies! My name is Uni da Unicown!"
>It's 2 girls in a costume
>Fluffies actually buy this, you think to yourself
>They must be stupider than you thought
"...dah nu a fwuffy..."
>At least Sunsplash isn't a complete retard
"Daddeh, dis is fo not smawt fwuffies. Pwease go?"
"Alright. Let's do some more fun stuff."
>You look back and see that most of the fluffies are humping the air
>Yeesh...
"Pwease gif fwuffy speshuw huggies, Oonee!"
>Alright. Nope. No thank you
"Come on, Sun. Let's get some spaghetti"
"Tank oo daddeh!"
>The line's much shorter today
>People must be afraid of all the fluffies
>You get your food, a hot dog this time, and get a bowl of spaghetti for Sunsplash
>You both eat, and after a quick trip to the nearest litterbox (of which there are a fucking huge amount) you let her ride some rides
>As the day wears on, you decide to call it quits
>You carry Sunsplash back to the entrance and start heading for your car
>There's thousands of ferals trying to knock over the barrier surrounding the lot
>Even THAT many fluffies can't do shit
>You get in the car and head back to the hotel
>The power is out
>You decide to ask someone about it
"Excuse me...do you know what's wrong with the power?"
"Apparently a bunch of fluffies got into the Perry Nuclear Plant...power's out all over."
"We were just at Spaghetti Land...everything's fine there."
"They run on their own grid."
"Ah. Well, thanks for the info."
>You head back to your room and crack the window a bit
>You've still got one more day at the hotel
>You might as well have some fun with it