Title:           Sunny In Cleveland, Part 2: Opening Day
Author:          Fuckasaurus_Fuck
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First Edit:      Wednesday 19th of September 2012 10:12:25 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 19th of September 2012 10:12:25 PM CDT

>It's now 7:30 AM
>With the park scheduled to open at 8:30, you decide to leave
>You get Sunsplash's fluffy harness and get in the car
>You sit her in the passenger seat and set off
>About 30 minutes of hellish traffic later, you arrive
>Parking is also hell, but you find a spot
>By 8:15, you're ready
>You get in line and notice something curious
>While there is a massive amount of normal fluffy owners, there also seems to be a huge amount of ferals
>Maybe they heard rumors of a spaghetti tower and decided to come
>Whatever
>Not your problem, let the little guys have some fun for once
>Ferals aside, you're legitimately surprised at how many fluffy owners there are
>You were almost sure that the Alicorns would decimate demand for them
>But here they are, thousands of fluffy owners
>Must've come from all over the country
>This park is a pretty huge deal, after all
>After some waiting, the gates finally open
>Sunsplash is shaking so hard in your arms, you're afraid she'll catch fire
"Sketti Towah! Dat's su much skettis!"
"That's right. We'll get you some later, alright?"
>As the line moves up, you begin to notice something
>All the other fluffies have begun blowing raspberries in your general direction
>But what could they...
>Oh
>Right
>Sunsplash is an Alicorn
>Things just got a lot more difficult
>You were so wrapped up in trying to get Sunsplash out of her depression that you forgot she was a "munstah"
>At least, she is to normal fluffies
>Luckily for you, it seems that they only judge Alicorns based on size, and the fact that they have horns AND wings
>Once you reach the front of the line, you realize that getting in will be a challenge in itself
"Welcome to Spaghetti Land! How..."
>The employee stops as she notices you're carrying an Alicorn
>She leans in and whispers
"You know the other fluffies will tear yours apart...right?"
"Yeah...I completely forgot the whole "monster" thing...mind helping out a bit?"
"Nothing I can do from here...I'm sorry. Try to enjoy your visit, at least."
>With that, you're let into the park
>You hold Sunsplash close to your body, careful not to let any fluffies near her for fear of what they would do
"Why daddeh nu wet Sunspwas wun? Do somefing wong?"
"No...we just need to...um..."
>Shit. What do you need to do?
>Then it hits you
>The ferals
>So many entered the park that a few have surely died by now
>They ARE fluffies, after all
>You search for a few minutes until you find one
>An Earth fluffy with gold fur
>Almost a perfect match for Sunsplash
"Oh, man...this might work..."
>You take the dead fluffy to an employee and explain your situation
"So you think you could lend me a razor?"
"Well...I guess since it's a special case. These are usually just for removing dirt and stuff, but I'll make an exception."
>You carefully shave the dead fluffy
>You're left with a makeshift fluffy-skin sweater
>Nasty
>But it should cover Sunsplash's wings
>Looks like she'll get that spaghetti after all
"Here, Sunsplash. Daddy got you some new fluff."
>She seems happy
>Fluffies sure do love their fluff
>You slide the dead fluffy's fluff over Sunsplash's own fluff
>Her wings are invisible to the average fluffy
"Wuv new fwuff!"
>You make a mental note to give her a good bath after your trip is over
>With her disguise in place, you head into the park
"Sunsplash...if any other fluffies ask why you're so big...just tell them you're fat."
"Fat...? Awight...if Daddeh say so."
>The extra fluff works like a charm
>The other fluffies are too dumb to suspect a thing
>And holy shit, there's a lot of them
>You're sure to have a great time with Sunsplash
>You let her ride the mini, fluffy-proofed bumper cars, the spinning swings, and other fluffy versions of carnival rides
>By 2 in the afternoon, you're both pretty hungry
>You head to the food court in the base of Spaghetti Tower
"How about I get you some spaghetti?"
"Sunspwas wuv skettis! Tank oo daddeh!"
>You get a slice of pizza for yourself and watch as Sunsplash's spaghetti is dispensed
>The machine seems to just cut some dough into noodles and plop it onto a plate with some cheap sauce
>Plates of spaghetti are pumped out by the dozens per minute
>Must have taken a genius to design that
>Sunsplash doesn't seem to care how cheap her spaghetti is
>In fact, she seems to like it just as much as the stuff you make her
>Note to self: buy cheap-ass spaghetti from now on
>Once lunch is finished, you take Sunsplash to ride some more rides
>Soon enough, your first day at Spaghetti Land comes to a close
>Sunsplash is falling asleep in your arms as you carry her out to the car
>Tomorrow will be even better