Title:           Sunny In Cleveland, Nonsense: Not As Planned, Part 2
Author:          Fuckasaurus_Fuck
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/3r0yRTtP
First Edit:      Thursday 27th of September 2012 07:22:03 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 27th of September 2012 07:22:03 PM CDT

>You are Chet Mondo, helicopter pilot for CNN
>You're currently flying the news chopper over a destroyed Cleveland
>Spaghetti Land turned out to be full of explosives
>Some terrorists or some shit
>You bring the chopper over the wreckage of Spaghetti Tower
>From here, you can see thousands of fluffy corpses in the remnants of the park
>Even more are missing limbs or other body parts and are desperately trying to find help
>You feel terrible for them
>You love fluffies
>Hell, you even have your own
>He likes to wear aviators, just like yours
>You swing the chopper around toward the Hasbro buildings
>The Biotoys offices seem alright, but the labs are wrecked
>That's when you see it
"Holy, fuck. Get that camera pointed at the labs NOW."
>A fucking T-Rex is emerging from some of the rubble
>It sees your chopper and lets out a mighty roar
"JESUS FUCK!"
>You swerve sharply to avoid the giant lizard
>Your chopper just barely makes it away from the beast's jaws
"Everyone alright?"
"Can we go back, Chet? I don't think you got us far enough into its mouth."
"Fuck you, Larry."
>You turn the chopper around and decide to call it a day
>On the way out of the city, you SWEAR you see some crazy fucker dressed as Captain Planet
>Some people do weird shit
 
>You are Kong, the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo's largest gorilla
>You just finished killing about 20 fluffies
>Fluffies are your natural prey
>You climb the rubble of a destroyed building and beat your chest victoriously
>The humans' city has fallen
>Now nothing stands in your way of creating a new world order
>You can see it now: a world ruled by apes where humans live in chains
>Your thoughts are cut short by a mighty roar
>You turn your head and roar back
>Nothing is stronger than you!
>You beat your chest once more, welcoming the challenge
>The earth beneath your feet begins to rumble
>No matter how big the opponent is, you will take it down
>Because you're Kong! King of the Jungle!
 
>You are a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Tyrant King
>You've just escaped from your creators and are running amok in their city
>You quickly became hungry
>You tried to eat a flying creature, but it got away
>You filled your stomach with some of the small, furry things scurrying about
>They were not very filling
>They kind of tasted like shit, too
>You lay down, your hopes for a decent meal quickly fading
>That's when you hear it
>A smaller creature is roaring
>You identify the sound as a possible food source
>You take a few steps forward and let out your mightiest roar
>You are a king, and you must eat