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Sunny In Cleveland, Part 9: The Zoo

By: Fuckasaurus_Fuck on Sep 23rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.02 KB  |  hits: 53  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You all walk for hours, your progress hindered by the rubble left by the explosion
  2. >Five minutes away from Lake Erie, a massive obstacle halts you completely
  3. >The explosions tore a massive hole into the city
  4. >The fissure stretches from the lake in the direction of the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo
  5. >Water from Lake Erie floods into the city
  6. "Shit, guys. We gotta cross this somehow."
  7. "No way am I gonna try crossing that with Starsplash."
  8. "Oh my God...is that a shark?"
  9. >Jen points at the water and you see a fin move toward the lake
  10. >Must've escaped from the zoo
  11. >It'll probably die soon in the fresh water
  12. >Unless it's a bull shark
  13. >Then it could be problematic
  14. "Alright...looks like we're going around...We need to cut through the zoo."
  15. "Marcus...that's like, two miles away. There's no way Starsplash OR Sun's up for another hike through this."
  16. >You sigh, well aware that Anon's right
  17. "Okay. We can stay here for the night. It's getting dark, anyway."
  18. >The three of you head for the nearest intact building
  19. >You scrounge around a bit for some soft stuff to sleep on, and settle in
  20. >You're awoken in the middle of the night by Anon
  21. "Hey, Marcus...you think we're gonna make it out of this?"
  22. "Yeah...why do you ask?"
  23. "I don't know...I mean, I barely made it away from just 50 of the cannibals...there's millions here, plus all the fires-"
  24. "Don't worry...we'll all be fine. Look."
  25. >You point over at Sunsplash and Starsplash, who have fallen asleep in a mini-fluffpile on top of Jen
  26. "They're not worried. They trust us."
  27. "You're right, I guess."
  28. "Hey, if fluffies can find a way, why not us?"
  29. >Anon seems content and walks away to go back to sleep
  30. >You stare at the ceiling for a while
  31. >The screams of the fluffies outside keep you awake
  32. >Fires are still burning throughout the city
  33. >It's gonna be a while until things get better here
  34. >After a while, you become too tired to keep your eyes open, and you drift off to sleep
  35. >You're awoken by a sharp pain in your stomach
  36. "Ah, what the hell..."
  37. >Anon's poking you with a stick
  38. "Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!"
  39. "Goddammit, Anon I swear to God..."
  40. "What...? It's like, 2 in the afternoon."
  41. >You pull your cracked phone out of your pocket
  42. >2:06
  43. "Alright...time to go then."
  44. "Daddeh...Sunspwas hungy."
  45. >Shit, none of you have eaten for over a day
  46. "Alright, there should be a grocery store on the way to the zoo. We'll grab some food there."
  47. "Otay."
  48. >You set off into the city, following the flooded fissure
  49. >You eventually reach a place called "Sav-Way Foods"
  50. >You head inside
  51. >Not much remains, but the bread and peanut butter you find is fine by you
  52. >The fluffies love it too
  53. >After your quick meal, you head back out
  54. >You walk the remaining mile to the zoo
  55. >The fissure ends dead center in the middle of the place
  56. >You know some animals are loose in there, but it's the only way
  57. >You take a deep breath and walk through the gate
  58. >Jen spots a map at the entrance plaza
  59. "Looks like the quickest way to the other side is through...um...HERE!"
  60. >You and Anon glance at the map
  61. "Jen...that's the gorilla exhibit..."
  62. "It's the quickest way, Marcus..."
  63. "She's right, man. I mean if that shark was loose, maybe the gorillas fell in the water, too."
  64. >You notice that the gorillas are right next to the aquarium
  65. >Maybe you're in luck
  66. "Alright. Let's go then."
  67. >You cut through what's left of the savannah towards the aquarium
  68. >It's completely destroyed
  69. "Shit. I was hoping we could just go through here."
  70. >Jen and Anon give you nervous glances
  71. "Gorilla cage?"
  72. "Gorilla cage."
  73. >You take the nearest path over to the gorilla exhibit
  74. >You immediately notice that the gorillas are NOT in their cages
  75. >The thick glass that was keeping them contained must have shattered during the bombing
  76. >Now they're loose
  77. "NU! MUNSTAH!"
  78. "What was that?"
  79. "Sounds like a fluffy..."
  80. >You and Anon head over to the door that leads to your destination
  81. >You cautiously open it and peer outside
  82. "Oh holy fuck..."
  83. >A huge, silverback gorilla is roaring at a terrified group of fluffies
  84. >Anon takes out his phone and starts recording
  85. "Here, we see the fluffies' natural predator, the gorilla. The fluffies are defenseless against such raw power."
  86. "Anon would you quit that?"
  87. "Not a chance. Internet's gonna love this."
  88. >There's no way you can help them without the gorilla seeing you
  89. >And boy, is he PISSED
  90. >The gorilla charges, toppling the fluffies like bowling pins
  91. >A few are crushed under his massive frame
  92. >It picks two up and slams them against the wall, over and over again
  93. >The remaining fluffies finally realize they can run, and promptly do so
  94. >The gorilla roars and beats its chest triumphantly
  95. >It chases after the remaining fluffies
  96. >You wait until the screams and the roars are out of earshot, and move outside
  97. ".....Marcus you gotta admit that was FUCKING awesome."
  98. "Okay, Anon...it was pretty cool."
  99. >You love fluffies, but seeing that gorilla tear into them was somehow fulfilling
  100. >Your small group continues on for about 2 more hours
  101. >Finally, you reach your destination
  102. >You arrive at a dock on the shores of Lake Erie
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