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Sunny In Cleveland, Part 6: Beginning of the End

By: Fuckasaurus_Fuck on Sep 22nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.74 KB  |  hits: 54  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anon, slacker extraordinaire
  2. >You've just finished a hard day of doing nothing, when your cell phone rings
  3. "Marcus...thought he was in Cleveland. Wonder what he wants..."
  4. >You answer the call
  5. "Hello?"
  6. "Anon...is this Anon?"
  7. >The voice is way too girly to be Marcus...
  8. "Marcus...dude is this one of those calls that ends with me having to call you Martha?"
  9. "No, listen! This is Jennifer. I work at Spaghetti Land. Marcus said to call, something's gone horribly wrong."
  10. "What? What happened?"
  11. "Turn on your TV."
  12. >You grab the remote and turn your TV on
  13. >The Emergency Broadcast System is on
  14. >Apparently, Cleveland and the surrounding area is totally overrun with fluffies
  15. >The military had been called in just a few hours ago to deal with the problem
  16. "Holy shit...what do you need."
  17. >Jennifer pauses
  18. >You hear her say something to Marcus, and then you hear the phone being handed off
  19. "Anon, listen. Things in the park are shit. We need help."
  20. "Things in the PARK? Dude, Cleveland is practically buried under fluffies!"
  21. "What!? How many are there?"
  22. "News says...anywhere from 10-30 million."
  23. "Holy fuck...alright, change of plans then."
  24. "What do you need?"
  25. "I need you to make a phone call."
  26. >You stay on the phone for a few more minutes listening to Marcus' instructions
  27. >He wants you to call Hasbro and as many news stations as possible
  28. >He also wants you to try to get through to the military
  29. >You're to tell everyone that someone has planted explosives all over Spaghetti Land
  30. >It takes you about 45 minutes, but you manage to spread the word to everyone
  31. "Alright...that should stop the place from becoming a crater...for now at least."
  32. >You stop and think for a minute
  33. >Marcus is trapped in what is possibly the least happy place on Earth
  34. >He is surrounded by fluffies
  35. >There are explosives
  36. "Shit...what should I do..."
  37. >AND there's a damsel in distress
  38. "....Hey, Starsplash! We're taking a trip!"
  39. "Otay, daddeh! Stawspwas wuv dwivin!"
  40. >You hop in your car and speed toward Cleveland
  41. >You barely run into any traffic, since everyone is going AWAY from the city
  42. >That gives you the perfect opportunity to go about 30 above the speed limit
  43. >Within 5 hours, you reach the city
  44. >It's about 6 at night, and martial law is in effect
  45. >A soldier stops your car
  46. "Sir, I'm going to ask you to turn around. City's being swept for fluffies and looters."
  47. "No, I can't do that. I have a friend trapped in the park."
  48. "Every effort is being made to safely evacuate-"
  49. "THERE'S FUCKIN' 10 TONS OF C4 UNDER THE GODDAMN PLACE!"
  50. "WHAT!?"
  51. >You grab Starsplash and dash through the blockade
  52. >No one attempts to give chase since you're essentially knee-deep in shit
  53. "The things I do for that guy.."
  54. "Daddeh, we goin' Sketti Wand?"
  55. "Yeah. We're going to Sketti Land."
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