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Sunny In Cleveland, Part 3: Last Chance For Fun

By: Fuckasaurus_Fuck on Sep 20th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.93 KB  |  hits: 35  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Your second day at Spaghetti Land begins just as great as the first
  2. >You get out of bed and complete your morning routine
  3. >You feed Sunsplash, who is barely able to keep her food in her mouth out of sheer excitement
  4. >You grab her up and drive over to the park
  5. >You enter the parking lot and are greeted by a surprising sight
  6. >There is a shitload of ferals flocking to the park
  7. >They're pretty much everywhere
  8. >In the road (mostly in pieces), in the parking lot, on cars, everywhere
  9. >You turn your car radio to a news station
  10. "...reports indicate that the 'Ultraherd' has formed from thousands of feral herds."
  11. "Ultraherd...?"
  12. "The fluffies are flocking to Cleveland to try to get to the newly opened fluffy park, Spaghetti Land."
  13. >With that, you turn the radio off
  14. >Can't be that bad
  15. >There were plenty of ferals in the park yesterday
  16. >There's a makeshift barrier near the gates of the park
  17. >Some workers are telling groups of ferals that they'll be let in if they're good fluffies
  18. >You manage to wade through a few ferals and reach the gate
  19. >At least you can walk now
  20. >You slip Sunsplash into her "sweater" and head inside
  21. "Hey, Sun. You wanna see Uni the Unicorn?"
  22. "Yes pwease! Wuv Uni! You best daddeh evah!"
  23. >You make your way to the show
  24. >There's about 3.6 metric fuck-tons of fluffies in there
  25. >You manage to find a seat just as the show is beginning
  26. "Hewwo good fwuffies! My name is Uni da Unicown!"
  27. >It's 2 girls in a costume
  28. >Fluffies actually buy this, you think to yourself
  29. >They must be stupider than you thought
  30. "...dah nu a fwuffy..."
  31. >At least Sunsplash isn't a complete retard
  32. "Daddeh, dis is fo not smawt fwuffies. Pwease go?"
  33. "Alright. Let's do some more fun stuff."
  34. >You look back and see that most of the fluffies are humping the air
  35. >Yeesh...
  36. "Pwease gif fwuffy speshuw huggies, Oonee!"
  37. >Alright. Nope. No thank you
  38. "Come on, Sun. Let's get some spaghetti"
  39. "Tank oo daddeh!"
  40. >The line's much shorter today
  41. >People must be afraid of all the fluffies
  42. >You get your food, a hot dog this time, and get a bowl of spaghetti for Sunsplash
  43. >You both eat, and after a quick trip to the nearest litterbox (of which there are a fucking huge amount) you let her ride some rides
  44. >As the day wears on, you decide to call it quits
  45. >You carry Sunsplash back to the entrance and start heading for your car
  46. >There's thousands of ferals trying to knock over the barrier surrounding the lot
  47. >Even THAT many fluffies can't do shit
  48. >You get in the car and head back to the hotel
  49. >The power is out
  50. >You decide to ask someone about it
  51. "Excuse me...do you know what's wrong with the power?"
  52. "Apparently a bunch of fluffies got into the Perry Nuclear Plant...power's out all over."
  53. "We were just at Spaghetti Land...everything's fine there."
  54. "They run on their own grid."
  55. "Ah. Well, thanks for the info."
  56. >You head back to your room and crack the window a bit
  57. >You've still got one more day at the hotel
  58. >You might as well have some fun with it
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