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Sunny In Cleveland, Part 2: Opening Day

By: Fuckasaurus_Fuck on Sep 19th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.61 KB  |  hits: 124  |  expires: Never
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  1. >It's now 7:30 AM
  2. >With the park scheduled to open at 8:30, you decide to leave
  3. >You get Sunsplash's fluffy harness and get in the car
  4. >You sit her in the passenger seat and set off
  5. >About 30 minutes of hellish traffic later, you arrive
  6. >Parking is also hell, but you find a spot
  7. >By 8:15, you're ready
  8. >You get in line and notice something curious
  9. >While there is a massive amount of normal fluffy owners, there also seems to be a huge amount of ferals
  10. >Maybe they heard rumors of a spaghetti tower and decided to come
  11. >Whatever
  12. >Not your problem, let the little guys have some fun for once
  13. >Ferals aside, you're legitimately surprised at how many fluffy owners there are
  14. >You were almost sure that the Alicorns would decimate demand for them
  15. >But here they are, thousands of fluffy owners
  16. >Must've come from all over the country
  17. >This park is a pretty huge deal, after all
  18. >After some waiting, the gates finally open
  19. >Sunsplash is shaking so hard in your arms, you're afraid she'll catch fire
  20. "Sketti Towah! Dat's su much skettis!"
  21. "That's right. We'll get you some later, alright?"
  22. >As the line moves up, you begin to notice something
  23. >All the other fluffies have begun blowing raspberries in your general direction
  24. >But what could they...
  25. >Oh
  26. >Right
  27. >Sunsplash is an Alicorn
  28. >Things just got a lot more difficult
  29. >You were so wrapped up in trying to get Sunsplash out of her depression that you forgot she was a "munstah"
  30. >At least, she is to normal fluffies
  31. >Luckily for you, it seems that they only judge Alicorns based on size, and the fact that they have horns AND wings
  32. >Once you reach the front of the line, you realize that getting in will be a challenge in itself
  33. "Welcome to Spaghetti Land! How..."
  34. >The employee stops as she notices you're carrying an Alicorn
  35. >She leans in and whispers
  36. "You know the other fluffies will tear yours apart...right?"
  37. "Yeah...I completely forgot the whole "monster" thing...mind helping out a bit?"
  38. "Nothing I can do from here...I'm sorry. Try to enjoy your visit, at least."
  39. >With that, you're let into the park
  40. >You hold Sunsplash close to your body, careful not to let any fluffies near her for fear of what they would do
  41. "Why daddeh nu wet Sunspwas wun? Do somefing wong?"
  42. "No...we just need to...um..."
  43. >Shit. What do you need to do?
  44. >Then it hits you
  45. >The ferals
  46. >So many entered the park that a few have surely died by now
  47. >They ARE fluffies, after all
  48. >You search for a few minutes until you find one
  49. >An Earth fluffy with gold fur
  50. >Almost a perfect match for Sunsplash
  51. "Oh, man...this might work..."
  52. >You take the dead fluffy to an employee and explain your situation
  53. "So you think you could lend me a razor?"
  54. "Well...I guess since it's a special case. These are usually just for removing dirt and stuff, but I'll make an exception."
  55. >You carefully shave the dead fluffy
  56. >You're left with a makeshift fluffy-skin sweater
  57. >Nasty
  58. >But it should cover Sunsplash's wings
  59. >Looks like she'll get that spaghetti after all
  60. "Here, Sunsplash. Daddy got you some new fluff."
  61. >She seems happy
  62. >Fluffies sure do love their fluff
  63. >You slide the dead fluffy's fluff over Sunsplash's own fluff
  64. >Her wings are invisible to the average fluffy
  65. "Wuv new fwuff!"
  66. >You make a mental note to give her a good bath after your trip is over
  67. >With her disguise in place, you head into the park
  68. "Sunsplash...if any other fluffies ask why you're so big...just tell them you're fat."
  69. "Fat...? Awight...if Daddeh say so."
  70. >The extra fluff works like a charm
  71. >The other fluffies are too dumb to suspect a thing
  72. >And holy shit, there's a lot of them
  73. >You're sure to have a great time with Sunsplash
  74. >You let her ride the mini, fluffy-proofed bumper cars, the spinning swings, and other fluffy versions of carnival rides
  75. >By 2 in the afternoon, you're both pretty hungry
  76. >You head to the food court in the base of Spaghetti Tower
  77. "How about I get you some spaghetti?"
  78. "Sunspwas wuv skettis! Tank oo daddeh!"
  79. >You get a slice of pizza for yourself and watch as Sunsplash's spaghetti is dispensed
  80. >The machine seems to just cut some dough into noodles and plop it onto a plate with some cheap sauce
  81. >Plates of spaghetti are pumped out by the dozens per minute
  82. >Must have taken a genius to design that
  83. >Sunsplash doesn't seem to care how cheap her spaghetti is
  84. >In fact, she seems to like it just as much as the stuff you make her
  85. >Note to self: buy cheap-ass spaghetti from now on
  86. >Once lunch is finished, you take Sunsplash to ride some more rides
  87. >Soon enough, your first day at Spaghetti Land comes to a close
  88. >Sunsplash is falling asleep in your arms as you carry her out to the car
  89. >Tomorrow will be even better
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