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Sunny In Cleveland, Nonsense: Not As Planned, Part 2

By: Fuckasaurus_Fuck on Sep 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.54 KB  |  hits: 45  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Chet Mondo, helicopter pilot for CNN
  2. >You're currently flying the news chopper over a destroyed Cleveland
  3. >Spaghetti Land turned out to be full of explosives
  4. >Some terrorists or some shit
  5. >You bring the chopper over the wreckage of Spaghetti Tower
  6. >From here, you can see thousands of fluffy corpses in the remnants of the park
  7. >Even more are missing limbs or other body parts and are desperately trying to find help
  8. >You feel terrible for them
  9. >You love fluffies
  10. >Hell, you even have your own
  11. >He likes to wear aviators, just like yours
  12. >You swing the chopper around toward the Hasbro buildings
  13. >The Biotoys offices seem alright, but the labs are wrecked
  14. >That's when you see it
  15. "Holy, fuck. Get that camera pointed at the labs NOW."
  16. >A fucking T-Rex is emerging from some of the rubble
  17. >It sees your chopper and lets out a mighty roar
  18. "JESUS FUCK!"
  19. >You swerve sharply to avoid the giant lizard
  20. >Your chopper just barely makes it away from the beast's jaws
  21. "Everyone alright?"
  22. "Can we go back, Chet? I don't think you got us far enough into its mouth."
  23. "Fuck you, Larry."
  24. >You turn the chopper around and decide to call it a day
  25. >On the way out of the city, you SWEAR you see some crazy fucker dressed as Captain Planet
  26. >Some people do weird shit
  27.  
  28. >You are Kong, the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo's largest gorilla
  29. >You just finished killing about 20 fluffies
  30. >Fluffies are your natural prey
  31. >You climb the rubble of a destroyed building and beat your chest victoriously
  32. >The humans' city has fallen
  33. >Now nothing stands in your way of creating a new world order
  34. >You can see it now: a world ruled by apes where humans live in chains
  35. >Your thoughts are cut short by a mighty roar
  36. >You turn your head and roar back
  37. >Nothing is stronger than you!
  38. >You beat your chest once more, welcoming the challenge
  39. >The earth beneath your feet begins to rumble
  40. >No matter how big the opponent is, you will take it down
  41. >Because you're Kong! King of the Jungle!
  42.  
  43. >You are a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Tyrant King
  44. >You've just escaped from your creators and are running amok in their city
  45. >You quickly became hungry
  46. >You tried to eat a flying creature, but it got away
  47. >You filled your stomach with some of the small, furry things scurrying about
  48. >They were not very filling
  49. >They kind of tasted like shit, too
  50. >You lay down, your hopes for a decent meal quickly fading
  51. >That's when you hear it
  52. >A smaller creature is roaring
  53. >You identify the sound as a possible food source
  54. >You take a few steps forward and let out your mightiest roar
  55. >You are a king, and you must eat
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