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Runt Uprising, Part 3: Justice

By: Fuckasaurus_Fuck on Sep 3rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.45 KB  |  hits: 122  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anon
  2. >You've spent a week away from home on business
  3. >At the airport terminal, some guy managed to disguise himself as security
  4. >Turns out he'd been diddling passengers all day
  5. >You hate airports
  6. >You make it home without further incident and head to Marcus' petshop to pick up Starsplash
  7. >You're anxious and you worry that he hasn't been getting along with other fluffies
  8. >You arrive at the shop and decide to browse for toys first
  9. "Hey, Marcus."
  10. "Oh, Anon, you're back. How was your trip?"
  11. "Got molested at the airport"
  12. "Bummer."
  13. >You get Starsplash a new ball when your curiosity gets the better of you
  14. "Hey, what happened to the foals I sold you?"
  15. "Well, I only kept one as a breeder mare. The other two I already sold as pets."
  16. "Mind if I see the breeder?"
  17. "Sure."
  18. >He leads you to the breeding cages and shows you the fluffy
  19. >He tells you that her name's Sunbeam, and she's adjusted to life well
  20. >He always treats his breeders well
  21. "Well, I think I'm ready to pick up Starsplash now."
  22. "Okay...I just wanna warn you though, the "normal" fluffies are acting a bit...weird."
  23. "Weird how?"
  24. "You'll see."
  25. >He leads you to the daycare
  26. >You're pretty shocked by what you see
  27. >You walk into the daycare and are greeted by the sight of the 15 runts happily playing
  28. >The other fluffies, however...
  29. >They just stare at the wall
  30. >You can hear them repeating something over and over again, in unison
  31. "Fwuffy wan die...fwuffy wan die..."
  32. "Jesus what happened?"
  33. "No clue...they apparently think they're "dummy fluffies. Even resets won't work."
  34. "That's weird...HEY STARSPLASH! Daddy's home!"
  35. "Daddeh! Stawspwa had fun wif new fwends! We make dummeh fwuffies nu be mean!"
  36. >Oh boy...Starsplash did something
  37. >You decide not to tell Marcus
  38. >He let Starsplash stay for free after all
  39. >Better not fuck your friendship/free shit up
  40. >You take Starsplash home and make him some spaghetti
  41. "Hey, Starsplash...what did you do to the other fluffies?"
  42. "Oh dem? Dey just stoopid. We teww dem dat dey too big to be good fwuffies. Den we say dey dummehs."
  43. >You're amazed that a fluffy is capable of this, let alone a runt
  44. "So, you pretty much just broke them?"
  45. "YEP! Stoopid fwuffehs wan have wongest sweep! Dey nu good fwuffies cause dey was mean to wunts!"
  46. >You begin to chuckle
  47. >It's pretty fucked up, but those fluffies deserved it for being mean to Starsplash
  48. "Hey, you want some more spaghetti?"
  49. "MORE SKETTIES! WUV DADDEH!"
  50. >Evil genius fluffies get extra spaghetti
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