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Runt Uprising, Part 2: Smarty

By: Fuckasaurus_Fuck on Sep 3rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.84 KB  |  hits: 112  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Marcus, owner of the Townsburg Fluffy Petshop
  2. >Your shop has a reputation for being the best for both fluffies and people
  3. >Of course, it didn't get like that without a little hard work
  4. >You and your few employees wake up bright and early for work
  5. >You clean the fluffy cages, feed the fluffies, and dispose of the ones that managed to kill themselves
  6. >That happens surprisingly frequently
  7. >You also breed your own stock, and run a daycare
  8. >Not only do you watch regular fluffies, but you also care for runts
  9. >The other fluffies would probably kill them if they got a sniff of them
  10. "Alright, everyone, it's time for nummies!"
  11. "Wan nummehs! Hungy! Fwuffy wuv daddeh!"
  12. >You feed them oats and grains
  13. >The daycare fluffies get the same
  14. >It's packed with your special blend of vitamins and minerals
  15. >That's a trade secret, though
  16. >You check your breeding charts
  17. "Alright...let's see...aha! Sunbeam, looks like you're ready to breed."
  18. >You bought a really nice-looking Pegasus from Anon around a month ago
  19. >She's just reached sexual maturity, so you decide to try your luck
  20. "Okay, let's put you in with...Zora"
  21. >You pick up a light blue Earth stallion with a purple mane
  22. >You place both fluffies in the "special huggies" pen and let them go at it
  23. >Sunbeam is crying, but she'll get used to it
  24. >You give them both a cookie and jot down some notes
  25. >You move on to the rest of your stock and do likewise
  26. "Okay, that's everyone! Time to open up!"
  27. >It's only 8:30 by the time you finish the morning routine
  28. >You work hard, and do a damn good job
  29. >That's what makes your petshop the best
  30. >You are Starsplash, Pegasus runt
  31. >You just woke up and got fed very good nummies by your daddy's friend
  32. >After you finish eating, you notice other fluffies in another cage
  33. "Hewwo! New fwends?"
  34. >They look over and blow raspberries at you
  35. "NU! You dummeh fwuffeh! No wike!"
  36. "Wah...? Am gud fwuffeh! No am dummeh!"
  37. >You don't get why they don't like you
  38. >Maybe because you're smaller than them
  39. >A Unicorn walks to the side of the cage
  40. >He's white with a dark blue mane
  41. "You dummeh fwuffeh! Am smawty of hewd! Yu go way!"
  42. >He puffs his cheeks and makes sparks from his horn
  43. >You're hurt, but not intimidated
  44. >You talk with the other runts about "smarty"
  45. "Smawty no nice fwuffy...he am mean."
  46. >You learn that the other runts are afraid of the other fluffies
  47. >Before daddy's friend made the cages separate, the big fluffies hurt runts
  48. >Sometimes the runts even took the longest sleep
  49. >Daddy's friend wasn't happy, but he couldn't do anything because the fluffies had "ownahs"
  50. "Weww...wat if we made smawty dummeh fwuffy?"
  51. "Wah Stawspwa mean?"
  52. >You begin formulating your plan
  53. >For a fluffy runt, you like to think of yourself as a genius
  54. >An evil, fluffball genius
  55. "Hey, smawty!"
  56. >He turns back around
  57. >You blow raspberries at him and all your friends begin calling him a dummy fluffy
  58. "You dummeh! Big fwuffies am dum!"
  59. >He looks confused
  60. >His "herd" starts chattering amongst themselves
  61. "Am dummehs...bad fwuffies? Nuuuu...good fwuffeh..."
  62. >They all seem to realize that they're different from you
  63. >Before you can act out the next part of your twisted little plan, daddy's friend feeds you
  64. >The nummies are very good
  65. >You forget all about Smarty
  66. >Oh well, maybe tomorrow
  67. >You curl up in your fluff pile and fall asleep
  68. >A few days pass before you actually remember the other fluffies
  69. >You're so silly sometimes!
  70. "Hey big fwuffies! Yu smawty nu am smawty! He dummeh fwuffeh!"
  71. >This gets them going
  72. >They all seem to be considering what this could mean
  73. "NU! NU AM DUMMEH! AM SMAWTY FWEND! MAKE YU SOWWY!"
  74. >He tries his hardest to hit you with the sparks from his horn, but it's useless
  75. "See? If he smawty den why he no make hown glowy?"
  76. >That seems to confirm the herd's suspicions
  77. "No smawty! You dummeh!"
  78. >He lays down and begins crying
  79. >Your next meal tastes like justice
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