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Playmates, Part 3: Stuck In a Rut

By: Fuckasaurus_Fuck on Sep 17th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.42 KB  |  hits: 79  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Marcus, genius billionaire playboy philantropist
  2. >Alright, so you're not a billionaire
  3. >You're still filthy fucking rich
  4. >Even so, all the money in the world can't buy back Sunsplash's happiness
  5. >It's been a few days since she got out of her safe room
  6. >You're not mad, not in the least, but she's so guilt-ridden she's hardly functioning
  7. >She only moves to use her litterbox and (occasionally) eat
  8. "Sunspwas...am bad fwuffy..."
  9. "Sunsplash, you're not bad. You just got out of your safe room. I'm not mad at you."
  10. "Buh Sunspwas bwoke daddeh wules...am bad fwuffy."
  11. >There's been no reasoning with her
  12. >You decide to take her to the vet
  13. "Come on, Sun...we're gonna go see what we can do to get you out of this."
  14. >She just follows without a word and walks into her carrier
  15. >You put her in the car and drive to town
  16. >You've become a bit of a local celebrity, but you don't stop to chat
  17. >You head right into the vet's office
  18. >There's no wait, since most people have traded their normal fluffies for Alicorns
  19. >Where did they go? Well you know that new brand of cat food...yeah. That's most of them
  20. >There's still plenty of ferals around, but not as many domestics
  21. >You sigh and carry Sunsplash to the vet
  22. >After asking her a few simple questions, he turns to you
  23. "It seems like she's severely depressed, Marcus."
  24. "Is there anything I could give her?"
  25. "No...she needs to come out of this on her own."
  26. "How can I make her do that?"
  27. "You need to get her to believe that she's a good fluffy. That could be tricky."
  28. "Any suggestions?"
  29. "Well, she's sure to remember whatever it was that caused this. Alicorn memory and all...But..."
  30. >He ponders for a moment, as if deciding whether or not to tell you something
  31. "There is ONE thing we could try."
  32. >You listen attentively as the vet explains what to do
  33. "You could take her someplace special. Someplace only good fluffies get to go."
  34. "Do you have any place in mind?"
  35. "Well..."
  36. >That look again
  37. "Please, just tell me. I just want to make Sun happy again."
  38. "I realize that...but I'm worried about normal fluffies."
  39. "Normal fluffies?"
  40. "Yes. They react violently to Alicorns. Sometimes they even kill them."
  41. "Yeah...I've heard about that happening..."
  42. >You realize that whatever the plan is, it involves potentially putting Sunsplash in harm's way
  43. >You're still willing to try
  44. "Alright. I'll take her where ever it is you want me to. Just tell me where to go."
  45. "Have you heard of Spaghetti Land?"
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