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Playmates, Part 1

By: Fuckasaurus_Fuck on Sep 16th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.68 KB  |  hits: 92  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anon, owner of Starsplash, the fluffy Pegasus runt
  2. >You've recently retired with over $20 million
  3. >After you helped discover the secret to breeding Alicorn fluffies, the money just kept coming
  4. >You bought a very nice $750,000 house in the countryside
  5. >It's only about a 20 minute drive from your buddy Marcus' new house
  6. >It's pretty much perfect
  7. >No noise
  8. >Starsplash has a playmate
  9. >You can chill with Marcus whenever
  10. >No fucking work
  11. >Shitloads of money
  12. >Life's fucking good
  13. >Starsplash is playing with his ball in the living room
  14. >No matter how much money you have, nothing could make the little guy happier
  15. >He giggles and flaps his tiny wings as he chases the ball around
  16. >If you let this go on much longer, you'll get diabetes
  17. "Hey, Starsplash, you wanna go see Sunsplash?"
  18. "Stawspwas wuv pway wif fwend! Tank oo daddeh! Wuv daddeh!"
  19. >You call Marcus to make sure everything's okay, and head out the door
  20. >You put Starsplash's carrier in the passenger seat of your motherfuckin' Rolls-Royce
  21. >After about 20 minutes, you arrive
  22. "Hey, Anon, how you been."
  23. "Pretty good. You?"
  24. "Same. Come on in, the game's just starting."
  25. >You walk in and let Starsplash into the safe room
  26. "Stawspwas hewe! Pway baww wif Sunspwas?"
  27. >You smile as you walk into Marcus' great room
  28. >Snacks, beer, and football greet you
  29. "Hey, Anon, wanna hear about this feral heard I ran into the other week?"
  30. "Sure."
  31. "Alright, so they showed up and wouldn't leave, right? So I grabbed a chainsaw and some gas..."
  32. >You listen as Marcus tells his story
  33. "...then I lit the last 3 on fire, killed the Smarty, and let one go. No ferals since."
  34. "Damn...that's kinda fucking awesome."
  35. >A few hours pass and you both down a few beers
  36. >The game just ended, and you both talk about cool shit some more
  37. >Mostly just what you've been doing since retiring from the petshop
  38. >You're even about to bring up your one-night stand with that receptionist at the vet
  39. >Nah
  40. >Another time maybe
  41. "Well, Marcus...it's getting kinda late. I think I'm gonna head out."
  42. "Alright, I'll help grab Starsplash. Don't want anyone throwing a fit."
  43. >Both fluffies are very well-behaved, but still...
  44. >Don't want to have to punish your little buddy
  45. "Hey, Starsplash...Daddy's here to take you home."
  46. "Say bye-bye for now, Sun. Starsplash has to go home."
  47. >You open the safe room door
  48. "Starsplash?"
  49. >You're greeted by silence
  50. "Great...this AGAIN?"
  51. "What do you mean again?"
  52. "Starsplash got out once. Found him on the fan. Later he got inside one of his blocks."
  53. "Dude, how the..."
  54. "Don't ask. Don't know."
  55. >You both search the room thoroughly
  56. >There's no sigh of either fluffy
  57. >You know how bad this could get
  58. >Looks like you're in for a long night
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