Title:           Lost Vegas, Part 2: Calm Before the Storm
Author:          Fuckasaurus_Fuck
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/d7MA4jB9
First Edit:      Saturday 27th of October 2012 08:34:15 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 27th of October 2012 08:34:15 PM CDT

>You are Marcus, and you have absolutely no fucking clue where you are
>The last thing you remember is drinking with Marcus, and later on, Jennifer
"Oh...never drinking again...fuuuuuck...."
>Wherever you are, it's dark
>And it smells like...perfume?
"What the fuck happened...?"
>You stand up only to realize you're in ladies' underwear
>You stumble around the room and eventually find the light switch
>You flick it on and realize you're in a hotel room
>There are vomit and shit stains everywhere
>You hear a voice coming from the closet
"Hewp! Wet sunny owt! Daddeh!"
>You open the door and Sunsplash rolls out
"Tank oo, daddeh."
"Um...Sunsplash, do you know what happened last night?"
>She thinks for a bit
"Nu. Jus 'membah wake up in dawk woom."
>God damn it
>Drinking with Anon never ends well
 
"Oh, holy shit almighty, my head..."
>You are Anon, and you also have no clue where you are
>You quickly realize you're laying on something hard
>It's night
>And you're naked
>It's cold as shit
"Am I on a fucking roof?"
>You find your clothes nearby and put them on
>You stagger to the edge of the roof to try to find out where you are
>You're greeted by the Las Vegas Strip
"Oh, my fucking God."
>You fucked up pretty royally this time
"Oh, shit shit shit...How did I even fucking get here?"
>You're at least 500 miles from home
>You must have drunkenly bought a plane ticket last night
>And then fucking flown to Vegas
"New fwen?"
"Wha-"
>You turn around and notice a herd of about 20 fluffies on the roof with you
>Things just keep fucking getting better
 
>You are Jennifer, and you have no fucking clue where those two retards went
>Last night you all got pretty wasted
>You're fairly sure you remember something about planes before things got a bit too hazy to remember
"Shit...what happened last night?"
>You barely finish your sentence before you realize you're in a bath tub
>A really, really nice bath tub
>Not the one from Marcus's house
>And there's a bunch of little soaps
"Am I in a hotel?"
>You get out of the tub and head to the door
>It's jammed against something
>You push until it opens and you fall out into the hotel room
"Jesus, you scared the shit out of me!"
"Marcus?"
"Jennifuw back!"
"Marcus, why are you wearing...are those-"
"Yeah. I, uh...I have no idea where they came from."
>Sunsplash giggles a bit
"Daddeh wook siwwy."
>Suddenly, screams erupt from the hotel
>The two of you run to the door and look into the hallway
>A huge herd of fluffies is running (wobbling) down the hall
>You quickly slam the door
>Marcus looks very worried
"Jen. Take Sunsplash for a minute while I find my clothes."
>You take the fluffy and start looking around the suite
>If that many fluffies are INSIDE, whatever you got yourself into could easily be bad
>Cleveland bad