Title:           Hide and Seek, Part 1
Author:          Fuckasaurus_Fuck
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/sCRH28rw
First Edit:      Sunday 9th of September 2012 05:42:29 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 9th of September 2012 05:42:29 PM CDT

>You are Anon, and you've just gotten rid of Beavis and Butthead, your two fluffies
>You also got rid of their three foals, your pal Marcus bought them for his petshop
>Why did you get rid of them?
>Butthead had a litter of four: three healthy fluffies and a runt
>Both she and Beavis refused to care for it, so you gave their foals away in front of them and reset them
>You name the runt Starsplash because of his coloration
>Gold with a white mane
>Pretty snazzy little guy
"Alright...what am I gonna do with you?"
>He was just born a few days ago, and has just begun to talk
>Fluffies grow up alarmingly fast
>Probably why there's always ferals fucking everywhere
"Daddeh? Stawspwas hungy."
>Starsplash loves you 100% unconditionally
>Must be because he's a runt, AND you saved his life
>You remember reading somewhere that runts are desparate for attention
"Alright, buddy. Let's get you some food."
>He's still not old enough for solid food, but milk and sugar suit him just fine
>You feed him with a rubber glove that has a hole in the thumb
>Works great, but you really want a fluffy bottle
>He eats happily and falls asleep almost immediately after finishing
"Cute little guy..."
>You carry him to his safe room and leave quietly
>You head to the store and pick up that bottle you wanted
>That should make this whole thing easier
>You return home and walk inside
>You head to the safe room and freeze in your tracks
"Shit..."
>You left the door open
>Dammit Anon why can't you do anything right?
>You look inside
>Nope. No Starsplash?
"Starsplash...where are you, buddy?"
>Silence
>Shit, shit, shit this is bad
>A lost fluffy, let alone a runt, is bad news
>You check your bathroom
>Not in there
>You shut the door and stuff a towel under it
>Can't let him get somewhere he can die
>Okay, so he could die anywhere but that's not the point
"Starsplash...come out. Daddy has spaghetti."
>Spaghetti is a word that is hardwired into every fluffy's brain
>No response
>You are at motherfucking DEFCON 1
>You search everywhere buy don't find him
"Where could he be...?"
>That's when you hear it
>Giggling
>You look up to your ceiling fan
>It's turned on low, and Starsplash is riding it
>How. The. Fuck?
>You dismiss the question
>Fluffies will find a way
"Starsplash...how'd you get up there?"
>He stops giggling for a few seconds
"Dunno."
>Looks like he's forgotten
>Fluffies ARE renowned for their stupidity after all
>This is gonna be an interesting day