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Hide and Seek, Part 3: The Search

By: Fuckasaurus_Fuck on Sep 9th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.17 KB  |  hits: 110  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anon, and you've just retrieved Starsplash from your ceiling fan
  2. >Both you and he have no idea how he got up there
  3. >You decide that trying to find out would be harder than just letting it go
  4. "So, Starsplash, you hungry?"
  5. "Stawspwas hungy!"
  6. >You grab his new bottle and fill it with sugary milk
  7. >He'll only need this for another week and a half, tops, but it makes life easier
  8. >You feed him and he falls asleep like he usually does
  9. >You place him in his safe room bed, making sure to close the door this time
  10. "Not gonna do that again..."
  11. >You're pretty proud of yourself
  12. >You did something right for once
  13. >In fact, you're so proud that you decide to take a nap
  14. >You know, as a reward
  15. >Ever since you got Butthead, you haven't had much time to sleep
  16. >You lay on your living room couch and decide to watch a movie before you go to sleep
  17. "Oh, hell yeah! Sharktopus is on!"
  18. >You watch what is perhaps the perfect piece of cinematography and slowly fall asleep
  19. >When you wake up, you check the clock
  20. "Two hours, huh...not that bad"
  21. >You get up and head to Starsplash's safe room
  22. >You open the door and walk in
  23. "Hey, Starsplash, it's time for your-"
  24. >He isn't in here
  25. "Dude, how do you do this?"
  26. >You look all around the safe room
  27. >Nope
  28. >Starsplash is nowhere to be found
  29. "Come on, Starsplash...it's time for your bath and I don't wanna look for you."
  30. >No response
  31. "Goddammit..."
  32. >You start with his safe room
  33. >You move his bed, blankets, toys, everything
  34. >Basically, you turn the place upside-down
  35. >No Starsplash
  36. "How did he..."
  37. >You leave the room and search the rest of the house
  38. >You check your ceiling fan first
  39. >Nope
  40. >Toilet...no
  41. >Sofa...no
  42. >Shoes...no
  43. >Pays to be thorough with fluffies
  44. >You are just about to cut your losses when you hear it again
  45. >That giggling
  46. >You go back to his safe room
  47. >It's definitely getting louder
  48. "But I already checked everywhere...how could he-"
  49. "Stawspwas wuv bwocks!"
  50. >Blocks?
  51. >You pick up a block
  52. >It fucking giggles
  53. >You take out your keys and carefully pry it open
  54. >Sure enough, Starsplash was inside
  55. "Starsplash...how in the actual hell did you get in there?"
  56. >He thinks for a moment
  57. "Dunno."
  58. >Fluffies will find a way
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