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Hide and Seek, Part 1

By: Fuckasaurus_Fuck on Sep 9th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.46 KB  |  hits: 97  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anon, and you've just gotten rid of Beavis and Butthead, your two fluffies
  2. >You also got rid of their three foals, your pal Marcus bought them for his petshop
  3. >Why did you get rid of them?
  4. >Butthead had a litter of four: three healthy fluffies and a runt
  5. >Both she and Beavis refused to care for it, so you gave their foals away in front of them and reset them
  6. >You name the runt Starsplash because of his coloration
  7. >Gold with a white mane
  8. >Pretty snazzy little guy
  9. "Alright...what am I gonna do with you?"
  10. >He was just born a few days ago, and has just begun to talk
  11. >Fluffies grow up alarmingly fast
  12. >Probably why there's always ferals fucking everywhere
  13. "Daddeh? Stawspwas hungy."
  14. >Starsplash loves you 100% unconditionally
  15. >Must be because he's a runt, AND you saved his life
  16. >You remember reading somewhere that runts are desparate for attention
  17. "Alright, buddy. Let's get you some food."
  18. >He's still not old enough for solid food, but milk and sugar suit him just fine
  19. >You feed him with a rubber glove that has a hole in the thumb
  20. >Works great, but you really want a fluffy bottle
  21. >He eats happily and falls asleep almost immediately after finishing
  22. "Cute little guy..."
  23. >You carry him to his safe room and leave quietly
  24. >You head to the store and pick up that bottle you wanted
  25. >That should make this whole thing easier
  26. >You return home and walk inside
  27. >You head to the safe room and freeze in your tracks
  28. "Shit..."
  29. >You left the door open
  30. >Dammit Anon why can't you do anything right?
  31. >You look inside
  32. >Nope. No Starsplash?
  33. "Starsplash...where are you, buddy?"
  34. >Silence
  35. >Shit, shit, shit this is bad
  36. >A lost fluffy, let alone a runt, is bad news
  37. >You check your bathroom
  38. >Not in there
  39. >You shut the door and stuff a towel under it
  40. >Can't let him get somewhere he can die
  41. >Okay, so he could die anywhere but that's not the point
  42. "Starsplash...come out. Daddy has spaghetti."
  43. >Spaghetti is a word that is hardwired into every fluffy's brain
  44. >No response
  45. >You are at motherfucking DEFCON 1
  46. >You search everywhere buy don't find him
  47. "Where could he be...?"
  48. >That's when you hear it
  49. >Giggling
  50. >You look up to your ceiling fan
  51. >It's turned on low, and Starsplash is riding it
  52. >How. The. Fuck?
  53. >You dismiss the question
  54. >Fluffies will find a way
  55. "Starsplash...how'd you get up there?"
  56. >He stops giggling for a few seconds
  57. "Dunno."
  58. >Looks like he's forgotten
  59. >Fluffies ARE renowned for their stupidity after all
  60. >This is gonna be an interesting day
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