Title: Extra Special, Part 1 Author: Fuckasaurus_Fuck Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/PhZBsDpN First Edit: Wednesday 5th of September 2012 07:34:26 PM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 5th of September 2012 07:34:26 PM CDT >Be Anon, owner of Starsplash, the Pegasus runt >It's been a few months since the cannibal fluffy incident >You can barely smell the rotting flesh anymore >Starsplash is still his usual playful self, but something seems...off "Daddeh...Stawspwas feew funneh..." "What's wrong, buddy? Bellyache?" >He definitely looks like he's uncomfortable... >Maybe he ate something weird? "Stawspwas no-nos feew diffwent..." >ohboyherewego.png >You wondered if it would even happen but it looks like it finally has >Starsplash has finally hit fluffy puberty >Of course, it's taken a little longer than regular fluffies >In fact, it's taken nearly four months longer >Must be because he's a runt "Alright, little guy...I'll take you to the vet." "Otay, daddeh..." >You grab his carrier and put on a coat as you step outside >You arrive at the vet's office and avoid eye contact with the receptionist >But that's a story for another day "Mister Anon, we're ready for Starsplash." >You take Starsplash into the examination room >The vet checks him over and also gives him his bi-annual checkup "Well, there's nothing physically wrong with him, aside from how late this has happened." "Is it bad that it's happening this late in his life?" "Well...yes, and no." "What do you mean?" >The vet takes out a sheet of paper and hands it to you >On it is a brief overview of fluffy sexuality, physiology, and psychology "If we simply allow this to go on as-is, it could cause severe complications...possibly even death." "Woah, slow down...are you saying THIS could kill him?" "Yes, possibly...as you can see on the sheet, regular fluffies experience high levels of stress when they need to mate..." >Sure enough, the paper details that fluffy ponies who go through what Starsplash is tend to be under extra stress >You read on to find that the worst that can happen under normal circumstances is a fit of horny rage "Of course, runts are different." "How so?" "Well...the buildup of testosterone is easily manageable in a normal fluffy...but in a runt it could prove lethal." "What can I do to stop that?" "There are plenty of...'toys' available that can alleviate this kind of tension in a fluffy...but I recommend something a bit more direct." >He scribbles something down and hands you a slip of paper >You take a quick glance and see the number of...wait >It's Marcus' petshop "Wait, what's this for?" "The best thing I can recommend for Starsplash would be to breed him with a fluffy mare." "Would that even work...? I mean, with the runt smell?" >You remember how Starsplash's parents rejected him >It was his scent that sparked that incident "Of course, regular fluffies will try to avoid him. But I'm sure the owner of the petshop can think of somehting." "Thanks. Starsplash, let's go." "Awight, daddeh." >You take Starsplash and head to the petshop "Why we goin' daycawe?" "We're gonna find you a girlfriend, little guy."