- >You and Starsplash walk into Marcus' petshop
- "Hey, Anon, I was just about to close up. What brings you here?"
- "Well...Starsplash is feeling...'frisky'...and it turns out the buildup of testosterone in a runt can be lethal."
- "Oh, shit...well I've got plenty of stuff here I could give you."
- "That won't work, apparently...vet said he should be bred with a mare."
- >Marcus raises an eyebrow
- >You have to admit, you're a little skeptical too
- >Naturally, you don't even know if it's possible to do what you're talking about
- "Anon...do you have any idea what it is you're saying?"
- "Yeah...will it work?"
- "Don't know...but we COULD try."
- "For science?"
- "FOR SCIENCE!"
- >You high five each other and walk into the back
- >You're greeted by a multitude of fluffies, all for breeding
- >Stallions to the left, mares to the right
- "So, Marcus, any idea how to go about this?"
- "Well...I figure just let him go at it with one. Of course, there's business to think of, so I'll pick one out that'll look nice."
- >He picks up a mare with a white coat and a pink mane
- >That'll look snazzy
- "What do you think the foals will look like."
- "Not a clue...honestly not even sure if they'll survive. Colors should be nice though."
- >That's reassuring
- "Alright, Starsplash, come here."
- >You pick him up and put him in the cage with the mare
- >He immediately tries to mount her, but she waddles away
- "Nu wan speshuw huggies wif dum fwuffy!"
- >Oh boy, this is gonna be harder than you thought.
- "Huh...I knew it. The runt smell..."
- "Any ideas how to fix it?"
- "...well, there WAS one thing I wanted to try...follow me, Anon."
- >You follow Marcus upstairs to his apartment
- >He goes into the bathroom and emerges with a bundle of items
- >You burst out laughing when you realize what he has
- >Hair gel
- >Old Spice body spray
- >Miniature aviators
- >A fluffy-sized leather jacket
- "Oh my God, Marcus..."
- "What? The spray'll cover the smell."
- "And the rest?"
- "For swag, of course."
- >You sigh and decide to go along with it.
- >You call Starsplash in
- "Alright, Starsplash, just close your eyes and try not to breathe this stuff in."
- >You carefully spray him all over with the body spray
- >You then gell his mane and spike it up a bit
- >After getting him into the jacket and shades, he looks pretty damn sexy
- >You know, for a fluffy
- "Stawspwas got su much swagga!"
- "That's right, little guy."
- >You pick him up and place him back in the cage
- >The mare gives him an inquisitive sniff
- "Nu smeww wike dummy fwuffy...but nu smeww wike nowmaw fwuffy..."
- "Stawspwas nowmaw fwuffy. Hewe fo speshuw huggies."
- >The mare seems convinced and presents herself for special hugs
- >You look away
- "ENF ENF ENF ENF ENF ENF...."
- >You look over your shoulder and see Starsplash passed out on the floor of the cage
- >The biggest smile you've ever seen graces his face
- >The mare just looks...shocked
- "Howy shit...dat was amazin..."
- "Marcus...what was in that hair gel?"
- "Beats me...but it looks like it was some pretty good shit."
- "Yeah...do the mares always act like this?"
- "Nope. In fact, they're usually a bit reluctant to do this."
- >You decide to just grab Starsplash and head home
- >A few minutes after you arrive, he wakes up
- "Stawspwas gif gud speshuw huggies?"
- "That's right, you gave the best special huggies. How about some spaghetti?"
- "STAWSPWAS WUV SKETTIS! Fank yoo daddeh! Yoo best daddeh evah!"
- >You make Starsplash some spaghetti
- >You grab a plate and join him in the kitchen
- >You give him a bit extra
- "Skettis so good! Fank yoo daddeh!"
- >Starsplash loves spaghetti
- >Sex-machine fluffies get extra spaghetti
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Extra Special, Part 2: FOR SCIENCE!
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