Title:           Beavis, Part 3: Finale
Author:          Fuckasaurus_Fuck
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/w8pZsMHV
First Edit:      Sunday 2nd of September 2012 10:58:18 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 2nd of September 2012 10:58:18 PM CDT

>Starsplash in hand, you lead Beavis and Butthead into your garage
>You manage to ignore their comments about the "Dummeh babbeh"
>You lock the door behind you
"Shit...forgot a second box..."
>With all the excitement, you forgot to get a second Sorry-Box
>You';; just have to make due with the cat-carrier
"Beavis, get in the Sorry-Box"
"Buh...buh am nu bad fwuffeh...am gud fwuffeh!"
"NOW!"
>He complies and you lock him in, facing the wiring
>You pick Butthead up and plop her into the cat-carrier
"I'll be right back, try not to shit to death."
>You walk to the safe room and grab the three foals
"Whewe mummeh an daddeh? Wuv? Hugs?"
>You completely ignore them, putting them in a cardboard box
>You pick up the phone and call up Marcus' petshop
>You're pretty good friends, since you've been buying some stuff from him lately
>He even gives you discounts
"Hey, man, it's Anon...yeah...oh damn nice! You mean the girl from the fluffy factory? Yeah with the purple hair..."
>You listen to him describe what sounds like one hell of a night before explaining what you want
"Hey, listen, I have two female foals I wanna sell...Yeah as breeding mares. One's a pretty good looking Pegasus...Light blue, gold mane..."
>He agrees to buy all three of your foals at a pretty good price
>Three down, two to go
>You put the foals in a plastic tub and pad the bottom with their blankets
>You bring the tub into the garage and wait for Marcus
>While you wait, you talk with your fluffies
"Beavis...do you know why you're in the Sorry-Box?"
"...nu...Beavi gud fwuffy..."
"It's because you got Butthead pregnant, Beavis. You brought everything that's about to happen on yourself."
"NU! AM GUD FWUFFY!"
"No, you're not. You're the worst fluffy ever. And you..."
>You point at Butthead to emphasize how pissed you are
"Do YOU know why you're in there?"
"Nuuuu...am good fwuffy! Wan babbehs! Giv babbehs meaneh!"
>Oh hell naw
"You are not a good fluffy either. Bad fluffies don't get to keep their babies."
>This causes her to freak the fuck out, lightly speaking
"NUUUUUUU!!!!! WAN BABBEHS! BABBEHS NEED WUV!"
"Nope. I'm actually giving them to a big scary monster"
>She collapses and starts sobbing, begging for her babies between breaths
>You tune her out with your iPod
>Fuck yeah, Slayer
"Hey, Anon. I'm here for those foals."
"Oh, hey Marcus...they're right here...Make sure the one in the carrier sees you take them. Act mean."
"Got it...OH BOY, THESE FOALS SURE DO LOOK TASTY! I'M GOING TO RAPE AND THEN EAT THEM!"
>Jesus H Fuck that's fucked up
"NUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BABBEHS! MUNSTA NU TAKE BABBEHS! WAN BABBEHS! GIV BACK!!!"
>Well it worked, at least
>Marcus leaves with the foals, ignoring Butthead's protests
>Once the screaming dies down a bit you move on to the next phase of your plan
>You grab the pheromone spray from the garage shelf
>You shake up the can and spray it all over Beavis' Sorry-Box
>He immediately begins thrusting his hips
"enf, enf, enf..."
"Yeah, you just do that..."
>You spray Butthead with the spray and set her carrier right in front of the Sorry-Box
>You grab a chair, open a beer, and watch as Beavis tries to break through the cage
>It's pretty funny, and his fluff is preventing him from getting injured
>He starts crying when he realizes he isn't getting any special hugs
"Nuuu*enf*uuu*enf*huhuhu*enf*...wan gif *enf* speshuw hugs! *enf*"
"NUU! NU WAN SPESHUW HUGGIES! WAN BABBEHS BACK! PWEASE NU SPESHUW HUGS!!! WHY SPESHUW FWEND NU WUV BUHEAD!?"
"He doesn't love you because you're a bad fluffy, Butthead."
>You take a sip of your beer
"And you can't give special hugs because YOU'RE a bad fluffy too. Bad fluffies don't get babies, or special hugs
>You watch the spectacle for another half hour
>By then, both fluffies have passed out
>Beavis from exhaustion
>Butthead from crying
>Beavis is still humping in his sleep
>You make sure to record it on your phone
>You then call a Fluffy Shelter
"I have 2 fluffies that I need to put up for adoption...yes...okay good. Do you guys spay and neuter? Great! Be there in an hour."
>You grab your car battery and hook up alligator clips to it
>You shock both fluffies into consciousness and reprogram them
"Beavis, you HATE giving special huggies. You never want to give them again."
"Butthead, you HATE babies, you never want to have another one again. You also hate having special huggies.
>You clean the cages and put the fluffies in your car
>Starsplash rides in the passenger seat
>You arrive at the shelter, and pay an extra $50 to make sure that both fluffies are fixed
>You take Starsplash home and give him spaghetti
"Wuv daddeh!"
>Only good fluffies get spaghetti