Title:           FEZeldalord12345 - A Look into The Sad Life of a Shut-In
Author:          FrozenRaine
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/SQKNeTSJ
First Edit:      Saturday 14th of November 2015 01:14:44 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Friday 15th of April 2016 02:18:05 PM CDT

"Welcome to the team, Shadow! I am FEZ, the unofficial smart-ass of WMB."
 
"I'm the unofficial WMB smart-ass but if I ever do something to hurt someone's feelings, I never actually meant it."
 
"I'm the unofficial WMB smart-ass, but I'm still a goody two-shoes at heart."
 
"I'm FEZ, the unofficial smart-ass if you haven't noticed by now."
 
"I am the unofficial WMB smart-ass, but don't let that make you think about me the wrong way."
 
"Of course, you already know me as the unofficial WMB smart-ass, so I'll skip that for you."
 
"I go by FEZ, FE, Zeldalord, Mark, "that smart-ass", I don't care just as long as I recognize it."
 
"I go by FEZ here. Nice to meet you! I'm the extremely hardcore and antisocial gamer here, and I'm a huge fan of jRPGs."
 
"Welcome to WMB! I go by FEZ, WMB's unofficial smart-ass of a goody two shoes and official game reviewer!"
 
"I'm FEZ, the absurdly loyal member here who wastes his time with video games."
 
"I'm FEZ, the absurdly stubborn future LPer of this forum who wages epic battles across his computer hard drive to make sure everything works out. And I waste my time with video games."
 
"I'm FEZ, the absurdly obsessed gamer of WMB, my 2nd home."
 
"I'm FEZ, the main game reviewer and smart-ass of WMB."
 
"Try this mindset for motivation: "WMB cures cancer, so get the hell over here." ...now I'm thinking of someone making a T-shirt out of that."
 
"I'm FEZ, the smart-ass of WMB that only gets drunk on video games."
 
"I'm FEZ, the only man in the world that has been high on video games and bad puns."
 
"Good day, Ivan. I'm FEZ, the only man who can have a hangover off of video games."
 
"I'm the master of FEZ's, the only man capable to turn games into alcohol for myself."
 
"I'm the Lord of Zelda's FEZ, probably the one most obsessed with video games on WMB."
 
"I took a typing program when I was 8, and my middle school had typing classes, that's why I'm so fast. :P"
 
"Welcome to WMB. I'm FEZ, the master gamerholic and self-proclaimed lord of all."
 
"I'm FEZ, the obsessive gamer(now Let's Player! :rave: ) of WMB, who is obsessed with analyzing game strategies to death.(I have 8 tabs up about a future LP project I'm working on as I'm typing this)"
 
"I'm FEZ, the college kid with no life outside of video games, mainly jRPGs."
 
"I'm FEZ, the addicted gaming geek with a die-hard love for jRPGs. I'm also the guy in charge of the Midnahol, so don't think about stealing any."
 
"Last night, I tried oranges for the first time. My diversity in fruit is non-existent, having only eaten bananas, which I enjoy. With oranges, I enjoyed them. Although, they felt really awkward to eat."
 
"Anyway, recently I've been putting in a lot of effort in trying to get to know the people at my college's gaming club more. It's...kind of been paying off. I am really glad that a ton of people are recognizing me by name. That alone feels great. However, talking to them is still a daunting task."
 
"Admittedly, showers are a bit of a pain as well."
 
"Talking. I'm not sure if I should keep everything about this in one post or not. Somehow, other people talking seems to irritate me in some manner."
 
"Also, mornings go on here. I always have a had time with them. First, it's deciding when is a good time to wake up. Then, I have no idea what to do after that."
 
"Anyway, homework. This has pretty much become an everyday occurence ever since I first entered college last year, so I might as well talk about it. I can't stand it anymore. The workload in college is ridiculous. I always find myself staying up far later than I ever did back in high school just to get as much work done as possible."
 
"During college, I had 2-3 slices of pizza every dinner, along with usually a cheeseburger for lunch."
 
"$160 per month just for going to school?!? ...Not enough to make me give up video games."
 
"School has been taking up free time, but there is no force of nature that can stop me from playing video games."