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- Anonymous Sat Feb 1 23:37:47 2014 No.16049435
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- 16049435
- Quoted by: >>16049814 >>16050125
- >>16049198
- >nerd pone sees option thread on 4hock
- >option 1: have an anon brought to equestria, but you're not allowed any sex
- >option 2: go to earth with an anon and sex allowed, but you never see any other humans
- "option two, yes please, op!"
- >whoosh to earth
- >"what the fuck kind of pony is this"
- "h-hi anon it's so nice to meet you my name is gizmo!"
- >"what the fuck i never told you my name"
- "oh anon i know all about you, i read all your threads on 4hock, you're very dreamy"
- >"dear jesus what the fuck"
- "oh my gosh i'm so excited to-- hey, anon, where are you taking me"
- "what are we going to do outside, anon?"
- "h-h-hey, wait, i'm n-not supposed to be seen by a-anyone else, r-r-remember?"
- "i-i'm sorry i wasn't what you were expecting, anon"
- "i only wanted to meet my f-favourite human for once"
- Anonymous Sun Feb 2 00:10:18 2014 No.16050125
- Quoted by: >>16050436
- >>16049814
- >>16049435
- >gizmo slowly rises up onto shaky legs
- >plucks some blade of grass from his glasses, dabs at the grass stain on his bowtie
- "i got all dressed up nice and everything, too, anon"
- >realizes he's on a lawn in plain sight, runs back to house
- >knock knock knock
- "can i please come back in anon? i don't want to be seen by anyone and it's a bit chilly out"
- >"no, fuck you, i was promised dashie"
- "dashie as in THE rainbow dash?"
- >"no dash as in fucking pinkie pie, of course it's rainbow dash"
- "i... i guess i can't really measure up to that"
- >gizmo sits on the welcome mat
- "i'll just be right here if you need me, anon"
- >anon will come around, he's got to, he wouldn't just leave you out here
- >night falls
- >gizmo is crouching by the hot air exhaust pipe around the side of anon's house, shivering
- >looks in the nearby window to see anon watching tv and snacking on some doritos
- >anon notices, gizmo waves to him
- >anon walks up to window slowly
- >shuts the blinds
- Anonymous Sun Feb 2 00:25:42 2014 No.16050436
- Quoted by: >>16050526 >>16050948
- >>16050125
- >gizmo tries opening one of anon's basement windows
- >finds one in the backyard that works
- >carefully wipes hooves off on tie to not get anything inside dirty
- >slips inside, gets window closed
- >breathes sigh of relief
- >basement is unfinished, nothing around but a cold floor and some old cardboard boxes
- >climbs up stairs
- "anon i'm sorry for breaking in but--"
- >"dude what the fuck are you doing in my house"
- "can i please just live in your basement here? you don't seem to be using it"
- >anon gets up, runs to basement door
- >pushes it closed, knocking gizmo down the stairs
- >click
- "anon can i please use your bathroom"
- >"go away"
- "i really have to go"
- Anonymous Sun Feb 2 00:49:26 2014 No.16050948
- Quoted by: >>16051055
- >>16050436
- >floor is really cold
- >gizmo fashions himself a mattress out of some flattened cardboard boxes
- >finds an empty bucket and some other supplies in the boxes
- "well, it's better than nothing, i guess"
- >quietly tries to pee in bucket
- >mops up stray droplets with dirty tie
- >smells like horse piss in here
- >checks doors in basement
- >furnace, laundry room
- >finds toilet room, with sink and clean toilet
- >sink tap doesn't work, uses water in toilet to wash hooves
- >brings in full bucket, pours into toilet
- >flushes
- >toilet isn't working either
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