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  1. Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)00:18 UTC-5 No.15864987
  2. >>15864669 #
  3.  
  4. >See new thread up
  5. >Sees the same rules
  6. >Boring old option one, or the obvious fanfic making option 2
  7. >Start fantasizing about your waifu
  8. >Getting a bit hot in here
  9. >Suddenly, a skype pings
  10. >There’s a call waiting. For you. Anon.
  11. >You never get calls, and for that matter, who the hell calls anymore?
  12. >Answer it just for sheets and giggles. Nothing could really go wrong, right?
  13. >No answer
  14. >Skype closes itself after you start poking at the contact
  15. >wellalrightthen.png
  16. >Catch up on other threads, turn on some music
  17. >THUMP
  18. >That wasn’t a base drop
  19. >You look at the door, then back at the OP’s thread
  20. >There’s no fuckin’ way
  21. >…
  22. >Go to your door, grab the bat next to it
  23. >When you live in ghetto slums you need a nice heavy weapon
  24. >Your sturdy wood at the ready, you open the door
  25. >thismotherfuckinglock
  26. >swing door open
  27. >Nobody there? You take a note to chase down those hoodlum neighbors with your car later
  28. >About to close door when you look down, and see it
  29. >Your heart races faster than Pinkie on amp
  30. >You know exactly what-- …who’s in there, in that dirty brown sack
  31.  
  32. Cont?
  33.  
  34. Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)01:03 UTC-5 No.15865708
  35. Replies: >>15865968 >>15865997
  36.  
  37. >>15864987 #
  38. >>15865547 #
  39. >You throw the bat to the side, reluctantly clasping the disgusting throat of the worn, stained bag
  40. >You lift, realizing just how out of shape you are
  41. >By the time you get to your bedroom you’re wheezing
  42. >Accidentally flop the bag halfway on the bed
  43. >Your body freezes, your mind goes SHIT
  44. >Bag stirs, but stays still after a while
  45. >Use the cloth in your hand to wipe your sweaty brow
  46. >ohmygod
  47. >wipe your hands and face with your shirt
  48. >Oh yeah, the bag
  49. >You fetch your pocket knife from your work pants, get cutting on that bag
  50. >You figure there’s no point in trying to untie it, not that you’d want to touch it anyways
  51. >You rip the rest of the bag, and your heartbeat just refuses to return to earth
  52. >You see a bit of that light blue horn before the shimmering mane underneath
  53. >Trixie was right here, in your bedroom, unconscious
  54. >HEARTCALMDOWNALREADY
  55. >You’re already going crazy in your mind with the implications of this, and reading the other threads have you a bit of a nervous wreck
  56. >You stare at her sleeping form
  57. >She was a bit scuffed up, a pretty nasty bruise on the side of her head, but otherwise healthy
  58.  
  59. Wat do now?
  60.  
  61. Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)01:37 UTC-5 No.15866246
  62. Replies: >>15866305 >>15866330
  63.  
  64. >>15865968 #
  65. >>15865997 #
  66. >C’mon Anon, get it together
  67. >You’re still pumping blood at the speed of nascar, but you’re able to think about this rationally
  68. >This is the Great and Powerful Trixie
  69. >She’s battered and bruised, knocked outcold and just taken from her world to meet your fantasy
  70. >You didn’t think it was real, they were supposed to be stories on /mlp/ and nothing more
  71. >You feel the guilt starting to tighten your throat and retake your mind in panic
  72. >No time for that now
  73. >Swallow guilt, and realize if she’s anything like she is in the show, she’s going to be majorly pissed
  74. >Better make a good presentation
  75. >You very carefully wrap your arms around her, feeling her soft fur graze your armhair
  76. >You rise with her in your arms, just as something else also rises
  77. >Maybe later, go away little anon
  78. >Set Trixie down properly in your bed, throw heavy grandmother-made quilt over her form
  79. >She curls up and pulls the quilt close to her as she slept
  80. >Your smile creeps into existence, it was diabetes-inducing
  81. >You pick up the bag with two fingers and throw it under the bed
  82. >Start to leave the room, turn up the thermostat in the freezer that was your room
  83. >Take another look, then back to your computer
  84. >Put it to sleep, because you don’t want to screw up like the other stories and have her find out too early
  85. >Think, anon, you need to make this pleasant for her
  86. >She’s warm in your bed, still fast asleep
  87.  
  88. She’s all wrapped up, what next?
  89. Am I doing alright, btw?
  90.  
  91. >>15866305 #
  92. >>15866330 #
  93. t-thanks
  94. >There was an idea in your head
  95. >But your mind keeps its rollercoaster between excitement, guilt and disbelief looping over
  96. >Most kidnappees are tired, cold, and hungry
  97. >She might want food when she wakes, but you don’t have much
  98. >You go to your kitchen, open that fridge
  99. >Open that fridge
  100. >You really need to get your door hinges fixed
  101. >Force the door open, see nothing offhand that would be edible for ponies
  102. >You look way low in the crisper, you still have some lettuce left
  103. >Saving it for sandwiches, but this isn’t exactly a normal day
  104. >Get lettuce and cheese, start cutting
  105. >You’re glad your grandma came by last week and made you stock your fridge now
  106. >Get a few olives and cucumbers, more cutting
  107. >Soon you find yourself with a modest bowl of salad
  108. >Looking back, you wonder if ponies could drink soda
  109. >Check on it later, get some water for her
  110. >Bring food into your room, and freeze again
  111. >Trixie was laying up, rubbing her head
  112. >You don’t even know how to start
  113.  
  114. [I need to go for tonight, but I’ll be back around sometime late morning, if you want more just suggest anything, I’ll be archive binging]
  115. Also, where’d the other writefags go?
  116.  
  117. >>15871616 #
  118. I thought about this, but I figured all of these stories were in the same sort of universe, and Lyra already used magic. I have an idea for this one, though, i'll be working on it.
  119. >>15866708 #
  120. >>15866529 #
  121. >>15871697 #
  122.  
  123. >Okay, she’s awake, and most likely going to see you in a second
  124. >She’s the stranger in a strange place, and she’s probably panicking right now
  125. >Don’t think about it, anon, speak!
  126. “…H-how’s the bed?”
  127. >You’re not smooth under pressure
  128. >This gets her attention, and she looks at you just as you start
  129. >Her eyes were full of fear and uncertainty, and it makes you feel like a monster
  130. >But this is Trixie, she’s going to cover that feeling promptly with you splattered on the wall
  131. “I-I, okay, this is probably really really weird for you, but –“
  132. >”WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!?”
  133. >You haphazardly throw salad and water up in your face from the sheer volume of her voice
  134. >You hope the neighbors didn’t hear that, and try again
  135. “I s-swear to Celestia, I didn’t do anything to you, or take you anywhere, or anything like that, o-okay?”
  136. >She’s not buying
  137. >She gets up on all fours, and her horn is starting to glow
  138. >”You’re the only other thing here, why should Trixie believe a weird hairless creature like you!?”
  139. >You instinctively set the food down on the table and put your hands up
  140. “All I did was t-take you in, I promise, I heard a thumping sound against my door, I checked it out, and you were in a sack, unconscious, some other guy dropped you off and you looked hurt, so, I mean, I couldn’t just leave you there!”
  141. >She’s staring daggers at you, but she doesn’t move
  142. >Your heart starts reaching for the sound barrier as you slowly kneel down, getting the bag from under the bed
  143. >You raise yourself up to show her the bag, she just stares at it
  144. >Her horn is still glowing
  145.  
  146. Choose your next move carefully, /mlp/
  147. Not confident I got her character, any critique is welcome
  148.  
  149.  
  150. Trixiefag 01/24/14(Fri)14:19 UTC-5 No.15872332
  151. Replies: >>15872348 >>15872389
  152. This one was really hard to make, I hope I did alright
  153. >>15871948 #
  154. nice damage control, anon
  155. >>15872207 #
  156. >>15872220 #
  157. This should be interesting.
  158. >>15871863 #
  159.  
  160. >You’re running out of options
  161. >You didn’t want to hit this button so soon, but it must be done
  162. >You looked pretty pathetic anyways with wet lettuce on your face
  163. “I mean… I don’t think I could have done anything. I don’t know about the guy who brought you here, but y-you ARE the Great and Powerful Trixie, there’s no way a lowlife like me could ever hope to even touch the blessed ground where you walked!”
  164. >Her expression changes. Is that a smirk?
  165. >”Oh, y-yes! Trixie would think so! It seems Trixie’s reputation precedes her.”
  166. >You did it Anon, You stopped her from making your intestines a party decoration
  167. >But it wasn’t over yet
  168. >”Now, Trixie has questions and she demands answers!”
  169. >You swallow the lump in your throat, figuring it was okay to start picking the food off your face
  170. “Oh… Okay..”
  171. >”And you will address me as the Great and Powerful Trixie, peasant!”
  172. >Well, that was expected, but you hoped the OP’s terms would start falling into place soon
  173. “...Great and Powerful Trixie.”
  174. >She stands proud and tall on the bed, barely reaching eye-level with you
  175. >”To start, where exactly is Trixie? And where are all her possessions?”
  176. >You didn’t really understand the term beta until now
  177. >You hesitate, and she glares at you
  178. >ohshit.exe
  179. >Her horn is glowing again, blurt something out!
  180. “Uh, you’re a magic user right?”
  181. >”What does that have to do with my question, creature?”
  182. “Well, I mean, If you knew a spell, maybe, to look through my recent memories, you could uh, possibly, see my side of all this, so you know I’m not lying?”
  183.  
  184. 1/2
  185.  
  186.  
  187. Trixiefag 01/24/14(Fri)14:21 UTC-5 No.15872348
  188. Replies: >>15872384 >>15872599
  189.  
  190. >>15872332 #
  191.  
  192. >She looks intrigued, and you just realized you might’ve doomed yourself to showing her the thread through your thick skull
  193. >She seems to be considering it, which means she does have a spell like that
  194. >”That isn’t such a bad idea, for a hairless mut like yourself. I’ll get my answers, and you won’t have to look like such a sorry foal fumbling over his own legs.”
  195. >”Come to me!”
  196. >You almost took that out of context and your face shows it
  197. >You quickly step over to the bed, as her horn starts doing these fancy lights
  198.  
  199. You’re in the thick of it now, /mlp/, how do you stop her from seeing the thread in your memories?
  200.  
  201. 2/2
  202. lyrafag I need your mouthhole, no homo
  203.  
  204. >>15872384 #
  205. >>15872389 #
  206. >>15872476 #
  207. >>15872505 #
  208.  
  209. >You start sweating
  210. >You didn’t think about it when you said it, she’s going to see your memories
  211. >That includes what you tried to do for her, the truth, the thread, and possibly what you did right before reading the thread
  212. >Your pockets are feeling heavy with sauce
  213. >While she’s preparing, you thought of that one scene in the Half-Blood Prince
  214. >Maybe you can surface certain memories to be seen?
  215. >It was a longshot, but you didn’t have anything else
  216. >All of a sudden her horn touches your forehead, a prickling sensation going down your neck
  217. >THINK OF THE LAST 5 MINUTES QUICK SHITSHITSHITSHIT
  218. >You try your best to keep certain things in your head, keeping everything about your computer on the downlow
  219. >Your mind starts involuntarily winding around like a kid with the DVR remote
  220. >She’s seeing the sack, you fumbling the lock on your door
  221. >She sees how you carefully helped her into bed and made all that food for her
  222. >She sees the computer screen
  223. >DIVERT.DLL
  224. >You instantly think of yesterday, going off an odd sensation from inside your head
  225. >She watches you eating that T-bone you spent half your paycheck for
  226. >You feel the prickling sensation get stronger, she probably knows you’re hiding something
  227. >You couldn’t help it, she was touching you with a sensitive part of your body
  228. >Your mind drifts to memories associated with that special feeling
  229. >The feeling that chose her over all the other ponies
  230. >Your face flushes and your pockets burst with spaghetti
  231. >Trixie backed away a little, she was blushing herself
  232. >She stayed silent, giving you a weird look
  233.  
  234. You’ve successfully managed to keep 4chan off your mind, but now she knows a different secret.
  235. Wat do, /mlp/?
  236.  
  237. That was really tough. How's my BSing skills, guys?
  238.  
  239. >>
  240. Trixiefag 01/24/14(Fri)14:47 UTC-5 No.15872599
  241. Replies: >>15872612
  242.  
  243. >>15872587 #
  244. >>15872348 #
  245. >tfw you forgot to link your last post
  246.  
  247. >>
  248. Trixiefag 01/24/14(Fri)14:49 UTC-5 No.15872612
  249.  
  250. >>15872599 #
  251. >sensitive part of HER* body
  252.  
  253. damnit
  254.  
  255.  
  256. >>15872663 #
  257. >>15872761 #
  258. >>15872587 #
  259. >Long, awkward silence
  260. >You don’t think you’ve ever felt so red in the face before
  261. >You could’ve sworn pasta was literally crawling out of your pants, but there was nothing there
  262. >But you didn’t mind, you could stare into those big violet saucer eyes for all eternity
  263. >That’s the feeling that started this, you idiot
  264. >Trixie is looking really uncomfortable
  265. >You finally break the silence
  266. “Before you ask, I-I’m uuh, a human, and we’re omnivores… That means we eat everything, including meat… N-not that we eat horses or ponies or anything, just animals that aren’t… sentient…”
  267. >You trail off, your plan to address the less obvious problem failing as she makes sure she sits with her tail covering her base.
  268. >”H…How exactly do you know about me like this? I’ve never even seen anything like you before…”
  269. >She stopped talking in third person, you can’t tell if this is bad or not
  270. >She asked you a question, just roll with it Anon
  271. “…Before I answer that, do you believe my story? You saw everything I did, right?”
  272. >She manages a quick nod, so you continue, sighing in relief that she knows you’re being truthful
  273. “Well, you see…”
  274. >How do you explain something like this? You saw the other stories on the thread, but…
  275. “This is not Equestria, if you didn’t pick up on that already, and uuh… Well, here, we’re called humans, and we have something called a TV, and it basically displays entertainment for our viewing pleasure, like plays or stories, and…”
  276. >You hesitate slightly, and move on to the wham line
  277. “Well, one of the stories shown on TV, is about, you guys. Ponies, in general.”
  278.  
  279. 1/2 I need to stop padding
  280.  
  281. >>
  282. Trixiefag 01/24/14(Fri)15:30 UTC-5 No.15873119
  283. Replies: >>15873515 >>15874421
  284.  
  285. >>15873101 #
  286.  
  287. >Trixie was staring blankly at your mouth, watching the words come out
  288. >You were horrible at explaining this, but that gave you an idea.
  289. “I’ll be right back… I’ll show you.”
  290. >She watches you leave, and you book it to your laptop, unplugging it and bookmarking the thread before deleting it
  291. >Take it back to your room, sit down next to her, but not too close
  292. >Pull up your big archive of episodes
  293. >She starts watching with a sudden curiosity, leaning forward and squinting at the screen as she blocks your view
  294.  
  295. She’s watching the show, but I’ll leave it up to /mlp/ as to which episode she’s watching and what anon should do. Anyone suggest!
  296.  
  297. 2/2
  298. >>15872928 #
  299. >>15872978 #
  300. >>15873014 #
  301. >>15873016 #
  302. >>15873039 #
  303. Seconding all of these. You'd think with a set formula these stories would get stale, but this sounds really interesting!
  304.  
  305.  
  306. >>15873600 #
  307. >>15873607 #
  308. >>15873143 #
  309. >>15873119 #
  310. >You showed her one of the more controversial episodes, Magical Mystery Cure
  311. >You’re pretty sure that was a terrible move, but you wanted to see her reaction
  312. >It looks like she’s gotten used to the fact she’s not in Equestria, and after showing her this she’ll probably be back to calling you peasant
  313. >Not quite your fetish, but it’ll pass
  314. >You’re still unbelieving that she’s here, sitting right next to you. You watch her closely, her attention and growing anger directed at the show
  315. >How did the OP do this?
  316. >What’s worse, is that you’re in the same boat as the stories you read on that thread
  317. >You can’t let her be seen by anybody
  318. >This realization sinks in deep, how would you get Trixie to agree to something like that?
  319. >Your thoughts trail off as Trixie make a derivative sneer, up at the point where Twilight just got transformed
  320. >”This is completely absurd! Little Miss Sparkle just fixes a spell, that –she- flubbed in the first place and she’s granted the title of Princess!? I refuse to believe this nonsense!”
  321. >Oh boy
  322. >You’re able to snag the laptop away right as Trixie tried to fry it, the spell hitting your wall and burning through it like melting plastic
  323. >She looks at you with complete and utter fury
  324. >You shrunk down into the bed, trying to think of something to say
  325. “..Well… If it makes you feel better, a lot of people hated that episode too, including me?...”
  326. >She brushes her mane out of her eye, and drops down beside the bed
  327. >”Well, ‘human’, I suppose the Great and Powerful Trixie will be on her way. She has no need for your dinky little home anymore.”
  328. >wat
  329. “Where are you going to go?”
  330. >Her horn starts to spark, and you realize what she’s trying to do
  331.  
  332. 1/2
  333.  
  334. Trixiefag 01/24/14(Fri)16:57 UTC-5 No.15874458
  335. Replies: >>15874538
  336.  
  337. >>15874421 #
  338.  
  339. >You just watch her incredulously, as she tries to teleport, but to no avail
  340. >She looked visibly disturbed, and looks right at you
  341. >”Why is Trixie unable to teleport home?”
  342. “…I don’t think Equestria is on this planet, T—Great and Powerful Trixie.”
  343. >She bares her teeth and jumps back onto the bed, jabbing a hoof in your chest
  344. >Her eyes were literally ablaze with fury
  345. >”Then tell me, human, how am I supposed to get home!?”
  346. >You try your hardest not to piss your pants
  347.  
  348. What do we tell her, /mlp/? Do we lie or confess, or come up with something? The choice is yours.
  349.  
  350. 2/2
  351. I need to leave for now, but i'll be back in a few hours. If you guys want more, keep suggesting and it shall live. I'm honestly surprised at how many people want this, tbh
  352.  
  353.  
  354. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/24/14(Fri)20:01 UTC-5 No.15878006
  355. >>15877811 (OP) #
  356. nice dubs, and i'll let the title be official, might as well. Continuing! I hope I got her character a bit more spot on, even taking into account the terms
  357.  
  358. >You somehow manage to keep your bladder control
  359. >She has a knack for making you completely speechless when she asks you questions
  360. >”Let Trixie guess, you don’t know?”
  361. >Please make it quick
  362. >You shut your eyes
  363. >Instead of impending wrath, Trixie jumps off the bed again, swinging the door open with her magic
  364. >An alert goes off in your head that she was heading outside
  365. >You leap off your bed, and sure enough, she was struggling with the lock
  366. >For once you’re glad your apartment is a shit
  367. “Trixie, you can’t go home.”
  368. >WHAT
  369. >BRAIN, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
  370. >She rebounds on you, and you no longer feel the ground under you
  371. >Do not look down, just keep blabbering
  372. “W-what I mean is, if you go outside right now, t-the other humans aren’t going to react well to a talking, blue unicorn!”
  373. >”Do NOT disrespect the Great and Powerful Trixie, human! Does it look like she cares whether or not people look down at her?! Trixie is used to such treatment, and will not hesi—“
  374. “No! L-listen, they’re not just going to look down on you, they’re going to take you away!”
  375. >She still has you in her complete mercy, and now you feel a wall against your shoulderblades
  376. >”Trixie can handle herself!”
  377. “It’s different here! Look Trixie, why would I possibly lie to you, especially after you yourself saw my memories and confirmed everything I was saying? I’m not hiding anything from you, but please listen to me!”
  378.  
  379. 1/2
  380.  
  381. Trixiefag 01/24/14(Fri)20:03 UTC-5 No.15878039
  382. Replies: >>15878127 >>15878129 >>15878187
  383.  
  384. >>15878006 #
  385.  
  386. >Stillness in the air, until there was a long, heavy sigh by the light blue pony
  387. >You’re dropped to the ground, fall on your ass
  388. >Ohthankyoulord
  389. >”Had you not shown her your memories, Trixie would not believe you, but you’re right… So what is it, human, why can’t Trixie be seen?”
  390. >You suddenly wonder if she meant that you told the truth, or about your affection
  391. >Now you’re redfaced again, and she’s waiting
  392. >You need to tell her something, right now
  393.  
  394. What should anon tell her about the humans, /mlp/?
  395. 2/2
  396. Suggestions always appreciated
  397.  
  398.  
  399. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/25/14(Sat)15:39 UTC-5 No.15898377
  400. Replies: >>15898412
  401. >>15878039 #
  402. >>15878129 #
  403.  
  404. >Here goes
  405. “This place is called Earth, and it’s very different from Equestria… Humans are a race of very distrusting and self-minded individuals that rarely ever see anything out of the ordinary, and whenever we see something we don’t understand, we try to… experiment on it.”
  406. >She gives you another weird look, so you just keep going with it
  407. “What I mean is, we’ll do unspeakable things to things we don’t understand, like dissect their organs and test various chemicals on them. For example, we have ponies here… But none of them can talk, they aren’t sentient. We don’t, however, have any unicorns, and in this world… Magic doesn’t exist at all.”
  408. >Trixie’s mouth opened, but it took a moment for her to speak
  409. >”..No magic at all?”
  410. “No. That’s something that makes you a big target, Tr—Great and Powerful Trixie. You do have magic, and they’re going to want to experiment on you, test you, and do all sorts of horrible things because you have that horn, and they won’t give a damn that you can talk or that you have feelings.”
  411. >Trixie sits her flank on the ground, seemingly thinking
  412. >Phew
  413. >She looks down at the ground, and her mane covers her eye again
  414. >Weird, you thought you saw something drop from her face
  415. >She looks back up again, and tears are forming
  416. >That wasn’t good at all
  417. >”So I’m just a lab rat, is that it?”
  418. “Nono, well, yes, but to them-“
  419. >”Perfect, just perfect! I’m not just an outcast in Equestria, oh no, that wasn’t good enough for me, huh? Now I get to be surrounded by aliens that want to kill me with nowhere to go, GREAT!”
  420. >You didn’t mean it like that
  421. >But the tears are spilling now, and her voice is getting shriller
  422. >”So what am I supposed to do now? I have literally no idea where I am, if I even step outside to find out I’m going to pretty much die, and even if I did find a way home, nobody would care!”
  423.  
  424. 1/2
  425.  
  426.  
  427. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/25/14(Sat)15:40 UTC-5 No.15898412
  428. Replies: >>15898463 >>15898528 >>15898893
  429.  
  430. >>15898377 #
  431.  
  432. >You don’t know how to respond
  433. >But you really should have
  434. >Trixie had already ran off back into your room, slamming the door
  435. >You keep staring at the spot where she was
  436. >The wet carpet where her tears lay
  437. >What did you do, Anon?
  438.  
  439. What now, /mlp/?
  440.  
  441. 2/2
  442. this was really hard to write, suggestions always appreciated
  443.  
  444.  
  445. >>15898463 #
  446. Maybe if you get trips
  447. >>15898528 #
  448. >>15898893 #
  449. Good idea, minus the pissing part
  450. >>15898916 #
  451. I chuckled
  452. >>15898412 #
  453.  
  454. >You get up
  455. >Your entire body stings like you just ran 5 miles
  456. >She must’ve been grabbing you pretty hard with that levitation spell
  457. >You don’t care about that right now
  458. >You need to fix this mess you just made
  459. >That’s when the thought struck you
  460. >You made her cry
  461. >You made your waifu burst into tears with nothing but your words
  462. >Your cheeks feel hot, turns out you were crying too
  463. >Try to compose yourself
  464. >Walk over to your bedroom door after standing there for a minute
  465. >You’re probably the last person she wants to see right now
  466. >You knock anyways
  467. “Trixie?...”
  468. >All you hear is the soft hics and gasps of sobbing
  469. >Blink back more tears before opening the door
  470. >She didn’t make it to the bed, laying on the ground with her face buried in her hooves
  471. >You slowly approach her, kneeling
  472. >She hears you kneeling down, and she looks away
  473. >You take a big risk, because you made a big mistake
  474. >Your hand slides across her shoulder, and you’re in
  475. >You hug her gently, expecting the sweet release of death...
  476. >…
  477. >Instead, blue hooves suddenly wrap themselves around you
  478. >Trixie was hugging you. Tightly, too
  479. >Now clean up your act, anon
  480. “You might be right about what you said, Trixie, but you missed one. I’d care if you left.”
  481. >Her chest was racking with sobs, moving against yours
  482. >You don’t think you’ve ever felt this close to anyone before, let alone your one true pony
  483. “I know you just met me and probably hate my guts, but I’m still going to do everything in my power to help, and it’s not just because of what you saw in my memories.”
  484. “You can stay here.”
  485.  
  486. 1/?
  487.  
  488.  
  489. Trixiefag 01/25/14(Sat)17:01 UTC-5 No.15900222
  490.  
  491. >>15900198 #
  492.  
  493. >She retracted a little bit to look you in the eyes, with those big violet irises
  494. >You look right back at them
  495. “I’m not kidding… I’ll take you in, and I’ll help you find a way back. I’ll do whatever it takes,.. Great and Powerful Trixie.”
  496. >She looked like she was ready to fill up a river with those tears
  497. >”…Y-you’d really do that?”
  498. “I wouldn’t even think about letting you get hurt.”
  499. >She sniffles, and sits in front of you, wiping her eyes.
  500. >”… Nobody’s ever been so nice…”
  501. >You give her what you hope to be a heartwarming smile
  502. >”… Okay… But DON’T think Trixie is going to grovel like this to you again, not one second, human!”
  503. >You chuckle a little bit, so glad that she’s accepted.
  504. >”If Trixie is to take residence here, she might as well know your name.”
  505. ”Anonymous. Anon, for short, but you can call me whatever.”
  506. >Trixie’s regained composure comes with brand new rosy cheeks, it seems
  507. >You can almost see the spaghetti piling around her
  508. “Want to go get some ice and knock that swelling down?”
  509. >She feels her head where the bruise is, and winces
  510. >You both get up at the same time, make your way to the kitchen
  511. >You give her one of the icepacks in your otherwise empty freezer
  512. >She says nothing as she puts it on with her levitation, and you stare at each other
  513.  
  514. Wat do now, /mlp/?
  515. 2/2 Didn't know how long it was before. Critique if I got her in character, because I have no idea
  516.  
  517.  
  518. >>15900515 #
  519. >>15900641 #
  520. >>15900222 #
  521.  
  522. >You suddenly hear a low rumbling noise, it sounded close
  523. >Your eyes drift to Trixie, looking at herself
  524. “Was that you?”
  525. >”Trixie seems to have had a long journey… Do you have food, Anonymous?”
  526. “Actually, I made something up for you when you first got here, let me go grab it. Have a seat in the livingroom, I guess.”
  527. >You’re now very aware of the fact your apartment is a shit, not even a dining room
  528. >You bound to your room to go get the salad and water
  529. >Halfway inside, you suddenly see spots and wake up on the floor
  530. >OW
  531. >Your toe feels like it’s been split open
  532. >Look down, nothing bleeding
  533. >”What was that noise?”
  534. >You sure aren’t telling her you stubbed your toe because you were eager to get her food
  535. “N-nothing, just a second…”
  536. >Get up, hobble on heel
  537. >Get food and walk slowly back to the livingroom
  538. >You see Trixie sitting in front of your massive DVD/Blu-ray display
  539. >You have well over 200 movies, classic and obscure
  540. >Set down the food in front of her, look at them yourself. You’ll probably ease her into human culture sometime, might as well start with a movie
  541. >”What are these small covers, are they books? ‘Fifth Element’… ‘A Scanner Darkly'… ‘Dragonballz’? That last one sounds a bit suspicious.”
  542. “Er, Dragonball Z, and they aren’t books. You know how I was talking about the TV, how it plays our entertainment?”
  543. >”Vaguely.”
  544. “Well, These are called movies. They’re like hard, real life copies of these shows that you can watch at anytime, like a book you can read over and over again.”
  545.  
  546. 1/2
  547.  
  548. >>
  549. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/25/14(Sat)21:18 UTC-5 No.15906141
  550. Replies: >>15906427 >>15906482
  551.  
  552. >>15906116 #
  553.  
  554. >She looked pretty intrigued, until she saw the salad and water
  555. >She levitates them, somehow still keeping the ice on her face
  556. >Back to the couch
  557. >She starts eating very quickly, as if she was used to sharing food with a huge family
  558. “You want to watch one? See how humans like to get their fill of excitement and drama?”
  559. >She looks up and swallows before speaking. ”There isn’t anything else to do, is there?”
  560. >Good point. You had a lot of movies and games, but how long would they last when you’re home indefinitely?
  561. >There had to be a way to get her outside…
  562. >Trixie was very potent with her magic, unlike a majority of unicorns
  563. >She directly accessed your memories and basically copypasted them into her own mind
  564. >She would most likely have a large array of spells…
  565. >…Idea!
  566. >You thought about how to break the newfound plan to her, as you found the perfect movie
  567.  
  568. What did he find, /mlp/? Anything goes!
  569. 2/2
  570. I put my favorite anime in there so what wannafightaboutit
  571.  
  572.  
  573. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/26/14(Sun)01:47 UTC-5 No.15912073
  574. Replies: >>15912092
  575. >>Check last thread for last post
  576. >>15907898 #
  577. >>15907992 #
  578. >>15908044 #
  579. >>15908216 #
  580. (9900 characters)
  581.  
  582. >You turn the TV on, HDMI-2 set, open disc tray, and you pop in ‘Brüno’
  583. >What have you done
  584. >You have no idea why you picked this, but you know it’s going to be one hell of a ride
  585. >And you hope that doesn’t end up literally
  586. >All you knew is that this was going to be fun
  587. >Sit on the chair across from Trixie and look at her
  588. “Hey, before we start, I wanted to ask you something, if that’s okay?”
  589. >She looks up at you as she drinks some water, eyebrow raised in curiosity
  590. “Well, I was thinking about the fact that you can’t get caught by anyone else, and it wasn’t a pleasant thing to do to you, and I should’ve been softer with that issue, and I’m sorry for that, by the way.”
  591. >She sets the cup down, giving you a rather regal look
  592. “…Anyways, I was brainstorming for a while, and I was wondering if you knew any spells that could, make yourself invisible, for example?”
  593. >She thought for a moment, a hoof on her chin
  594. >Somotherfuckingadorable.jpg
  595. >”There is a spell that Trixie knows that could fool the eyes of the masses, but it isn’t quite invisibility. It is more of an illusion that she uses in her stage show, to mirror the appearance of another pony. It is possible that Trixie could modify it to impersonate another human, but…”
  596. >You’re on the edge of your seat
  597. >”…Trixie can only make it last for a few minutes.”
  598. >Your heart sinks as quickly as it rose. Damn you, fate
  599. “That’s too bad, I thought I was on to something there. I don’t want to coop you up.”
  600. >”It’s fine for now. Since Trixie has all the time in the world, she could train her magic and possibly increase its duration. There may be hope yet.”
  601. >You smiled at her, just as the movie began, drawing both yours and her attention to the screen
  602.  
  603. 1/?
  604.  
  605. >>15912073 #
  606.  
  607. “Oh, and before this movie starts, I just want you to know something.”
  608. >”What’s that?”
  609. “This is completely fictional, and I had nothing to do with this.”
  610. >She gives you that weird look again, and her eyes squint in suspicion, queue the movie
  611. >It started out oddly enough. Her face became a mixture of confusion and behement curiosity at the odd accent and language of the eponymous character.
  612. >”It’s interesting… Trixie has heard the language before, but it was spoken by gryphons, well, a subspecies that weren’t too populous.”
  613. >You sit back with your feet on the table and arms behind your head, quickly telling Trixie about the various tropes of human entertainment and certain aspects like censorship and the rating system, and how humans were usually never naked because of their hairless qualities.
  614. >Queue 3 minutes in, his admirer pulls down his pants to expose the dickhair
  615. >Trixie instantly backs up in her seat, and she gives you a sort of ‘So this is how it’s going to be’ look, as she glowers at you for a moment (pic related)
  616. >You nod your head in silent affirmation, until you couldn’t help but laugh and point at the TV
  617. >Trixie gets herself comfortable on your sofa, preparing for the worst
  618. >Just a minute later, the special night of Bruno and his ‘consort’ began
  619. >The dildo machine pops up
  620. >Trixie’s jaw drops, her hoofs up in complete disbelief
  621. >”…This is happening, now!? I didn’t know this could be shown in the public—“
  622. >This guy is getting spun around on Bruno’s dick
  623. >You had a sudden wave of intelligence, and pick up the wastebin, holding it in front of her
  624. >She instantly vomits into it, and you don’t blame her
  625. >She might’ve not seen a human before, but it’s similar enough, and this was completely out of her league, no matter what she’s seen on the road
  626. >You’re laughing so hard, and yet you feel bad for her
  627. >Not bad enough to stop the movie though
  628.  
  629. 2/?
  630.  
  631. >>15912092 #
  632.  
  633. “T-T-Trixie-e-e, It gets better! We’re j….”
  634. >It’s so hard to speak
  635. “We’re just getting started!”
  636. >She slowly recovers, her eyes now glued to the slingshot part
  637. >”What kind of show is this!? It isn’t all like this… Is it!?”
  638. “No, no! This is a rare gem, trust me.. Just keep watching.”
  639. >Bruno’s package gets sucked by that enlarger
  640. >Trixie waves her arms out in front of her, the living embodiment of nope.avi
  641. >”ANON, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, Nobody wants to see that!”
  642. >Your smile would have outshone Pinky herself
  643. >The next portion of the movie isn’t too notable
  644. >When Bruno had the Velcro suit, you offhandedly explained what Velcro was, basically amounting to non-messy, reapply-able glue
  645. >She was still a bit sick from the last scene to care, but she did smile when he walked down the catwalk
  646. >Bruno goes to L.A. with Lutz
  647. >More storybuilding until the focus group scene
  648. >You tell her a little bit about Harrison Ford, making a comparison to Daring Do but for TV instead of literature
  649. >She didn’t seem to mind the trivia, enjoyed it slightly
  650. >You do your best not to point out she wasn’t all that different from Twilight
  651. >Then you make a mental note to brush up on history to tell her about it later
  652. >Bruno’s maxout show begins
  653. >It was going fine so far
  654. >You actually forgot about this scene, because it’s what happens next that everyone remembers
  655. >You’re sitting there, making a silent snark at the fetus bit
  656.  
  657. 3/?
  658.  
  659. >>15912117 #
  660.  
  661. >Suddenly
  662. >A big flopping PENIS
  663. >Trixie’s eyes lose all semblance of her eyelids, hoof going over her mouth
  664. >You totally forgot about this scene, but seeing her face just makes you burst into unadulterated laughter
  665. >That’s when she caught you totally off guard
  666. >”You know, Anon, it’s not all that different from a stallion, it’s not like I haven’t seen one before!”
  667. “I –“
  668. >No breath left
  669. >It takes you a second to breath
  670. “I know… But your face, it was so priceless!”
  671. >”Sure, it caught Trixie off guard. She didn’t know you could show that to the world, after all! Besides, I have a question. Is that the normal size?”
  672. >Your chest is still heaving from the uncontrollable laughter, but you’re definitely looking at her now
  673. “W-what?”
  674. >She was obviously baiting you, trying to get revenge for showing her this
  675. >Your mind was a bit light-headed from the laughter, though
  676. >”You heard Trixie, how do you measure up to this, Bruno?”
  677. >She just asked about your dick
  678. >As if little anon had a mind of his own, he started taking your precious blood
  679. >You play it off as uncomfortability, though you’re the exact opposite, and put a leg up over your knee
  680. “W-well, that’s a bit personal, don’t you think?”
  681. >”Because seeing a flailing cock didn’t dissolve any of those boundaries?”
  682. >Your little man was getting really hard at hearing her speak vulgarly
  683. “Okay, well, if you must know… I-I’m… normal.. sized—L-look it doesn’t matter, let’s keep watching, shall we?”
  684. >Trixie gives a triumphant smile, and had the slightest bit of blush at the same time
  685.  
  686. 4/?
  687.  
  688. >>
  689. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/26/14(Sun)01:52 UTC-5 No.15912170
  690. Replies: >>15912203
  691.  
  692. >>15912150 #
  693.  
  694. >The movie then continues
  695. >You get to the African airport part
  696. >Bruno’s getting his luggage, and some luggage he’s getting
  697. >Huge elephant phallus statue #1
  698. >”Trixie has to ask now. She has already concluded that this human is completely crazy, even by your odd standards, and that he’s… On the other side of the street,”
  699. >By the way anon, your boner’s still there
  700. >Go away, I don’t need you yet
  701. >YET?
  702. >”-even thinking? Does he not see these people giving him such strange looks, does he have mental malfunctions?”
  703. “Wha-? Oh, well, that’s part of the joke, honestly.”
  704. >”What joke would that be?”
  705. >For once, you were lost for words
  706. >At your silence, it was affirmed to her that this movie was even out of your grasp, and she gave up trying to understand it completely
  707. >The journey continues
  708. >It was pretty uneventful in terms of reactions, but at one point you both actually got invested in the plot, until the scene with Lutz and the hotel room
  709. >When their situation is revealed in full, the first thing Trixie’s eyes dart to is the stains in the background
  710. >”…Please, anon, please tell me that’s not what Trixie thinks it is”
  711. >Brown handprints
  712. “I’m sorry…”
  713. >Another round for the wastebin, and this time she emptied her lunch
  714. >You make another note to fix a proper dinner after the movie, if she can stomach it
  715.  
  716. 5/6
  717.  
  718. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/26/14(Sun)01:53 UTC-5 No.15912203
  719. Replies: >>15912295 >>15912354
  720.  
  721. >>15912170 #
  722.  
  723. >When she was finished blowing chunks, she looks right back up
  724. >”Trixie, has sat through pubic hair, a gay kink night, a flopping human phallus, your explanation of this ‘racism’ and why it’s funny, but this is just… lewd! Who has obsessions with… feces?!”
  725. “Pretty much nobody… except Bruno.”
  726. >She didn’t even say anything else
  727. >Bruno tries to go straight
  728. >Some of the pastor and karate scenes she actually laughed at a little
  729. >Finally, the swinger’s party happened
  730. “Do they have swingers in Equestria?”
  731. >Trixie just gives you that jovial sarcastic look again
  732. >”Not in the way you’re talking about… Unlike this movie, we have standards.”
  733. “Just asking.”
  734. >Bruno starts watching them doing the nasty
  735. >It gets awkward, him touching the dude all over
  736. >You take a quick peek at her status, she’s facehoofing with loads of spaghetti flooding around her
  737. >Right, this was an epitome, straight up sex onscreen
  738. >She barely looked at the screen until the end after that
  739. >You try to defuse the moment by talking about some of the appearing celebrities at the end, but she just waves you off.
  740. >Movie ended
  741. >After what seemed like an hour of shaking her head, she finally looks up at you
  742. >”You’re such a weirdo.”
  743. “I know, but if it makes you feel better, that was the grossest movie I had. Maybe later I’ll show you some stories with actual plot instead of shock value?”
  744. >She rubs her eyes in response
  745. >All of a sudden, it was nearing 2 am
  746. “Time flies when you’re having fun.”
  747. >”Emphasis on you…”
  748. >She yawns to prove her point
  749.  
  750. You’ve watched the paragon of human achievement. It’s getting late. What should you do now, /mlp/?
  751.  
  752. This is dedicated to Lyrafag, Clarissa, Obzedat, Nehem, applesack,Sleepy, and anyone else in on this shit
  753.  
  754. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/26/14(Sun)21:25 UTC-5 No.15929719
  755. Replies: >>15929755
  756. File: 1390789529091.png-(165 KB, 1001x798, trixiehoppedup.png)
  757. 165 KB
  758.  
  759. >>15912295 #
  760. >>15912203 #
  761.  
  762. >You had some sort of odd feeling in your mind
  763. >It was blurry, but it was urging you to do something at that point in time
  764. >Maybe when she did that memory spell on you, there was backwash?
  765. >In any case, instead of putting her to sleep like you normally would, you had this powerful pull
  766. >You felt like she was still reeling from being taken so forcefully out of Equestria
  767. >She completely denied the fact when you showed her that episode of MLP, which wasn’t a healthy thing to do
  768. >You had to help her through this, somehow, because you knew she wouldn’t be able to sleep anyways
  769. >If she did find a way, nightmares might follow
  770. >So you decided to do your absolute best to make this the best night of her life, and help her forget
  771. >”-Anon? You’re starting to creep Trixie out, what’s gotten into you?”
  772. >oshi
  773. “Sorry, I guess I kind of trailed off.”
  774. >Smooth
  775. “Hey, I have an idea, be right back.”
  776. >You get up before she could say anything, speedwalking into your kitchen
  777. >Open that fridge
  778. >You feel like you’re about to rage and kick the door open after the hinges get stuck, again
  779. >After that little tantrum, you go through the various normal foods and products and get to your stash
  780. >A plethora of your finest sodas and energy drinks
  781. >You wanted this night to be good, so you slapped two large monsters in your hands and went back to Trixie
  782. >You show her the can
  783. “This, my Great and Powerful Trixie, is the beast of devoured dreams.”
  784. >”…What?”
  785.  
  786. 1/2
  787.  
  788. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/26/14(Sun)21:26 UTC-5 No.15929755
  789. Replies: >>15929887 >>15930302
  790.  
  791. >>15929719 #
  792.  
  793. “It’s my retarded euphemism for, ‘Drink this and you’ll feel wide awake’.”
  794. >You open the can in front of her with your trusty fingers, and she hesitantly takes it with her levitation
  795. >To show her it’s not toxic, you open your own and take a sip
  796. >You try your best to conceal the tart constriction you always get when you take that first sip, and you motion for her to follow suit
  797. >Trixie looks at the can itself, and finally raises it to her lips
  798. >She makes the cutest sourpuss face you’ve ever fucking seen
  799. >Then she takes a huge, ballsy drink
  800. >She exhales after downing nearly half the can in one go
  801. >”This is so much better than that cheap Flim & Flam cider Trixie’s been living off of!”
  802. >You pussy
  803. >It was her first monster and she beastmoded
  804. >You’ve had experience since it first came out and you still couldn’t get a mouthful without choking
  805. “I’m glad you like it. Now, we’re going to have some fun. Follow me-“
  806. >Trixie was literally finishing up her Monster
  807. >You silently walk back to the kitchen and get the rest of them
  808.  
  809. 2/2 always looking for critique on character
  810.  
  811. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/26/14(Sun)21:49 UTC-5 No.15930302
  812. Replies: >>15930380 >>15930414 >>15930544 >>15930654 >>15930752 >>15931665
  813.  
  814. >>15929887 #
  815. Thanks man, it really is appreciated!
  816. >>15929755 #
  817.  
  818. >You toss her another one
  819. >Scratch that, she pulls one out of your arms directly and opens it herself
  820. “Be careful with how much you drink, it gets dangerous after four or so, alright?”
  821. >She may or may not have heard you, as she was still drinking
  822. >You shrug, and tap her on the shoulder with your foot to get her to follow you
  823. >You had a 2 bedroom apartment, but as the lonely fuck you are, you made the second one into your personal haven
  824. >You both walk in, and she stops drinking for a moment to take a proper look
  825. >There were shelves upon shelves of displayed video games
  826. >Consoles too, ones that have long since been forgotten
  827. >All the extra money of what you should’ve saved for a normal house went into this room
  828. >You even have a few plushies of Donkey Kong, Banjo Kazooie and Rainbow D—
  829. >You instantly throw a monster at the top left corner of your room, knocking down a large portion of plushies
  830. >Trixie gets startled, and looks at you dumbfoundedly
  831. >”What was that for?”
  832. >She didn’t see it
  833. “Sorry, I saw a… spider… on the wall there and it freaked me out. I’ll pick up the pieces.”
  834. >Crisis averted
  835. >You set your load on the table within, going to the corner behind the TV to pick everything up
  836. >You stash the Dash plushie behind the shelf of the TV, and set everything else back up
  837. >You look at your massive collection of co-op games, looking for something really good
  838.  
  839. What should Anon and Trixie play, /mlp/?
  840.  
  841. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived  Trixiefag Sun Jan 26 22:44:43 2014 No.15931665
  842. File: 2.02 MB, 1324x1074, 1390794265629.png
  843. 15931665
  844. Quoted by: >>15931691 >>15931696 >>15931733
  845.  
  846. >>15930891
  847. >>15930302
  848.  
  849. >You decide to go a little bit ABSOLUTELY OLD-SCHOOL
  850. “Alright Trixie, I showed you one of humanity’s more recent pieces of entertainment, now I’m going to go a bit back. Okay, more like 25 to 30 years back, but you’ll love this.”
  851. >Trixie at this point was just as awake as when you first met, and possibly getting a bit hyper
  852. >”You call that abomination Bruno entertainment? Trixie wonders what you have in store for her now. And she has a feeling vomiting this ‘energy’ drink will not be pleasant, so you watch your step!”
  853. “Trust me, this one isn’t gross. Now, you just watched a movie, but now we’re going to get a little more interactive. Everything you see on these shelves are called video games, games you play on the screen through the use of the controller, and the devices on here are the various consoles that you can play the video games on. Follow?”
  854. >She nodded impatiently. ”Yes, yes, get on with it!”
  855. >You wonder if you should’ve let her have the second monster
  856. “Anyways, I’m not going to go into the big details of it right now because that’d be boring. For now, all you need to know is that you’re going to be playing….. This.”
  857. >You moved across your shelves as you were talking, and pick out the original NES cover, flashing it to Trixie like it was your most prized possession, which it almost was
  858. >BATTLETOADS [NES]
  859. >”Are we battling with toads?”
  860. “Not all titles are that specific, but, sort of.”
  861. >You pick up your NES carefully off the shelf and plug it into the outlet and TV adapters
  862. >You walk back to the loveseat set in the middle of the room, where Trixie was already sitting
  863. >You take the small couch as an excuse to sit close to her, and you’re okay with that
  864. >She doesn’t notice as she pulls the controller away from you with her magic
  865.  
  866. 1/2
  867.  
  868. >> T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived  Trixiefag Sun Jan 26 22:45:59 2014 No.15931691
  869. Quoted by: >>15931733 >>15942408
  870.  
  871. >>15931665
  872.  
  873. “Wh- Hey! You don’t even know how to play yet!”
  874. >”You sound like Trixie’s old schoolteacher, Anon, let’s get this show on the road!”
  875. >What have you done
  876. >You gave Trixie a Monster
  877. >Now she, is the Monsters
  878. >In any case, you power up the TV with the remote as you take another look at Trixie
  879. >Since she was too busy looking and pressing at the various buttons of the old NES controller, and bouncing worse than Ponka, you really took a good look at her form
  880. >Not even sexually
  881. >It was amazing how well it worked
  882. >You thought about how 2D pones looked a hundred times better than the SFM models you saw floating around on the internet
  883. >Who would give to see a pony in real life, like you are now?
  884. >Your philosophical thoughts were interrupted by the sudden blaring theme of Battletoads, and you both stared ahead at the new challenge that awaited
  885.  
  886. 2/2 thisshouldbefun.jpeg
  887.  
  888. Quoted by: >>15942425
  889.  
  890. Time to break the feels up a little bit.
  891. >>15931691
  892.  
  893. >The start was a little bumpy
  894. >Trixie was hard-pressed to even listen to your directions because of the liquid energy coursing through her veins
  895. >She was on her fourth Monster by the time the first cutscene dropped out, revealing the title character on the barren landscape
  896. “Okay, Trix, the number at the top left is your score, the hearts next to it are your health bar. If you get hit, it drops, and if it runs out you die, make sense?”
  897. >She had been flailing madly with the controller’s different buttons, but as soon as she figured out how to attack she already tackled the first two psycho pigs on the screen as you were talking
  898. “How do you know how to run?”
  899. >”Trixie isn’t stupid, if these buttons with the arrows on them move, you obviously move faster when you push really hard!”
  900. >That wasn’t exactly true, but you weren’t about to correct her
  901. >Her eyes were very wide, completely glued onto the screen as she subtly bounced up and down
  902. >You decide it’d be best if you at least kept the monsters out of sight for now, and start to slide them across the table
  903. >That’s when a weird magical hoof thing slapped you right across the face
  904. >Trixie just magichanded you!
  905.  
  906. 1/?
  907.  
  908. >> T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived  Trixiefag Mon Jan 27 13:19:10 2014 No.15942425
  909. Quoted by: >>15942437
  910.  
  911. >>15942408
  912.  
  913. “OW! What the hell was that for!?”
  914. >”You think Trixie would let you take the beast away from me, anon!?”
  915. >She promptly levitates another monster forcefully out of your grasp as she simultaneously had already been attacking the golden stick thing that you never learned the name of into a pulp
  916. >In the midst of attacking and mashing the b button, she had accidentally picked up one of the sticks
  917. >She barely even noticed as she used the stick to beat on more pigs
  918. >That’s when you realized you’re not going to have to teach her much at all
  919. >You sat back and took another long drink of your own monster, paying a bit more attention to Trixie and her consumption of the energy drink than the game
  920. >
  921. “Just keep dropping! Drop down—hit that bug thing! Juggle him!”
  922. >”I’m trying, I’m trying, hold your horses!”
  923. >topkek.
  924. >It’s only been about 20 minutes, and she’s already pretty much mastered the game after you guided her on what exactly to do
  925. >You’re not sure, but your best guess is the combination of being hopped up on sugar and taurine, and having magic do all the controller work for you is a potent fusion
  926. >You’ve completely foregone the fact that Trixie now has a pile of 8 cans of monster strewn across the floor in front of her
  927. >You yourself had caught up with 5
  928. “Yeah, doing good doing good, just keep off those electric pad things, and keep dropping!”
  929. >Soon you were already at the mach speed section, and Trixie was dominating it
  930. >She was even using the hug-the-right-side-of-screen technique to make sure she didn’t fall
  931. >This groove continued into the ice level
  932. >But that’s when it happened
  933. >She began to get a little stuck on the golden spike shells, constantly getting hit back
  934. >When she registered the fact she wasn’t progressing, she grunted in frustration
  935. >”C’mon, you worthless, spineless idiots, let me through!”
  936.  
  937. 2/?
  938.  
  939. >> T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived  Trixiefag Mon Jan 27 13:20:00 2014 No.15942437
  940. Quoted by: >>15942488 >>15942493 >>15942561 >>15942612
  941.  
  942. >>15942425
  943.  
  944. >Her act had dropped a long time ago, but you weren’t even paying attention
  945. “You gotta time it, start from that left pillar and wait until he’s hitting the far one before you jump.”
  946. >”I’m trying, but it’s not working, see?! Look!”
  947. >She was indeed waiting for it, but now it looked like she was having trouble with pulling off the jump
  948. >And because of this, she died
  949. >Her jaw just dropped as the taunting black and white screen showered her vision with GAME OVER
  950. “Hey, don’t sweat it Trix—“
  951. >“GAME OVER!? WHAT THE BUCK!?”
  952. “Damn!”
  953. >You put a finger in your ear to check for blood
  954. >”SO THAT’S IT THEN, I’M DEAD? THIS IS NOT FAIR, I SPENT ALL OF THIS TIME GOING SO FAR AND IT JUST DECIDES WHEN I’M DONE PLAYING? EXPLAIN THIS, ANON!”
  955. >She had physically thrown the controller to the ground, her eyes ablaze like before, her horn giving her entire body a magical aura and a hoof pointing at the game over screen
  956. >The continue number was at 5
  957. >You had scooted to the edge of the loveseat, but it didn’t give much room
  958. “Trixie—“
  959. >”IF YOU THINK I’M GOING TO DO ALL OF THAT AGAIN YOU’RE SADLY MISTAKEN!”
  960. “YOU DON’T HAVE TO, THERE’S A CONTINUE FEATURE!”
  961. >”…Continue feature?!”
  962. >You push her back down on her rump to get to the controller, hastily pressing the start button right before the timer struck 0
  963. >[Level 4: Arctic Caverns]
  964. >You both look at the saving throw
  965. >Then you look at each other
  966. >Your hand was on her chest, fingers pressed in her fur
  967. >In your rush to push her, she had grabbed around your waist with her hooves in instinct
  968. >You were pretty much on top of her, to boot
  969. >You also felt something wet on your pants
  970.  
  971. I wonder what's wet...
  972. 3/3
  973.  
  974. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived  Trixiefag Mon Jan 27 13:33:31 2014 No.15942612
  975. Quoted by: >>15942776
  976.  
  977. >>15942437
  978. >>15942493
  979. >>15942488
  980. >>15942561
  981. kay
  982.  
  983. >You were both melting with so much spaghetti it’s a miracle Italy didn’t call
  984. >You were the first to move, slowly sitting back as you nonchalantly cleared your throat.
  985. >Trixie does the same, looking back at the screen as she takes the controller back up. Her face was redder than yours.
  986. >”…What’s that smell?”
  987. >Oh yeah, the wet thing
  988. >You look down
  989. >You instantly get up and walk across the opposite side of the couch before Trixie could get a good look at your predicament
  990. >”Hey, where are you going?”
  991. “J-just to the bathroom real quick, n-no worries!”
  992. >You make it to the bathroom, shutting the door behind you as you cover your face in your hands
  993. >You had a lot of Monster
  994. >Trixie just screamed at you with power literally seeping from her body
  995. >It’s no wonder that you pissed yourself sorry nope but at least its reversed, but you still feel an intense shame, only mitigated by the sweet relief that she didn’t even know what had happened
  996. >You heard Battletoads blaring in the game room as you start to undo your pants, setting them on the side of the tub
  997. >You were now bottomless as you think carefully
  998. >You forgot a step here
  999. ”Anon you dipshit, you forgot to get a clean pair…”
  1000. >You did not want to put those piss stained pants back on, it was uncomfortable as it was
  1001. >You slowly open the door to the bathroom to make sure Trixie was still in the game room
  1002. >Her eyes were indeed glued to the screen, already back at the spike shells
  1003. >She wouldn’t be looking back, so you swing open the door
  1004. >Dive across the hallway with your flopping dick
  1005. >Roll into the bedroom
  1006. >Close and lock the door behind you
  1007. >You press your ear up against the door just to be safe
  1008. >Trixie didn’t even budge, she was still yelling at the spikes
  1009. >thankyoubasedcircumnstances.gif
  1010.  
  1011. I've done this once before
  1012.  
  1013. >>      T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived  Trixiefag Mon Jan 27 13:45:35 2014 No.15942776
  1014. Quoted by: >>15942969
  1015.  
  1016. >>15942612
  1017.  
  1018. >With no other worries, you washed up with the water bottle in your room so you didn’t have to trek back to the bathroom
  1019. >Clean boxer briefs
  1020. >Boxer Briefsfag, what about it?
  1021. >And some comfortable sweatpants
  1022. >You were just adjusting the waistline of them when you suddenly realized something
  1023. >Battletoads was paused
  1024. >Trixie wasn’t yelling
  1025. >You run over to your door and swing it open, looking through the hallway into the game room
  1026. >She was gone
  1027. >You knew better but for some reason your mind and heart started to race
  1028. >Before you had time to worry though, a sound pierced the silence of your home
  1029. >Flush.wav
  1030. >You exhale your lungs as you wipe the sweat off your brow
  1031. >Jeez, you really freaked when you didn’t see her
  1032. >In fact, you normally wouldn’t have cared if you had pissed yourself, it’s happened plenty of times when bullies screwed with you on the playground
  1033. >But you were so jumpy around her
  1034. >It’s like you didn’t want anything to defile the way she saw you
  1035. >You valued it too much
  1036. >You didn’t even realize how close you’ve gotten to her over this last day
  1037. >You loved her, anon, you sly devil
  1038. >And your little voice in your head couldn’t defend against that sudden thought
  1039. >You walk over to the bathroom door, plastered with the biggest, doofiest grin on your face
  1040. >Knockknock
  1041. “You alright in there, Trixie?”
  1042. >”Trixie should say the same to you, anon. She didn’t know you… had issues, with this.”
  1043. >…what
  1044. >OH SHIT
  1045.  
  1046. >>      T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived  Trixiefag Mon Jan 27 14:01:24 2014 No.15942969
  1047. File: 207 KB, 924x864, 1390849260369.png [View same] [google]
  1048. 15942969
  1049. Quoted by: >>15943437
  1050.  
  1051. >>15942776
  1052.  
  1053. “…Uh, h-uhhh..”
  1054. >Smoother than soft jazz
  1055. >You’re a fucking idiot
  1056. >Why would you leave your crotchstains in there for her to see?
  1057. >You might be running on artificial ingredients, but surely you should’ve put together that Trixie had way more to drink than you did
  1058. “Uuh, T-Trixie, I don’t… I don’t usually…
  1059. >”Yes?”
  1060. >…
  1061. “I don’t usually, have problems with that, but… you see, you…”
  1062. >”Spit it out, Anonymous.”
  1063. >Sounds of running water as she cleaned herself
  1064. “….You scared the shit out of me and I must’ve had a packed bladder…”
  1065. >Faucet stops
  1066. >The bathroom door opens to reveal a freshened up Trixie
  1067. >”Oh… Well… …”
  1068. >It was your turn to look at her
  1069. >”….For what it’s worth… Trixie, apologizes.”
  1070. >She brushes past you, trotting quickly back into the game room
  1071. >You thought you were crazy at first
  1072. >But this whole thing has been crazy from the getgo
  1073. >The Great and Powerful Trixie just apologized to you
  1074. >To you
  1075. >
  1076. >Sitting back down, Trixie was starting on her tenth (and counting) can, instantly picking up on the second half of the arctic caverns
  1077. >You really wanted to stop her from drinking so many, as you know people who’ve gone to the hospital for doing exactly that
  1078. >But she just went to the bathroom, so it was hopefully diluted enough not to matter
  1079. >You were going to be sure to keep her from chugging, though
  1080. >Back at the spikeshells
  1081. “Okay, when you do this, you need a running start, and you want to press the jump button at the edge of the pillar while the spikes are bashing the other one, then jump as soon as you hit the ground again.”
  1082. >”…So… Like this?”
  1083. >Trixie ran, timed it out
  1084. >The spike’s top pixel brushes just past the toad’s foot
  1085. >Hit the ground
  1086. >Jump again
  1087. >And she was over
  1088. >”YES!”
  1089. "NICE!"
  1090. >You two hug it out, hoof and hand over the shoulders
  1091. >It wasn't even weird
  1092. >And your thoughts suddenly return
  1093. >You did love her
  1094. >But not in the way you would've thought...
  1095.  
  1096. Quoted by: >>15943452
  1097.  
  1098. >>15942969
  1099.  
  1100. >[Level 8: Intruder Excluder]
  1101. >Things were getting trippy
  1102. >You had ordered a big daddy-sized cheese pizza about an hour ago
  1103. >You’ve both been eating on and off for the last two
  1104. >She loved pizza, it seems
  1105. >You might have accidentally turned Trixie into the archetypical gamer
  1106. >But you loved this
  1107. >You haven’t had this much fun since grade school when you used to do this with your cousin
  1108. >Sitting around with soda and pizza, talking and laughing all through the night
  1109. >Playing retro games
  1110. >Except this wasn’t your cousin
  1111. >This was the Great and Powerful Trixie
  1112. >And she was coasting through Battletoads with no hooves
  1113. >As you’ve been sitting here thinking, she’s already at the white-armored boss that you forget the name of
  1114. >Bam
  1115. >Splat
  1116. >Pow
  1117. >Already dead
  1118. >You’re cheering her on as she blows through it
  1119. >Hugging it out at moments of true victory
  1120. >Laughing at screw-ups instead of raging
  1121. >You even played a few of the parts Trixie was having trouble with
  1122. >
  1123. >At the final peak of dawn, when the sun was truly off the horizon, Trixie faced down with the Queen herself
  1124. >Trixie was an expert at this point, so you knew it was going to be quick
  1125. >Bam-tackle her tornado move
  1126. >She gets pissed
  1127. >Again and again
  1128. >Until finally, the final blow hits, and the Queen smacks her skull on the floor before the ending cutscene starts
  1129. >Trixie looked dumbfounded, her act dropping again as she looks at the screen and you at the same time
  1130.  
  1131. 1/2
  1132.  
  1133. >>      T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived  Trixiefag Mon Jan 27 14:38:30 2014 No.15943452
  1134. Quoted by: >>15943473 >>15943548
  1135.  
  1136. >>15943437
  1137.  
  1138. >”…Wh-wait, I beat her, right? I just won the fight?”
  1139. “That’s right.”
  1140. >”So, I beat the queen…”
  1141. “Uh-huh.”
  1142. >“…And that means…”
  1143. “Uh-huh.”
  1144. “I just beat the game?!”
  1145. “Watch your victory, Trixie, you’ve earned it.”
  1146. >She sat in stunned silence as the game plays itself
  1147. >>”Okay, let’s break out the sodas and junk-food, it’s party time!”
  1148. >You do as he says, thought you have been for the last hour or so
  1149. >At some point during the night you made Trixie switch from Monster to Pepsi
  1150. >You tried to give her 7-up, but she didn’t care for the taste
  1151. >There was a heated debate, but you made up soon afterwards
  1152. >It’s not like you haven’t been having fun all night, anyways
  1153. >>”And so, the Dark Queen is defeated once again – retreating into the shadowy margins of the galaxy to recoup her losses… Until the next time…”
  1154. >The ship flies by, and Battletoads was finally finished
  1155. >It took 6 hours
  1156. “Well Trixie, you’ve just beat your first video game. I’d congratul…”
  1157. >You looked at her midsentence, and trailed off
  1158. >She was dead asleep on the cushion, the controller tucked on her belly
  1159. >When Trixie wasn’t shouting or walking with her snout up, she could be a really cute pony
  1160. >Of course, you thought she was the cutest anyways
  1161. >You smile at her sleeping form, knowing your mission was accomplished
  1162. >You set out to help Trixie tonight, help her forget her troubles that had been weighing on her shoulders for so long
  1163. >And you did
  1164. >You’re pretty sure she’s had the greatest night of her life, and you would see to it that it has a proper ending
  1165.  
  1166. 2/2
  1167.  
  1168. >> T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived  Trixiefag Mon Jan 27 14:39:45 2014 No.15943473
  1169. Quoted by: >>15943587 >>15943728
  1170.  
  1171. >>15943452
  1172.  
  1173. >Silently turning off the TV and NES, you very slowly pick her up, cradling her in your arms
  1174. >You were much more tender and appropriate this time, not wanting to wake her in the slightest
  1175. >You carried her off into the bedroom, setting her down under the quilt in the warm, heated room that you never turned the heat off in
  1176. >You tuck her in, your fingers brushing the mane out of her eyes
  1177. >And you kiss her at the base of her horn
  1178. >She smiled in her sleep, curling into the warmth of your own bed
  1179. >And you couldn’t be happier.
  1180. >Backing out of the bedroom, you take a quick peek at the clock before closing the door softly
  1181. >8:30 am
  1182. >Dear lord
  1183. >You were starting to crash yourself, but you didn’t have anything to do for the day, and Trixie is out
  1184.  
  1185. What should anon do, /mlp/?
  1186.  
  1187. 3/2
  1188. Thanks for being patient guys, and any critique is welcomed/wanted
  1189.  
  1190. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)00:28 UTC-5 No.15953764
  1191. Replies: >>15953785
  1192.  
  1193. >>15953500 #
  1194. a bit of a prelude to what I was trying to write, trying to get the creative juices flowing
  1195.  
  1196. >Falling asleep where you stand wasn’t a bright idea
  1197. >Thankfully, a putrid odor suddenly tackles your nostrils
  1198. >You open your eyes and realize it’s coming from the bathroom
  1199. >You go over and open the door, find piss-stained pants draped over the tub
  1200. >You completely forgot about those after Trixie apologized to you
  1201. >You might as well start a load of laundry before you pass out, you think
  1202. >Gather up the dirty clothing, drape it over the side of the wastebin
  1203. >You’re not feeling well at all
  1204. >You miss the doorknob of the laundry room
  1205. >Miss again, and you drop the wastebin on your toe
  1206. >MOTHER OF GOD
  1207. >You fall to the side and catch the wall, clutching your toe
  1208. >It was just a basket of clothes, why the hell did it hurt so badly?!
  1209. >Wait, you remember stubbing your toe on the doorframe yesterday
  1210. >You take the time to make a detailed examination of your right big toe that was throbbing
  1211. >There was a very painful looking black bruise on the side, and the same side’s toenail was very dark, and the tip of the toenail itself had been split down the center
  1212. >You didn’t see anything wrong with it before and it hasn’t hurt, so this was surprising
  1213. >You’ll probably have to go to the doctor for this one
  1214. >The pain is pulsating, throbbing with your heartbeat
  1215. >You gingerly set down your foot and continue with your laundry, awake from the adrenaline
  1216. >Bottle of Bounty
  1217. >Set machine on medium load
  1218. >Dump everything in, including sloppy measurement of Bounty
  1219. >Close the lid
  1220. >Close the laundry door
  1221. >You were reeling
  1222. >You had a dull throb in your foot and you couldn’t keep your eyes open
  1223.  
  1224. 1/2
  1225.  
  1226. >>
  1227. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)00:29 UTC-5 No.15953785
  1228. Replies: >>15955281
  1229.  
  1230. >>15953764 #
  1231.  
  1232. >You stumble to the kitchen, using every last bit of will to get to your fridge
  1233. >There was a notepad you usually used as a shopping list
  1234. >Tear off new page
  1235. >>”…. Get doc apt for toe…”
  1236. >One last thought before blackness overtook you
  1237. >>”…Get savings remanded for Trix..”
  1238. >You barely finish writing her name legibly before the marker makes a big line down the page
  1239. >Doesn’t matter, still wrote it
  1240. >You suddenly find yourself sitting against the counter
  1241. >Slumping to the floor
  1242. >Blackness
  1243. >Dreaming
  1244. >Trixie
  1245.  
  1246. 2/2
  1247.  
  1248. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)02:07 UTC-5 No.15955281
  1249. Replies: >>15955304
  1250. File: 1390892827095.jpg-(158 KB, 1000x1520, trixie'schoice.jpg)
  1251. 158 KB
  1252.  
  1253. >>15953785 #
  1254. pic unrelated, just found it toplel
  1255.  
  1256. >Your eyes were so crusted over you couldn’t even open them
  1257. >You spend what felt like hours trying to wipe them
  1258. >Haven’t felt this tired in a long time
  1259. >And why was your toe aching?
  1260. >Finally get eyes open, sunlight peering through your low window
  1261. >You’re half-sitting, half-laying on the kitchen floor
  1262. >The memories suddenly flood your mind
  1263. >The entire night with Trixie seems to flash through your brain involuntarily, as well as the aftermath
  1264. >So you remember how you got here
  1265. >But you don’t remember there being a blanket draped over you… or gauze around your toe
  1266. >You end up yawning, and during this you looked up
  1267. >The fridge
  1268. >You couldn’t help but think that something was missing
  1269. >You see all of your magnets on there, same position as always
  1270. >Cheap little thumbprint mood detector
  1271. >Various soda magnets you collected over the years of winning random sweepstakes
  1272. >Shopping list-- Oh, it’s blank
  1273. >Where was the note you wrote?
  1274. >No matter, you had more important things to worry about
  1275. >You get yourself up slowly, your back cracking in protest at having to sleep on the hard floor all day
  1276. >Thankfully the counter was there to help
  1277. >Look down to see blanket revealing white on your toe
  1278. >Oh, your toe was destroyed, that’s what that pain was, and why it was gauzed
  1279. >Wait, you never gauzed your toe
  1280. “Trixie?”
  1281. >You didn’t say it too loudly in case she could still be asleep
  1282. >You hobble out of the kitchen to the livingroom
  1283. >It was 3:30 in the afternoon, the sun now blazing through your front window
  1284. >You slept for 7 hours
  1285. >No wonder your back was giving you grief
  1286. “Trixie, you up?”
  1287.  
  1288. 1/2
  1289.  
  1290. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)02:08 UTC-5 No.15955304
  1291. Replies: >>15955394 >>15955786
  1292.  
  1293. >>15955281 #
  1294.  
  1295. >Still no answer
  1296. >You throw the blanket on the couch, and hobble to the hallway
  1297. >Wait
  1298. >You grab the bat off the floor near your front door, use as cane
  1299. >Bitchin’
  1300. >You walk a bit easier to the bedroom door, which was still closed
  1301. >You slowly open the door, and you see yourself in the mirror
  1302. >You were a complete disgusting mess with disheveled hair, baggy eyes and a 5 o’clock shadow
  1303. >You look down a little further to see your equally disgusting companion sprawled out all over the bed
  1304. >Trixie wasn’t all that different from you, now that you think about it
  1305. >Maybe that’s why there was a connection there, and why she’s here now
  1306. Ding, dong.
  1307. >huh
  1308. Ding, dong.
  1309. >Trixie stirred, stretching out her body
  1310. >You suddenly look back at the front door
  1311. Din-din-ding, dong
  1312. >You don’t remember inviting anyone over
  1313. >”…Anon, who izzat…”
  1314. >Trixie seemed to be awake, but not by much
  1315. >You, however, were on the brink of a heart attack
  1316. >You slam the door shut, accidentally startling her in the process, and you cane-walk to your peephole
  1317. >Look through it, and your jaw drops
  1318. >It was your boss!
  1319. >Why was he here? Working in a music studio 3 days a week doesn’t warrant anything important enough to have your boss come down to your stank-ass apartment!
  1320. >>”Anon, it’s Harry. Are you home?”
  1321. >You think you swallowed your tongue, because you can’t even make a squeak
  1322. >It wasn’t so much that you were worried about Trixie, she would stay in the bedroom
  1323. >But your house was a complete mess from last night, you look even worse, and his mere presence here makes you fear for your job
  1324. >You have to answer him, say something!
  1325. “Gh… G-uuh, yeah, hold on, I wasn’t expecting anyone. Can you give me a minute?”
  1326. >>”Eh, sure. Take your time, Anon…”
  1327. >He didn’t sound too enthusiastic, but you’d have to worry about that later
  1328. >How the hell were you going to tidy up in ‘a minute’?
  1329.  
  1330. What should anon do, /mlp/?
  1331. 2/2
  1332. I want Nehem's sack, no homo
  1333.  
  1334. TGAPTHA Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)02:27 UTC-5 No.15955496
  1335. Replies: >>15955561
  1336.  
  1337. >>15955443 #
  1338. >doubledubs
  1339.  
  1340. >You throw open your door with swagilish dongdiddly posture
  1341. >He looks shocked
  1342. >Pull a 5 dollar bill out of your crack
  1343. "Broseph, Hairy, lemme give you a job, mmkay? Sit there and look pretty while I get handy"
  1344. >Throw him up against the wall Terminator style
  1345. >Stuff the dollar in his mouth
  1346. >Stare him in his fearful eyes as you monkeyslap his piddlydick
  1347. >cum with the force of a thousand suns
  1348. >Fires you
  1349. >You and Trixie are now homeless
  1350. >"Anon, why didn't you give him a ten?"
  1351. "I don' give no fatass micropenis no ten, bitch."
  1352. >Totally worth it
  1353.  
  1354. [CONFUSING END]
  1355.  
  1356. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)02:52 UTC-5 No.15955786
  1357. Replies: >>15955802
  1358.  
  1359. >>15955304 #
  1360.  
  1361. >Alright, no need to panic
  1362. >Your home wasn’t exactly that far off from the studio, maybe he actually was just stopping by?
  1363. >Either way, you need to go out there and talk to him
  1364. >You weren’t about to show him the state of your home, after all
  1365. >You make sure the padlock on the door is still fastened before half-sprinting, half limping back to your bedroom
  1366. >When you open it, Trixie was tidying her mane with one of your brushes in the mirror
  1367. >”Anon, who was that at the door… Are you alright?”
  1368. “No time for that, Trix, I need you to stay in the bedroom for a little while, okay?”
  1369. >She groans in protest, but she doesn’t say anything else, instead opting to watch your jagged, twisted morning movements
  1370. >Or was that afternoon movements?
  1371. >No time for talk, get some better pants
  1372. >Look through your drawers
  1373. >Jeans would do
  1374. >Undo the rope of your sweatpants and drop them
  1375. >Your toe burns with unwanted vigor as you jerk the pants off of your gauze
  1376. >”A-anon!”
  1377. >You look up at her
  1378. >She was blushing intensely and giving you a thought-breaking stare
  1379. “What?”
  1380. >”Do you mind?”
  1381. “I have underwear on! Don’t worry about it, you’re naked right now yourself, aren’t you?”
  1382. >”B-… W-.. That’s not the poi… Ghhh!”
  1383. >She threw the brush back on the dresser and threw herself under the covers
  1384. >You’d have to apologize later, but right now you had to get these jeans on
  1385. >You finally get your big fat gauzetoe through the hole and eventually find your sneakers to slap on
  1386.  
  1387. 1/2
  1388.  
  1389. >>
  1390. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)02:53 UTC-5 No.15955802
  1391. Replies: >>15962175
  1392.  
  1393. >>15955786 #
  1394.  
  1395. Ding, dong
  1396. >What, really? Harry seemed like a nice guy, he’s never shown impatience before
  1397. >Something must be seriously wrong
  1398. >Or maybe it’s because it’s been nearly five minutes and you haven’t combed your hair yet
  1399. >Son of a bitch, seven!?
  1400. “C-COMING, ONE SEC!”
  1401. >You start clawing at the loops in your hair, not messing with the brush at all
  1402. >Out of the bedroom
  1403. >Slam the door
  1404. >Hobble to the front
  1405. >Unlock the padlock
  1406. >Undo the main lock
  1407. >Undo the main lock
  1408. >Undo the main lock
  1409. “You piece of shit I swear I will cut you out of the frame if you do not co-operate!”
  1410. >You tried to keep your mumbles down to a minimum
  1411. >Finally you’re able to throw open the door
  1412. >You instantly close it behind you as you greet your boss with as much courage as you can muster
  1413.  
  1414. 2/2
  1415. The conversation will be revealed tomorrow. Stay tuned for the next episode of TGAPTHA orsomethingidunno, critique is always welcome
  1416.  
  1417. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)15:17 UTC-5 No.15962175
  1418. Replies: >>15962200
  1419. File: 1390940256732.gif-(188 KB, 200x200, trixstruggle.gif)
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  1421.  
  1422. >>15962072 #
  1423. toplel, i came
  1424. >>15955802 #
  1425.  
  1426. >You give your best professional smile to Harry that you can possibly muster
  1427. “I’m really sorry about that, I had a bit of a rough night…
  1428. >>”It’s fine, just make yourself more available in the future, alright? Let’s go.”
  1429. “..Uh, go where?”
  1430. >>”Did you think I came down here just to say hello? Anon, guess who’s waiting down at the studio, right now?”
  1431. >You didn’t like where this was going
  1432. “… Shaka Kahn?”
  1433. >>”Funny, but no. Get your keys, we’re going to have an impromptu meeting with –the- teen idol, and I need you on the soundboard to make sure this runs smoothy, we’re doing a test run to see how everything goes. If this deal happens, Anon, we’re all getting raises. Big ones. And we’ll be converting into a conglomerate.”
  1434. >Teen idol
  1435. >You only knew a few of them, but they all made you want to vomit uncontrollably
  1436. “If I might ask, which one are you talking about?”
  1437. >>”Bieber, are you thick? Get your jacket, we need to go now.”
  1438. >Vomit incoming
  1439. >You successfully pass off your wretch as a weird cough, and you try to stall as you think of a way out of this
  1440. “Wait, Harry. What about Jamal, he’s been at the studio longer than I have, why didn’t you get him?”
  1441. >>”He wasn’t home today, but I got out of there before I could really check, because there was smeared shit all over his neighbor’s door and it was fucking disgusting. And no, Helena couldn’t come in either, but I’d rather have you than the newbie anyways.”
  1442.  
  1443. 1/?
  1444.  
  1445. >>
  1446. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)15:18 UTC-5 No.15962200
  1447. Replies: >>15962227
  1448.  
  1449. >>15962175 #
  1450.  
  1451. >Damnit, it looks like you had no choice
  1452. >You knew you had to leave
  1453. >But you couldn’t leave Trixie alone, at least not yet
  1454. >You had no idea how well last night worked, but you didn’t want to risk anything
  1455. >It wouldn’t be a very good gesture to bond with her all this time, helping her get through all of this, then just take off for 8 hours
  1456. >Which means she needed to go with you
  1457. >But how was she going to stay disguised…
  1458. >You needed to talk to her
  1459. “O-okay. But you need to give me about ten minutes, is that okay? Like I said, rough night, and I need to go sort everything out. Please, Harry?”
  1460. >He gave you a very discomforting look, and sighed heavily
  1461. >>”..Fine, I’ll make a call. You have ten minutes, starting now. Go.”
  1462. “Thank you, man, thanks. I’ll be right out!”
  1463. >You turn back to your door and turn the doorknob
  1464. >It won’t turn
  1465. >You look up at the doorframe, then back at the knob, and shake it wildly
  1466. >The padlock must’ve swung back into place when you closed the door behind you
  1467. >You were locked out
  1468. >You cockadilly whore, you locked yourself out of the apartment!
  1469. >>”You did not just do that, Anon.”
  1470. “… Don’t worry, I have a friend over, she can come unlock it.”
  1471. >YES, THIS WAS A WONDERFUL SITUATION
  1472. >You just hoped and prayed to Celestia (or Luna?) that she would get the hint you were going to throw out there
  1473. >Clear your throat
  1474. “T-trixie!”
  1475. >
  1476. “Trixie, can you hear me?”
  1477. >Your boss was staring at you incredulously
  1478. >>” ‘Rough’ night, huh Anon?”
  1479. >”…. Anon?”
  1480. “Trixie, I locked myself out. Can you let me… And my friend out here back in?”
  1481. >There was a pause
  1482. >“Your friend?”
  1483. “Yes, my friend. Actually, my boss from work. Can you uuh… Clean up, and let us in?”
  1484.  
  1485. 2/3
  1486.  
  1487. >>
  1488. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)15:20 UTC-5 No.15962227
  1489. Replies: >>15962350 >>15963110
  1490. File: 1390940406807.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 174 KB, 526x1000)
  1491. Spoiler Image, 174 KB
  1492.  
  1493. >>15962200 #
  1494.  
  1495. >Trixie was a smart pone, you had faith that she knew what you meant
  1496. >Please, please know
  1497. >Suddenly, a blue light eminates from under the door, and you put your feet up against it
  1498. “SON OF A BITCH!”
  1499. >You grasp your toe
  1500. >Harry comes up and steadies you by the shoulder
  1501. >>”Jesus, Anon. What did you do?”
  1502. “Gh, nothing, I just had an accident, it’s nothing major..”
  1503. “Are you ready yet Trixie?”
  1504. >”…Just a minute, Anon, this takes time, you know!”
  1505. “Right, sorry.”
  1506. >>”Don’t rush the ladies in the morning Anon, I know from personal experience. Shit, I’m sorry about doubting you before, now I know why you were taking so long.”
  1507. >You decide to roll with it
  1508. “Y-yeah..”
  1509. >The door makes metallic clings
  1510. >The door is slowly swept open, and your jaw hits the ground
  1511.  
  1512. 3/3, more coming, always looking for critique
  1513.  
  1514. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)16:35 UTC-5 No.15963110
  1515. Replies: >>15963127 >>15963145 >>15978823
  1516. File: 1390944900755.png-(34 KB, 628x690, TGAP Trixie.png)
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  1518.  
  1519. >>15962847 #
  1520. it's gettin hot in here
  1521. >>15962227 # (Sorry for the filler for all this, i'm getting to the good parts don't worry plsdonthateme)
  1522.  
  1523. >She was nothing short of a Goddess
  1524. >Trixie had pulled off a very successful illusion, to the point where you thought she actually transformed
  1525. >She still had her normal mane color for her hair, and those vibrant eyes
  1526. >And she was covered with nothing except the thin blanket she draped over you while you were in the kitchen
  1527. >You may not want to do things like that to her but little anon was definitely awake now
  1528. >>”My my, Anon, you didn’t tell me you were such a charmer.”
  1529. >Your boss pushes you out of your own doorway
  1530. >He raises and takes Trixie’s ‘hand’, giving it a light kiss
  1531. >She was loving every second of it, simpering like a lady
  1532. >>”My name is Harry Smith, and you are simply stunning. Trixie, was it?”
  1533. >”Why yes it is…”
  1534. >Yeahthisisn’thappening
  1535. “Harry?”
  1536. >>”Hm?”
  1537. “I’ll be right with you, I think you have a call to make, right? Okay? Awesome, I’ll be right out.”
  1538. >You had placed yourself in between them as you were talking and made sure your boss was outside completely before shutting the door
  1539.  
  1540. 1/2
  1541.  
  1542. >>
  1543. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)16:36 UTC-5 No.15963127
  1544. Replies: >>15963144
  1545.  
  1546. >>15963110 #
  1547.  
  1548. >”Anon, what are you doing? It was cold out there, Trixie demands you welcome this guest!”
  1549. “Okay, don’t hate me…”
  1550. >She instantly gave you that look again
  1551. >Human or Pony, that look scared you, and your tone got significantly lighter
  1552. “My boss, is a bit of a player, okay? So I had to come up with a reason for me being in the state I was in, and h-he assumed..”
  1553. >”…Assumed what?”
  1554. >She was just as tall as you with this illusion and it was very intimidating
  1555. “W-well, he thinks… We’re… We’re an item, and we need to keep it that way.”
  1556. >Her face flushes
  1557. >”..Excuse me?”
  1558. “We’re not ACTUALLY together, we just… Have to keep that image, is that okay?”
  1559. >”You couldn’t have told him otherwise?”
  1560. “Did you really want him hitting on you?”
  1561. >”… Fine.”
  1562. “So, with that out of the way, it—“
  1563. >”You should still invite him in. It would be good reputation in your favor if you were a little more hospitable, right?”
  1564. >She was right, you just didn’t want him seeing your house like this
  1565. >Trixie walks back to the bedroom with her nose high in the air as you slump back to the door, defeated
  1566.  
  1567. 2/2
  1568.  
  1569. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)16:37 UTC-5 No.15963144
  1570. Replies: >>15963613
  1571.  
  1572. >>15963127 #
  1573.  
  1574. >You open the door back up, seeing Harry still on the phone
  1575. >You wave him in, and he promptly steps inside after pausing to see what you meant
  1576. >You close the door behind him and you make your way to the bedroom behind Trixie
  1577. >You couldn’t help but think that the OP’s rules were actually pretty lenient, considering this illusion thing worked
  1578. >Back in the bedroom, and you start to get yourself ready for a long day ahead
  1579. “So, Trixie, I was meaning to ask you something.”
  1580. >“What’s that?”
  1581. “I figured this would be a good time to, train your magic, and I thought about, you know, not keeping you all cooped up in here. So, did you want to come with me?”
  1582. >She looked at you intently, deep in thought
  1583. >”Trixie –would- like to see where the mysterious Anon works, but she’s already straining her magic just keeping this form. She would be seen.”
  1584. “Well, I have a car, you can rest your magic while we drive down, and there’s a bathroom right across the hall where we’ll be working. You can go there and recharge as you need to, right?”
  1585. >She still looked uncertain, but you did not want to leave her here, not yet
  1586. >You go over and sit down next to her
  1587. “Just remember, if anything happens, I’ll be there to protect you. I won’t let anything happen to you, Trixie. And if things decide to go south at the studio, then I won’t hesitate to risk everything to make sure you’re alright. You got me.”
  1588. >”…Don’t t-try to make Trixie get all sappy again, Anon, that was a one time t-thing.”
  1589. >She sniffed and held back tears. Then she finally nodded.
  1590. >”Alright.”
  1591.  
  1592. ________
  1593. 3/2
  1594. >Tfw you don't know how to count
  1595. If anyone has any suggestions, comments, or critique, it is always appreciated
  1596.  
  1597. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)17:09 UTC-5 No.15963613
  1598. Replies: >>15963726 >>15964746
  1599.  
  1600. >>15963144 #
  1601.  
  1602. >You rub her back in comfort, not wanting to try and hug her because of the illusion
  1603. >Too late for that, she was already around you
  1604. >You hug back, trying not to think about the fact that you feel fur when you’re touching skin
  1605. >After a moment, you slowly let her back and look at your closet
  1606. >You just remembered, you’re a hermit
  1607. >And a guy
  1608. “Damn, I forgot about that. We need to find you some clothes.”
  1609. >”No need, Anon. Just find Trixie an outfit that humans would consider normal, and she can manipulate her illusion to incorporate it. Just make it quick, because she’s running out of fuel…”
  1610. >You took another look at her, and she was indeed showing signs of fatigue
  1611. >You go over to your closet and pick out a set of jeans and a sweater that you never wore because of the questionable patterns
  1612. >You’re also able to find some old sneakers tucked away at the back of your closet
  1613. “Will this do?”
  1614. >Trixie gets herself up off the bed
  1615. >”Yes, the image is in Trixie’s mind now… Uhm, turn around.”
  1616. “What for?”
  1617. >She was looking away from you awkwardly
  1618. >”Just look away, alright? Trixie… doesn’t perform well under pressure. Happy?”
  1619. >What a load of shit
  1620. “You’re a traveling performer. You did this for a living, and you don’t perform well under pressure?”
  1621. >She gives you the full wrath of her human features, making every muscle contort for the angriest face she could possibly create
  1622. >”Fine, if you don’t want to turn around, I don’t care! This isn’t my body anyways!”
  1623. >And there goes the blanket
  1624. >Oh, that’s what she mea—HEEYAAAAAAAAAAA
  1625. >You instantly cover your eyes
  1626. >And that’s when it happened
  1627. >There was a knock at the bedroom door
  1628. >Trixie instinctively turned around to see who it was, after all, who wouldn’t
  1629. >But this wasn’t opportune
  1630. >Your hands dropped as Harry just strolls right in
  1631. >And silence
  1632.  
  1633. Wasn't going to post yet but here's a cliffhanger for ya'll
  1634.  
  1635. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)18:14 UTC-5 No.15964746
  1636. Replies: >>15964764
  1637. File: 1390950886320.jpg-(16 KB, 320x277, Trixiemystery.jpg)
  1638. 16 KB
  1639.  
  1640. >>15963613 #
  1641.  
  1642. >>”Oh, m-miss I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to-”
  1643. >He wasn’t sorry
  1644. >He wasn’t even backing out of the room, just half-heartedly covering his eyes
  1645. >Trixie had stood there, stunned, until she realized what had happened
  1646. >She covers herself with the blanket again
  1647. >And you’re just rocketing out of the universe with jet engines of pure spaghetti
  1648. >And yet, you felt something else, a new emotion
  1649. “GET OUT, HARRY, FOR FUCK’S SAKE!”
  1650. >You didn’t mean it to be that loud, but this new emotion was very powerful, and made your throat sore
  1651. >They both looked at you with surprise and shock
  1652. >Harry promptly backs up and closes the door
  1653. >Finally, the emotion begins to recede
  1654. >But that didn’t explain how you managed to move halfway across the room and have your fists curled up so tight you were actually bleeding in your palms
  1655. >It was Trixie’s turn to look scared
  1656. >”…A-anon?”
  1657. >You didn’t even know what happened
  1658. “…I guess I got a little, carried away?”
  1659. >She was silent
  1660. “…I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to fly off the handle like that… Honestly, I didn’t know that was possible.”
  1661. >You can’t believe you let that happen
  1662. >Why did it happen?
  1663. Because you love her.
  1664. >Whoa, where did that come from?
  1665. >…In any case, you wipe your hands on the back of your jeans
  1666. >Trixie finally breaks the silence by shedding the blanket again, this time there being no objections
  1667. >You were already going to the door, anyways
  1668. >As she started to change her illusion, you quickly went out of your bedroom door and slowly approached a hostile boss
  1669. “Look, Harry, I’m sorry about that, I really am. It was just the heat of the moment, and I…”
  1670. >>”No, no… I shouldn’t have just barged in. I didn’t know you two were… that close.”
  1671. >Close?
  1672. >Was it that obvious, already?
  1673. “It’s alright… I didn’t know either, apparently. Okay, let me get my jacket now.”
  1674.  
  1675. 1/2
  1676.  
  1677. >>
  1678. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)18:15 UTC-5 No.15964764
  1679.  
  1680. >>15964746 #
  1681.  
  1682. >
  1683. >That was certainly an interesting experience
  1684. >In the span of 24 hours, a pony from a children’s cartoon has come to your doorstep delivered by a complete stranger
  1685. >She’s almost killed you twice
  1686. >You traded memories together through literal magic
  1687. >She broke down in front of you, and you comforted her
  1688. >You fed her
  1689. >Took her into your home
  1690. >Got her to watch one of the most offensive movies of the 21st century
  1691. >Got her to play one of the most iconic video games of the 20th century
  1692. >Had the most fun you’ve ever had in over 10 years with her
  1693. >Saw her naked, even if in an illusioned form
  1694. >And now she’s sitting here in your passenger’s seat, using one of your wetbrushes and a bar of soap to freshen up while you drove down to work to soundboard for one of the biggest jews on the planet
  1695. >You didn’t know how it was possible, but she was cute when she was frustrated
  1696. >She was trying so hard not to use her horn, to prepare her magic for the coming day
  1697. >It seems she was a bit out of practice with those hooves
  1698. >You offered to help, but you ended up nearly capsizing a Cadillac on the highway after you were getting her back with the brush
  1699. >That wouldn’t have been good for either of you, considering you’re driving a shitty ’92 Lincoln
  1700. >Trixie had been impressed by the shit-tier vehicle, however
  1701. >She insisted to take a look under the hood before we left home, further debilitating our efforts to get there in time for the teenpopstarjewnazi
  1702. >Needless to say, she was both astounded and confused by the automobile’s technology
  1703. >Thankfully, you all arrived at the studio in a record 35 minutes, and Trixie was ready to reapply that trusty illusion
  1704. >After some awkward greetings with you, Trixie and Harry, you all finally went inside to go meet the little girl hisself
  1705.  
  1706. 2/2 And so ends the filler. Comments/critique always desired
  1707.  
  1708. _______________________________________
  1709. TGAPTHA Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)21:39 UTC-5 No.15968520
  1710. Replies: >>15968546
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  1713.  
  1714. >>15968152 #
  1715. I'll use this as an opportunity to give back to the community that has so welcomed me, with this
  1716.  
  1717. ~Trixie Reacts to Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2: TIME~
  1718. ~This story is non-canon to TGAPTHA~
  1719.  
  1720. “What is it this time, Anon? It better be worth Trixie’s time.”
  1721. >You know it isn’t, but you don’t say anything
  1722. >You were browsing on the tube of you when you found TIME
  1723. >The sequel to one of the biggest clusterfuck shock vids on the site
  1724. >As soon as you finished that video, you know you had to make Trixie watch it
  1725. >Her reaction to Bruno was absolutely priceless, and you see no reason why this would be different
  1726. “Don’t worry, I swear that you won’t be bored.”
  1727. >”…Oddly specific.”
  1728. >She’s giving you that look again
  1729. >You love that look
  1730. >So does little anon
  1731. >Okay, crossing legs. It didn’t help she was sitting halfway on your lap to get a good look at your laptop screen from the couch
  1732. >You play the video, beginning the torture (for her)
  1733. >The title screen flashes, and Trixie shifts uncomfortably on your lap
  1734. >You felt her go backwards a little bit
  1735. >The puppets are sitting around, the ticking noise so abundant
  1736. >Trixie looks at the screen with massive distrust, like there’d be a jumpscare or something
  1737. >”… What? What’s this supposed to be? This red thing is made of yarn?”
  1738. >>”C’mon guys, quit mucking around. We’ve only got 5 minutes until the show starts.”
  1739. >>”That’s not enough time!”
  1740. >More silence
  1741. >”… Wait, wouldn’t you want the time to pass if you’re waiting for a show to come on? Trixie is confused..”
  1742. >>”There’s always enough time for a song.”
  1743. >”…Okay, the clock just spoke. Trixie isn’t going to be brainwashed or something?”
  1744. “Just keep watching.”
  1745. >”Trixie hates it when you say that, so much…”
  1746.  
  1747. 1/4
  1748.  
  1749. >>
  1750. TGAPTHA Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)21:40 UTC-5 No.15968546
  1751. Replies: >>15968565
  1752.  
  1753. >>15968520 #
  1754. ~Non-Canon~
  1755.  
  1756. >She sighs lightly, and she’s backed up far enough to where she was laying on your chest
  1757. >The clock had dismounted itself from the wall, grew limbs, and was dancing to a piano
  1758. >If she wasn’t confused before, she definitely was now
  1759. >However, since there wasn’t anything majorly disturbing from this point, the initial shock subsided, and she watched the video play uncouthly
  1760. >>”Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist. The past is far behind us, and the future doesn’t exist.”
  1761. >>”Oh, what’s the time?”
  1762. >>”It’s a quarter to nine, time to have a bath!”
  1763. >Trixie had been subtly bobbing her head to the simple beat until the video took another random turn, and now she concentrated on what was happening
  1764. >>”What do you mean? We’re already clean!”
  1765. >>”Scrub scrub scrub ‘till the water is BROWN, Time is a ruler to measure the day, It doesn’t go backwards, only one way, watch it go ‘round like a merry-go-round, going so fast like a merry-go-round”
  1766. >The visuals began to get a bit questionable, with random splices of space and Claymation interspersed
  1767. >You decide to pause really quick
  1768. “How’s it so far?”
  1769. >She looks at you
  1770. >”Trixie is very… befuddled. It presents itself like a children’s rhyme, but… it most certainly isn’t. She doesn’t care to watch any more of this, Anon.”
  1771. “Just keep watching.”
  1772. “No.”
  1773. “Jus’ keep watchin’.”
  1774. “No!”
  1775. “Jus’ keep watchin’.”
  1776. >And you press play again, moving her face back to the screen
  1777. >Suddenly, the instruments grow in number and they’re walking through a British victorian-era town
  1778.  
  1779. 2/4
  1780.  
  1781. >>
  1782. TGAPTHA Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)21:42 UTC-5 No.15968565
  1783. Replies: >>15968590
  1784.  
  1785. >>15968546 #
  1786. ~Non-Canon~
  1787.  
  1788. >>”Time is old, like a Victorian time.”
  1789. >>”With cobbles and plagues and speaking in rhymes!”
  1790. >>”With cobwebs and chimneys, it’s a simpler time!”
  1791. >>”With cobbles and sawdust and batteries and slime!”
  1792. >Trixie raised a hoof away from the screen, cringing as the slime-monster came out of the manhole
  1793. >The video keeps going with its nursery-rhyme theme past the trees and the apple part
  1794. >Then the sound suddenly distorts when the apple rots, the moon suddenly turning into the sun, and sound returns
  1795. >”What the buck?”
  1796. >It keeps going
  1797. >>”-Like birthdays, and camping!”
  1798. >>”I’m friends with my dad…”
  1799. >The video pans to the ‘dad’, another puppet with a crooked nose, single strands of hair and the music starts to distort slightly, completely interrupting the lyrics
  1800. >She wasn’t having much fun, you could tell
  1801. >After this, you were going to stop showing her so much weird shit
  1802. >But for now, you decided to sit back and enjoy the suffering
  1803. >The music plays again, more lyrics about time and now the puppets are walking through space, vivid imagery abound
  1804. >>”- It’s the future!”
  1805. >The music now adds a rather cheerful beat behind it, and a rather large machine is connected to the puppet’s heads
  1806. >>”Time is now, the future anew! Look at all the wonderful things you can do.”
  1807. >>”With gadgets, addresses, and e-mail addresses,”
  1808. >The one duck puppet was shaking
  1809. >>”My D-dad was… i-is a computer.”
  1810. >Another creepy stare by ‘Dad’
  1811. >The clock materializes in what could only have been a porn site on the computer, and continues the lyrics
  1812. >>”LOOK AT THE TIME!”
  1813.  
  1814. 3/4
  1815.  
  1816. >>
  1817. TGAPTHA Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)21:43 UTC-5 No.15968590
  1818. Replies: >>15968605
  1819.  
  1820. >>15968565 #
  1821. ~Non-Canon~
  1822.  
  1823. >And so began the descent into madness
  1824. >Trixie had some powerful resolve for a being that was not anywhere near as corrupted as the average human, but she was still cringing at some of the weirder aspects
  1825. >”UGH! GH-“
  1826. >When the dead fish carcass came up on the tray, Trixie held a hoof to her mouth
  1827. “Almost there.”
  1828. >>”—Maybe time is just a construct of human perception, an illusion created by-“
  1829. >>”Beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP RAAP RAAP RAAP”
  1830. >You started laughing
  1831. >Trixie started to flinch each time another beep got louder and louder
  1832. >You had the volume on maximum
  1833. >And one of the puppet’s ears started bleeding, displayed in all its simple detail
  1834. >”That actually did hurt a little bit..”
  1835. >The music starts to crescendo
  1836. >>”Look at your hair grown, isn’t time strange, how it makes your appearance change?”
  1837. >Herewego.gif
  1838. >Hair starts falling
  1839. >The duck’s fingers start melting skin and feathers
  1840. >Trixie wretches again, her eyes now glued to the screen
  1841. >>”Gghhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
  1842. >The red haired puppet rips something out of his head
  1843. >More melting, bones
  1844. >”…Ooogh, that’s disgusting, why!?”
  1845. >Decrepit corpses
  1846. >>”Make it stop…”
  1847. >An eyeball falls out with an appropriate squishing noise
  1848. >>”It’s out of my hands, I’m only a clock. Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be fine, but eventually everyone runs out of time…”
  1849. >Trixie was actually a bit green in the face, and there was a look of pure horror you haven’t seen on her yet
  1850. >The music recedes, and all that’s left is the ticking, the room unchanged
  1851. >Roll credits
  1852.  
  1853. 4/5 I still can't count
  1854.  
  1855. >>
  1856. TGAPTHA Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)21:44 UTC-5 No.15968605
  1857. Replies: >>15968646 >>15968727 >>15968733
  1858.  
  1859. >>15968590 #
  1860. ~Non-Canon~
  1861.  
  1862. >
  1863. >You were chuckling silently the entire time the breakdown happened
  1864. >It looked like Trixie had no idea what to say or do
  1865. >So you broke the silence
  1866. “Soooo… How was it?
  1867. >She turns to look at you
  1868. >Sees the big goofy grin on your face
  1869. >She was still completely dumbfounded, mouth agape and eyes wide
  1870. >You don’t think she was going to be able to articulate anything
  1871. “And no, I promise I won’t make you watch anything else that weird.”
  1872. >You brush the mane out of her eyes
  1873. >And you kiss her horn, because why not
  1874. >She makes the cutest little yelp noise as you did so, and hoofs you across the face
  1875. >Totally worth it
  1876. >”None of that Anon, you only get to do that when you show Trixie something worth her time!”
  1877. >And with that, she gets off your lap and returns to the game room
  1878. >Oh well, you still got to kiss her horn without getting your head blown off.
  1879. >Missionsuccess.png
  1880.  
  1881. 5/5 Dedicated to Obzedat, and the rest of the writefag team
  1882.  
  1883. Trixiefag 01/28/14(Tue)21:46 UTC-5 No.15968646
  1884. Replies: >>15968760
  1885.  
  1886. >>15968605 #
  1887.  
  1888. Here's the video in question:
  1889. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtkGtXtDlQA
  1890. __________________________________
  1891.  
  1892. Trixiefag  01/30/14(Thu)22:07 UTC-5 No.16007051Replies: >>16007071 >>16007352 >>16008962
  1893. >be me
  1894. >go to McDicks
  1895. >eat a steak, egg and cheese bagel
  1896. >go to /mlp/ all day for day off
  1897. >get stomach virus of some sort
  1898. >throw up
  1899. >throw up a lot
  1900. >dry heave through the night
  1901. >stick with it anyways
  1902. >dry heave until I vomit blood
  1903. >go to hospital
  1904. >have food poisoning and a stomach ulcer that popped
  1905. >blood fills stomach
  1906. >get stomach pumped
  1907. >get blood transfusion at fucking awesome hospital
  1908. >tfw if it hadn't been for the other writefags on rizon I'd most likely be dead right now
  1909.  
  1910. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag  01/31/14(Fri)13:41 UTC-5 No.16018743Replies: >>16018758 >>16018935
  1911. File: 1391193691430.png-(1.15 MB, 886x901, trixiewatercolor.png)
  1912. 1.15 MB
  1913. >>16018714
  1914. Just follow the OP's rules, pick an option and go man. It's really fun, go ahead!
  1915. --
  1916.  
  1917. >The studio you worked at, while decently modest, was nothing to shake a stick at
  1918. >It had a very pristine lobby with various glass sculptures and a pearlescent, marbly sort of floor
  1919. >There were hundreds of different rewards, plaques, trophies and ribbons that have been collected by the studio's promising protogès that donated it to where they graduated, all displayed on the white pristine walls in individual glass casings
  1920. >It wouldn't hurt to mention this studio was probably the most advanced building in your entire county, being a hicktown from Ohio
  1921. >In fact, Trixie's current reaction was about right for what you did when you first walked in
  1922. >She was simply standing in awe at all of the intricate architecture, and the cleanliness of the studio
  1923. >"...It's not the Canterlot palace, but it's still simply stunning.."
  1924. >You put a finger on her lips when Harry and a few of your co-workers looked at her in curiosity
  1925. "It's a tourist attraction out in Europe, she's traveled a long way. Isn't that right, Trixie?"
  1926. >You give her a look that hopefully said 'You should know better'
  1927. >"...Uh, right, you-rope?."
  1928. >The studio manager came from one of the office doors within the hallway, instantly moving over to the group that had converged in the lobby
  1929. >>"I don't want to hear it, I don't care, you're here now Anon, let's get this show on the road. Justin's been waiting for the last hour, and his agent is pissed. We need to work some real magic, now-- Wait, who's the braud?"
  1930.  
  1931. 1/2
  1932. >>
  1933.  T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag  01/31/14(Fri)13:42 UTC-5 No.16018758Replies: >>16018772 >>16018935
  1934. >>16018743
  1935.  
  1936. >He was eyeing over Trixie, and you could almost see her ego inflating
  1937. >”The Great and Powerful Trixie, sir. It’s a pleasure.”
  1938. >>”Great and Powerful? Stage name?”
  1939. >”I guess you could say it like that…”
  1940. >fucking based
  1941. >She was even cute when she was arrogant
  1942. “Well anyways, could I get a chance to talk to him, you know, apologize?”
  1943. >>”Might as well. Let’s roll, team. You can sit back in the sound room with us… Trixie, was it?”
  1944. >All of us started walking, making small talk
  1945. >You weren’t too pre-occupied talking to Harry, keeping an eye on the manager and Trix
  1946. >”Indeed.”
  1947. >>”So what exactly do you stage?”
  1948. >”I’m a very talented magician, if you must know.”
  1949. >>”Over in Europe, then?”
  1950. >She hesitated, looking back at you for a second
  1951. >You nod, making sure she doesn’t reveal too much
  1952. >”Yes, over there.”
  1953. >>”Nice to have another foreigner to keep the idol happy, I suppose. What kind of tricks do you do?”
  1954. >ohboyherewego
  1955. >Trixie stops in her tracks, giving a very mischievous smile
  1956. “Well, to be honest sir, her tricks are a bit too extravagant for these dinky hallways. She’s a major performer, after all.”
  1957. >Trixie got the hint behind what you said, but she gave you a very appreciative look anyways
  1958. >You give one back as the manager leads you into the waiting area
  1959. >”By the stars, this smells worse than Zecora’s hut!”
  1960. >You were very glad none of your co-workers knew about the show at that point
  1961. >And you’re also grateful for the headcanon that Trixie just gave you, because the air is completely saturated with hemp
  1962. >Harry and the manager smelled it too, but they were too pissy to say anything
  1963. >Especially since it was Biebs himself that was causing it. Him and his tourfriends, anyways
  1964.  
  1965. 2/3 at least this time i have an excuse
  1966. >>
  1967.  T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag  01/31/14(Fri)13:43 UTC-5 No.16018772Replies: >>16018935 >>16019511 >>16020677
  1968. >>16018758
  1969.  
  1970. >>”Hello again, Mr. Bieber, are you feeling well?”
  1971. >>>”Cash, man…”
  1972. >You wanted to punch his throat so hard
  1973. >Then again, this is the first time you’ve met anyone famous, deserving or not
  1974. “Hey, Justin, just wanted to say sorry for taking so long… You alright?”
  1975. >His eyes were so glazed over, even had a bit of a red tint
  1976. >He was high out of his fucking mind, and he had to sing for us
  1977. >This was gonna be a while
  1978. >”Uhm, be right back, Trixie needs to use the bathroom..”
  1979. >You knew it was for her illusion recharge, but you couldn’t help but think she just wanted out of the air
  1980. >Either way, she left you there with three co-workers who suddenly just found out she speaks in the third-person
  1981. >You remind yourself to make her play Out of This World when you get back for revenge
  1982. “Yeah, it’s just a verbal tic. Hey! Let’s get everything set up and get this going, huh?”
  1983.  
  1984. So where do you think this situation will lead, /mlp/?
  1985. 3/3
  1986. I'm still drugged up and all that, critique is always appreciated
  1987.  
  1988. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag  01/31/14(Fri)15:48 UTC-5 No.16020677Replies: >>16020692
  1989. File: 1391201335977.png-(859 KB, 900x1200, trixie'sgoodside.png)
  1990. 859 KB
  1991. >>16018772
  1992. >>16018935
  1993.  
  1994. >
  1995. >That was ugly
  1996. >You were thinking about what had just transpired as you began monotonously flipping on power switches, throwing down the dials, and getting the soundboard ready
  1997. >Bieber’s manager came in and just threw a huge tantrum
  1998. >He didn’t like your tardiness, and he didn’t like Bieber’s public display of snoop pride
  1999. >That’s when Harry stepped in and started defending you
  2000. >You were still guilty about shouting at him before, because he really was a good friend
  2001. >Even if he was a lecherous swinger
  2002. >They were arguing so long, getting your manager into it, that Trixie was able to come back before they had stopped
  2003. >You knew this deal was going to be bumpy, so you shut your mouth and inferred Trixie to do the same
  2004. >She was content, and was busy looking at the way you seamlessly know exactly where to put your fingers on the complicated soundboard
  2005. >Flipping up specific switches and putting the CDs (which you corrected her from DVDs, noting the difference) into the recording booth
  2006. >For being so great and powerful, she always seemed to be impressed by your actions
  2007. >You never really thought about it, but the way she looked at you just made you feel… happy. It was like when you did something heroic without even realizing it, and everyone was cheering for you
  2008. >Except it was just Trixie’s awe that made you feel a million times better than that
  2009. >When you found her looking at you, you had looked back
  2010. >You both were smiling, looking at each other’s eyes all of a sudden
  2011. >And for that moment, nothing else mattered to you
  2012. >This was something you were going to do for her, not for them
  2013. >>”Recording session one, tape one, live feed mix on the next screen. Fred, make sure the frequencies don’t interfere on the drum sets again, we haven’t fixed it yet. Anon, raise the levels of Mic. #3, 6, and … 4, up slightly. Little more… Alright, everything checks out. Mute and wait, gentleman… and lady.”
  2014.  
  2015. 1/3
  2016. >>
  2017.  T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag  01/31/14(Fri)15:50 UTC-5 No.16020692Replies: >>16020716 >>16020872
  2018. >>16020677
  2019.  
  2020. >
  2021. >Where’d he go?
  2022. >Oh, there he is, laughing his ass off with his tourband, high as a kite
  2023. >You watch as they trail off their train of thought multiple times, until they finally get to their positions and ready themselves
  2024. >You took a quick glance at the studio manager, who was still fuming about the argument
  2025. >It looked like he was contemplating his life when he had a weedhead popstar in the input booth, looking for a reason why he was still doing this
  2026. >You felt kind of bad for him, so you turn off the voice receiver
  2027. “Hey, Mr. ?”
  2028. >>”What’s wrong?”
  2029. “Nothing, just..”
  2030. >Now everyone was staring at you in the recording booth
  2031. >Before, you would have beta’d instantly and shrunk halfway down your seat
  2032. >But after everything with Trixie and getting through barriers you never thought you’d break down…
  2033. “I just wanted to say that even if this is going to fucking suck, if we make this deal all our lives are going to be a lot better. There’s a reason we’re putting up with this whole thing, right?”
  2034. >Harry was ecstatic
  2035. >>”Anon, now you’re speaking my language.”
  2036. >The voice receiver is pressed again
  2037. >>”Alright, Justin, whenever you’re ready.”
  2038. >
  2039. >You didn’t have much else to do while the actual recording happened
  2040. >Besides ejecting the bum disc whenever there was a bad recording, reloading it, and making sure everything’s running before trying again
  2041. >Which happened, a lot
  2042. >>”Recording session two, tape twenty-five, live feed mix on the next screen… Let’s go from the third verse and keep trying. You’re doing great, guys.”
  2043. >You could feel the thickness of the lie within that last sentence
  2044.  
  2045. 2/4 just 50 characters over, too
  2046. >>
  2047.  T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag  01/31/14(Fri)15:51 UTC-5 No.16020716Replies: >>16020744
  2048. >>16020692
  2049.  
  2050. >It’s been nearly five hours now
  2051. >Thankfully, everyone was too tired to notice Trixie had excused herself to the bathroom seven times so far
  2052. >The time between her breaks was slowly broadening, but not by much
  2053. >Each time, however, she always came back in no less than 15 minutes
  2054. >It’s been over 40 minutes this time
  2055. >You were gravely concerned, constantly looking at the door
  2056. >But you couldn’t leave, you were three quarters of the way through the song now
  2057. >You had to go in there and see what was wrong
  2058. >Apparently, your concern was showing on your face
  2059. >>”Alright, before we start, let’s take a ten minute break. Some of us needs to clear our heads, and some of us need to use the squatter, I’m guessing. Back at 8:30, sharp.”
  2060. >Your concern looked like you had to take a shit
  2061. >Good to know
  2062. >Either way, it worked out perfectly for you
  2063. >You pat the manager on the shoulder and walk quickly outside, throwing yourself into the girls’ bathroom before anyone saw you
  2064. >You’ve never been in the girl’s bathroom before, but it wasn’t time to lose your shit
  2065. >You had a pony to care for
  2066. “Trixie? Where are you?”
  2067. >”Anon?”
  2068. “Yeah, it’s me. Are you alright?”
  2069. >She was in the last stall over, and just in case anyone decided to walk in, you go hop into the stall next to her and sit down
  2070. >”Trixie was just taking another break, recuperating her magic. You shouldn’t be in here, you know!”
  2071. “I was worried, Trix. You’ve been out here nearly 40 minutes, do you realize that?”
  2072. >She was silent for a moment
  2073.  
  2074. 3/4
  2075.  
  2076. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag  01/31/14(Fri)15:52 UTC-5 No.16020744Replies: >>16020809 >>16020964 >>16022737
  2077. >>16020716
  2078.  
  2079. >”Alright, maybe she’s been gone for a little longer than… usual.. But I’m fine, see?”
  2080. >There was suddenly a powerful blue light emitting from her stall
  2081. >It was absolutely majestic, and you’ve only seen the light coming from it
  2082. >She steps out of the stall, showing her illusioned shoes under your own
  2083. >”The reason Trixie stayed in here was because… Well, don’t take this the wrong way anon, but this Justin character is just a foul-mouthed little foal with a nice voice. And he can’t even use it right!”
  2084. >Oh, how you would give to record that line and throw it up on youtube
  2085. “You have no idea how happy that makes me, Trix.”
  2086. >She gave a bit of a snide laugh when she realized what you meant
  2087. >”I’m fine now, let’s g—“
  2088. >The bathroom door opened
  2089. >You couldn’t see who it was, but there was an invading scent of hash
  2090.  
  2091. Who do you think it is, /mlp/?
  2092. 4/4
  2093. >tfw 4 parts gets interrupted. i forgive you fronk, just rub on me some later
  2094.  
  2095. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag  01/31/14(Fri)17:54 UTC-5 No.16022737Replies: >>16022754 >>16022783
  2096. File: 1391208882076.jpg-(122 KB, 790x1180, hoodtrix.jpg)
  2097. 122 KB
  2098. >>16020744
  2099.  
  2100. >You tuck your knees into your stomach instantly
  2101. >You didn’t want to be caught here, after all
  2102. >”Excuse me, what are you doing in the ladies’ room?”
  2103. >>>”It’s cool, baby, I just wanted to see your face again.”
  2104. >Justin’s getting himself into trouble
  2105. >It’s not like he had enough with the last time he was partying around, that drag-racing incident wasn’t taken lightly
  2106. >”Well, as flattering as that is, you’re trespassing, and you should probably leave, before something happens.”
  2107. >The tone of her voice near the end sent shivers down your spine
  2108. >How did Twilight ever stand up to her, again?
  2109. >>>”Chill, babe, I just wanted to come talk to you. I’ve seen some girls before, but never like you.”
  2110. >”What do you mean?”
  2111. >>>”You’re really hot…”
  2112. >His voice was half-assed and slurred because of his high
  2113. >And you were about ready to tear off the stall door and beat him with it
  2114. >You think your hands are bleeding again, but you weren’t paying attention
  2115. >>>”-and nobody else is around… maybe we could mess around a little?”
  2116. >”Again, flattering… But you’re obviously not in your right mind.”
  2117. >>>”C’mon, I saw you lookin’ at me.”
  2118. >”Everyone was looking at you because you’re famous (whyever it happened)… Trixie’s just trying to be nice, but you’re making it rather difficult.”
  2119. >You could hear footsteps now
  2120. >>>”Baby, you don’t know what you’re missing, just give me one kiss-“
  2121. >”What are you doing?”
  2122. >>>”Just tell me when to stop, girl…”
  2123. >”HEY! Touch Trixie again and she’ll make you wish you’d been born a girl!”
  2124. >Struggling
  2125.  
  2126. 1/3
  2127. >>
  2128.  T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag  01/31/14(Fri)17:55 UTC-5 No.16022754Replies: >>16022770
  2129. >>16022737
  2130.  
  2131. >You could hear a sudden struggle, and you rocketed to your feet, slamming open the door and about to cave his skull in
  2132. >As you did, you watched it happen
  2133. >Trixie had gotten onto her hands, the illusion shaking slightly
  2134. >BUCK!
  2135. >Right in his fucking non-existent balls
  2136. >He screamed out like a helpless girl, further confirming theories of his true gender
  2137. >Wiping your hands on your already crusty jeans, you just watched him writhe in agony as Trixie sets herself back on all fours, and then get up from her illusioned hands
  2138. >All of your anger was completely replaced with supressed laughter and amusement
  2139. “Trixie… you just busted Justin Bieber’s balls.”
  2140. >”Did you know what he was trying to do?”
  2141. “Yes, that’s… that’s w-why it’s funny!”
  2142. >Your voice cracked on funny, and you just completely lost it
  2143. >Thankfully, most of the walls inside the studio were soundproofed to keep reverb down, including the bathroom
  2144. >Trixie was completely dumbfounded at your reaction, just a blankly surprised stare
  2145. >You willed yourself to calm down, wiping your face of tears as you go to his writhing form, and you look at his pitiful state
  2146. >You grab him by the collar and raise him up with a little difficulty
  2147. >You make a mental note to start working out some more
  2148. >You set him leaning against the counter, and you make him look at you
  2149.  
  2150. 2/3
  2151. >>
  2152.  T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag  01/31/14(Fri)17:56 UTC-5 No.16022770Replies: >>16022787
  2153. >>16022754
  2154.  
  2155. “Hey, Justin?”
  2156. “Dude, you got knocked the hell out, for trying to take advantage of my girlfriend.”
  2157. >He was rather unresponsive, clutching his area and still whimpering
  2158. “Listen, I’ll be willing to forget what happened here, I’ll forget what you just tried to do, if you go in there and tell your agent that you want the deal with the studio, got it?”
  2159. >He didn’t answer, and you open his bloodshot eyes to make him look at you
  2160. “Got it?”
  2161. >He manages a quick nod, and you prop him up on your shoulder, looking back at Trixie
  2162. “It’s not like he would’ve been able to do it. I know you’re a lot tougher than he is anyways.”
  2163. >”Trixie doesn’t think it would take much”
  2164. >Take the wet cloth and apply it gently to the burn
  2165. >The three of you go out of the bathroom, Trixie first to make sure the coast was clear
  2166. >Turns out everyone else was waiting for you guys when you got back in
  2167. >>”Justin? What happened to you?”
  2168. “He went outside and was doing a shitty stunt, caught his dick on the railing.”
  2169. >He looked at you with a mixture of pain and anger
  2170. >You just stared him down until he had to sit down and orient himself, affirming what you said
  2171. >Trixie came up to you, wrapping her apparent arms around your shoulders
  2172. >It was an odd feeling, because you knew nothing was actually there, but you saw the arms
  2173. >Somehow, as if magic was at work, you heard her voice and breath in your ear
  2174. >”You’re very powerful when you want to be, anon.”
  2175.  
  2176. 3/4 son of a bitch
  2177.  
  2178. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag  01/31/14(Fri)17:58 UTC-5 No.16022787Replies: >>16022827 >>16022857 >>16022872
  2179. >>16022770
  2180.  
  2181. >She left you there with a chub
  2182. >Fuck, Trixie was right!
  2183. >Ever since she came into your life, whenever it was for her sake, you’ve been more alpha than your bullies in high school
  2184. >It was unreal how take-charge you’ve been lately
  2185. >It was a good feeling to have a bit of control in your life
  2186. >And you owed it all to her
  2187. >She gave you another smile when she walked away from you
  2188. >That’s when you decided, you were going to pay her back for everything she’s done, somehow
  2189. >Justin had played his part of the deal, and in return you and Trixie wouldn’t arrest him for sexual harassment
  2190. >He didn’t want another shitstorm under his belt
  2191. >The deal was sealed, signed and accounted for, and your hourly wage turned into a yearly salary, on paper at least
  2192. >Harry and Mr. Bateman (Your studio manager) congratulated the workers after the dealers left, told them a job well done, and sent everyone home for the week to prep for the ensuing changes
  2193. >Oddly enough, Harry gave you the keys and asked you to lock up tonight
  2194. >It was the perfect opportunity, and you took it
  2195. >Tonight was going to be magical
  2196.  
  2197. What do you think anon has planned, /mlp/? What will he do?
  2198. 4/4
  2199. critique always appreciated
  2200.  
  2201. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/02/14(Sun)22:09 UTC-5 No.16072886
  2202. Replies: >>16072918
  2203. File: 1391396973786.png-(413 KB, 600x600, trixieunamused.png)
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  2205.  
  2206. >By the time you got everything in the recording and sound booth turned off, everyone else but you and Trixie had left
  2207. >She dropped her illusion promptly, getting tired of sitting in a stall every time she wanted to rest
  2208. >It was good to see her in her natural form again, no matter how cute she was humanized
  2209. >You think about how blasphemous that thought would be on /mlp/
  2210. >Then again, they didn’t really have any actual experience on the matter
  2211. >You locked out the studio, making sure each door was secure
  2212. >However, you went inside the rec room and pulled something from one of the many libraries of old hard-copy discs they had, quickly stowing it into your jacket before Trixie could see
  2213. >It turns out she saw something, because she spoke up when you locked the door behind her
  2214. >”Mind telling Trixie what you just took from your workplace, Anon?”
  2215. >She had this quaint little smirk on her face, amused by the fact you’d steal from work
  2216. “Uh… I just left something in there, and I … just remembered to go get it, that’s all, yeah.”
  2217. >You fucking terrible liar beta
  2218. >”Please, don’t make her laugh. Trixie’s seen and done much more than she thinks you have, Anon, so don’t try to pussyhoof around. Tell her what it was, at least!”
  2219. >You stared at her incredulously, trying your dearest not to laugh out loud
  2220. >Pussyhoof was a new one
  2221. “Sorry, not this time Trix. You gotta wait, it’s a surprise.”
  2222. >”A surprise for who?”
  2223. “I’ll tell you if you come with me, kay?”
  2224. >”Don’t skimp out on Trixie, just remember who has the magic here!”
  2225. “And you remember who has the ride home.”
  2226. >Boo-yah
  2227. >
  2228. >You both got in the freezing cold car
  2229. >It had dropped nearly 20 degrees since you both were out here last, and it was most certainly below freezing
  2230. >”H-hurry up, fur only does so much to keep this brisk cold off!”
  2231.  
  2232. 1/?
  2233.  
  2234. >>
  2235. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/02/14(Sun)22:10 UTC-5 No.16072918
  2236. Replies: >>16072934
  2237.  
  2238. >>16072886
  2239.  
  2240. >You focus on getting the right key off your horribly disorganized keychain
  2241. >Finally, you get the key in
  2242. >Turn that ignition
  2243. >Turn that ignition
  2244. >T- Oh you fucking piece of shit car
  2245. >”Why is the vehicle… neighing?”
  2246. “It’s not neighing, it’s stalling… Let me go check the engine.”
  2247. >Briskly fold your light jacket over your arms, step back out
  2248. >Trixie’s horn began to glow as she huddled in on herself, a faint light eminating
  2249. >You suppose it was some sort of heat spell, but you were no longer in the cabin
  2250. >You unlatch the hood of your Lincoln, and start doing the normal checkups
  2251. >Previously checked gas, it was fine, sitting at ¾
  2252. >You were fine on oil, the level was still decently high and clear
  2253. >The wind began to drop the temperature even further
  2254. >The cold
  2255. >Oh no
  2256. >Antifreeze?
  2257. >You think you would have been angrier
  2258. >But after the powerful outbursts you had before, you figured you came full circle
  2259. >Not to say you could say the same about Trixie
  2260. >Lower the hood, and get back in the car
  2261. >Her magic was keeping a decent heat flow coming, impressive after the long day she had with her illusions
  2262.  
  2263. 2/3
  2264.  
  2265. >>
  2266. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/02/14(Sun)22:11 UTC-5 No.16072934
  2267. Replies: >>16072964
  2268.  
  2269. >>16072918
  2270.  
  2271. “Trixie?”
  2272. >”What is it, Anon? Trixie’s concentrating on not becoming an icicle.”
  2273. “Well, here’s the thing… Automobiles take a variety of different chemicals and fluids to function as autonomously as they do, like I told you before we left for the studio.”
  2274. >”…”
  2275. “You have gasoline that fuels the car, oil that keeps everything lubricated, some have washer fluid… Well, there’s another one called antifreeze.”
  2276. >”…”
  2277. “I-In layman’s terms, you need antifreeze to keep your engine from dying in the cold, …”
  2278. >”…”
  2279. >She looked absolutely livid
  2280. >Just say it, you’re alpha enough now, right?
  2281. “The car’s out of antifreeze.”
  2282. >”Anon, you’re going to tell Trixie that you have more of this chemical and that you were simply telling her for educational purposes.”
  2283. “..Wha-“
  2284. >”Because if you are not joking, I will personally force-feed your own-“
  2285. “We can get more, Trixie! It’s not like we’re stranded or anything, sorry if I implied that.”
  2286. >She rubs her face with her hoof, sighing in relief and indignation
  2287. “But I will have to hike about a mile to the nearest store to get some.”
  2288. >She looks right back up at you, baring her teeth
  2289. >”Couldn’t you have checked the status of this pile of junk before!?”
  2290. “Pile of junk—well, that’s true, but you were impressed by it before… Anyways, I needed to know if you were going to come with me or not. I understand if you don’t, because that illusion must’ve taken a lot out of you, right?”
  2291.  
  2292. 3/4 This is what I get for not going through with the ? plan
  2293.  
  2294. >>
  2295. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/02/14(Sun)22:13 UTC-5 No.16072964
  2296. Replies: >>16088868
  2297.  
  2298. >>16072934
  2299.  
  2300. >She eventually nods, but her expression changes
  2301. >No longer was there anger or annoyance, but concern and worry
  2302. >”You’ll be okay in this cold, won’t you?”
  2303. >It was such a heart-wrenching sight
  2304. >It made you think of her in the show, how she was always the one to show people up, or do whatever it took to make her look good, and yet, here she was, completely stripping her act in times of true crisis
  2305. >And for you, no less, Anon.
  2306. >You lean over and wrap your arm around her, placing your lips near her ear just as she did earlier
  2307. “I’ll be fine, Trixie. Just don’t worry.”
  2308. >With those words, you strip off your jacket, instantly regretting your decision
  2309. >You throw it around her as you get out of the car and start the long journey before she could protest
  2310.  
  2311. 4/4 Comments and critique always appreciated!
  2312.  
  2313. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/03/14(Mon)18:56 UTC-5 No.16088868
  2314. Replies: >>16088898
  2315. File: 1391471793849.jpg-(39 KB, 900x675, trixieinthemoonlight.jpg)
  2316. 39 KB
  2317.  
  2318. >>16072964
  2319.  
  2320. >Wait a minute
  2321. >You feel your pockets, hoping you remembered to bring it
  2322. >There it is, your cellphone
  2323. >Most people live on their smartphones or droids these days, but you’ve never really taken to them
  2324. >You barely ever had contact with people, so the cellphone was only if someone really needed to get a hold of you
  2325. >Or if you needed to do the same…
  2326. >This situation fits that second reason, you think, and now you don’t have to worry about freezing your ass off
  2327. >Back in the car, you go!
  2328. >Flip out your phone and start dialing your insurance company, while Trixie gave you an odd look
  2329. >”What’s that, Anon?”
  2330. “This is a communication device that I just remembered I had. You can talk with people around the world using something called radio waves, that travel at the speed of light and transfer sound from this speaker here, to the receiver on the other device.”
  2331. >She looked more impressed then when she first saw your car
  2332. >”A very useful gadget, Trixie agrees. She wants to know who you plan on.. phoning?”
  2333. >The phone’s up to your ear, and you put a finger on your lips as it rings
  2334. >>”Hello, you have reached AAA services. If you are looking for roadside assistance, press 1. If you would like to contact the ins—“
  2335. >You click one, getting a bit impatient
  2336. >A bit more ringing
  2337. >>”Hello, AAA roadside assistance, may I have your member’s identification number?”
  2338. >Shit
  2339. >You dig through your wallet, eventually finding the card and rattling off the number to the representative
  2340. >Trixie was still busy trying to heat the cabin, so she was thankfully quiet for that display
  2341. >>”Thank you, Anon. Please state the model of your vehicle and approximate location.”
  2342. >You rattle off your ’92 Lincoln and the name of your studio
  2343. >>”What services do you require?”
  2344. >You thought about the reason why your car wouldn’t start, barring the fluid problem
  2345. >That’s when it hits you
  2346.  
  2347. 1/3
  2348.  
  2349. >>
  2350. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/03/14(Mon)18:57 UTC-5 No.16088898
  2351. Replies: >>16088922
  2352.  
  2353. >>16088868
  2354.  
  2355. “I think the cold temperature killed off my battery, and I’m running very low on anti-freeze. I can’t get my car to start.”
  2356. >>”Okay Anon, we’re dispatching a service truck to your location, and we estimate it will take between 30 to 45 minutes. You’ll get a call from our customer service when he is within five minutes of your location. Do you need anything else, Sir?”
  2357. “That’ll be all.”
  2358. >>”Thank you, and please call if there are any complications.”
  2359. “Will do.”
  2360. >Hang up, and look at Trixie
  2361. >At some point during that conversation she had ran out of magic, it seems, because she looked very tired and was bunching your jacket around her
  2362. “Are you alright?”
  2363. >”D-does it look like Trixie is alright!?”
  2364. >You look back at the studio building, and you open the door again, getting out
  2365. >You walk over to her side and open the door
  2366. “C’mon, let’s go back inside, it’ll be a while before the help comes.”
  2367. >She complies immediately, curtly hopping out of the vehicle and trotting towards the locked doors
  2368. >
  2369. >Huh, that’s new
  2370. >You were able to access /mlp/ on your flip phone?
  2371. >Learn something new every day
  2372. >You had gotten yourself and Trixie in the studio pretty well, and were hanging in the rec room
  2373. >Trixie had fallen asleep in your jacket while you had some light music going in the high quality speakers all around the room
  2374.  
  2375. 2/3
  2376.  
  2377. >>
  2378. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/03/14(Mon)18:58 UTC-5 No.16088922
  2379. Replies: >>16089099 >>16108974
  2380.  
  2381. >>16088898
  2382.  
  2383. >While she was catching some Z’s, you had a thought
  2384. >You hadn’t checked the thread at all since Trixie was first delivered
  2385. >Maybe there actually were some others who got ponies, just like you?
  2386. >It was a longshot, and it’s not like you didn’t adapt well enough
  2387. >But some people have some really fucking weird waifus
  2388. >You’re a horrible person for it, but you wanted to see if anyone’s been wrecked yet by screwing up
  2389. >As you boot up the /mlp/ mobile version, you look for the options thread
  2390. >No dice, it 404’d
  2391. >Of course, it’s been a long time, so it isn’t surprising
  2392. >You didn’t even really care at this point. You had Trixie now, even if the guilt was still there
  2393. >For now, she seemed to be coping rather well, so unless she’s been bottling it up, you think she would be alright
  2394. >So why were you still checking this board for that thread?
  2395. >Interesting… Story Time had the same description
  2396. >Trixie was still asleep, so you might as well take a quick look
  2397. >It was the seventh thread?
  2398. >How many people has the OP done this to?
  2399. >It seems a lot, there were many people logging their experiences in greentexts
  2400. >These poor bastards
  2401. >Especially this guy asking for help with money and his location issue
  2402. >For some reason, that struck a chord with you
  2403. >You lived in such a shitty ghetto, and you knew if it weren’t for the deal you wrangled for the studio, you’d be having problems too
  2404. >You decided to post and give the guy an IRC chat link, and kept it up in case he wanted to talk
  2405. >After that, you set your phone down next to you, and kicked back, deciding to take in some of the music
  2406.  
  2407. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrPinX3VDuE [Embed]
  2408. 3/3
  2409. I wonder what's happening here? Comments and critique always appreciated
  2410.  
  2411. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/04/14(Tue)20:04 UTC-5 No.16108974
  2412. Replies: >>16108995 >>16110762
  2413. File: 1391562268256.jpg-(16 KB, 320x277, Trixiemystery.jpg)
  2414. 16 KB
  2415.  
  2416. >>16088922
  2417.  
  2418. >You had been talking with this guy for the last half hour, but you weren’t about to shut him down
  2419. >Poor guy. It was a sad display of irony for someone who has financial troubles to get a pony like Fancy Pants
  2420. >But you decided to give him a pick-me-up, your helpful nature plaguing your life once again
  2421. >That same nature that led you to be so considerate to Trixie
  2422. >You absent-mindedly wrote down his billing address when he gave it to you in your phone before you cut off the chat, and you sigh, slumping in your chair
  2423. >All of a sudden, your phone rang
  2424. >Loudly
  2425. >You forgot to turn silent mode on, and Trixie stirred from her nap
  2426. >You answer the phone, giving her a sheepish smile as she glared daggers at you
  2427. “Hello?”
  2428. >>”Hello, my name is Miranda, from AAA. Is this Anon?”
  2429. “Yes?”
  2430. >>”We’re very sorry for the inconvenience, but your service truck is going to be delayed due to extreme weather conditions. We are unable to give you an exact range of time, but we estimate it will be there before midnight.”
  2431. >Oh, damn, you hadn’t even thought about the weather
  2432. >Trixie had been stretching and yawning when you got up and went to the curtains
  2433. >Throw curtains to the side
  2434. >A fucking blizzard
  2435. >You suddenly heard hoofsteps, and Trixie was pushing you to the side to get a look outside
  2436. >You both sat there, staring half at the reflections in the window, and half at the already white background
  2437. >”How long was Trixie out?!”
  2438. “Oh… h… uh, okay, thanks for the notice, Miranda.”
  2439. >>”Again, sorry for the inconvenience. Please call us if there are any complications.”
  2440. “Right…”
  2441. >Click
  2442. >You close your phone, stuffing it in your pocket, still staring out into the whiteout
  2443. >So it was going to be a while in the rec room
  2444.  
  2445. 1/?
  2446.  
  2447. >>
  2448. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/04/14(Tue)20:05 UTC-5 No.16108995
  2449. Replies: >>16109014 >>16110762
  2450.  
  2451. >>16108974
  2452.  
  2453. >A bit of delay, but no worries… Right?
  2454. >Trixie steps away from the window, a low moan escaping her throat as she drudges back to her jacket bed
  2455. >”Well, this is perfect. Why did your humans decide it had to be a blizzard tonight, Anon?”
  2456. >…wat
  2457. “Wait, what?”
  2458. >”They could’ve at least given some sort of warning, is what Trixie’s trying to say.”
  2459. “Trixie, it’s not like that here. Humans… Don’t control the weather.”
  2460. >”…What?”
  2461. >This was a bit out of the left field, you thought she would’ve figured it out by now
  2462. >You try to explain to her how weather works on Earth, and you get an idea
  2463. “You know the Everfree Forest, Trix?”
  2464. >She looked taken aback
  2465. >”So, your weather here is completely uncontrolled, left to its own devices?”
  2466. “Well, we have technology that allows us to predict what kind of weather we’ll be having, but it’s not 100% accurate. We make do with it.”
  2467. >Trixie thought for a moment, apparently in disbelief
  2468. “Yeah, there’s some chaotic climates around the world because of it, but since magic and pegasi don’t exist here, there’s not much we can do. We’ve gotten pretty good and defending against it, though, so it’s not too much of a problem.”
  2469. >Trixie nods, oddly quiet
  2470. “So, in Equestria, the weather is controlled all over the country?”
  2471. >”In a way, yes…”
  2472.  
  2473. 2/?
  2474.  
  2475. >>
  2476. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/04/14(Tue)20:06 UTC-5 No.16109014
  2477. Replies: >>16109038 >>16110762
  2478.  
  2479. >>16108995
  2480.  
  2481. >You sense the hesitation in her speech
  2482. >You figured when you brought up the topic, it’d be a little awkward
  2483. >You still very vividly remember her reaction when you told her about the show
  2484. >She completely denied it and repressed it from her memory, maybe because you had shown her an episode way ahead of her time
  2485. >You didn’t want to open any old wounds, especially after you painstakingly tried to keep it together by helping her forget the whole thing
  2486. >But it had to come up sometime, and you figured now was as good a time as any
  2487. “Well, it’s just that I’ve taught and shown you a good deal of this world… Any chance I could get to know yours a little?”
  2488. >You wanted to tread lightly, but not to dance around the subject either
  2489. >”…Trixie… supposes, she could tell you a little… What did you want to know?”
  2490. >She was looking rather uncomfortable
  2491. >You assume it’s because she misses Equestria
  2492. >And that thought twinges your heart with guilt
  2493. >C’mon Anon, don’t let her see that
  2494. “Well, maybe not about your world specifically. I’d like… Well, to know more about you, honestly.”
  2495. >”Me?”
  2496. “Yeah. Where were you born, childhood, things like that. I want to get to know you more, Trix.”
  2497. >She closed her eyes, her head turning away from you as she stayed silent
  2498. “..What’s wrong?”
  2499. >”There’s nothing you need to know about me, Anonymous. It’s in the past, and I’d like to keep it that way.”
  2500. >Dropped the act
  2501. >A red flag starts waving frantically in your mind, but there was… something there, and you pursue it
  2502. “If I tell you a little more about me, will that help?”
  2503. >She’s silent
  2504.  
  2505. 3/?
  2506.  
  2507. >>
  2508. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/04/14(Tue)20:08 UTC-5 No.16109038
  2509. Replies: >>16109067 >>16110762
  2510.  
  2511. >>16109014
  2512.  
  2513. >You start pulling up memories of your life gone past, picking and choosing carefully what to tell her
  2514. >At some point during the ensuing exposition, you seem to have lost yourself in them, rambling on
  2515. “I was born in a city called Dayton. I was a bit of a hyper kid, had problems with attention, and that got me into trouble a lot. I had a normal, average family, had the occasional financial crisis, but nothing too major, I suppose… I was pretty introverted back then, so I didn’t have many friends. The ones I did get though, I’m still sort of friends with. I guess the first major thing that ever happened to me was when I first got into music. I was about seven or eight, about the same time I broke my foot doing something stupid; I think I jumped off my dresser trying to jump on my bed or something, it’s hazy, hehe… Anyways, I was in the hospital, and I had nothing to do but watch TV or listen to music. I didn’t like TV much at the time, but I loved that music. I had lain in that bed day and night listening to that music channel (until I got discharged, albeit), growing ever so attached to it, until at one point, right before I drifted off to sleep, I knew that I was going to do something with it, I was going to go into music, it was going to be… my life.”
  2516. >Trixie was looking at you with intent and sudden attention
  2517. “Then again, I wasn’t very creative, either. I can’t draw, or write, or sing. I definitely couldn’t make music, either, and it was a bit of a letdown for a long period of my life… That is, until I learned you could make a living in editing it. So, I suppose that’s where I ended up from that dream, and you’ve seen it firsthand.”
  2518.  
  2519. 4/?
  2520.  
  2521. >>
  2522. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/04/14(Tue)20:09 UTC-5 No.16109067
  2523. Replies: >>16109092 >>16110762
  2524.  
  2525. >>16109038
  2526.  
  2527. >You knew it wasn’t very personal the way you told it, but the details were things you rarely shared with anybody, or anypony for that matter
  2528. >”Your passion for music is wonderful, Anon. You remind me of someone I know who had passion just like that… I think you would be a great composer, if you put your mind to it, after all.”
  2529. >You bit your tongue to hold back the emotion that swelled up inside you from that
  2530. >Nobody’s ever told you anything like that before
  2531. >Trixie probably sees this
  2532. >”Really, Anon.”
  2533. >You nod, feigning that something was in your eyes as you dried them off
  2534. “Thank you, Trix. You don’t know how much that means to me, but I’m no good with it, trust me. Now, I told you a bit about me,”
  2535. >You get off your chair and go to sit down in front of her cross-legged
  2536. “Now it’s your turn.”
  2537. >You gave the most genuine smile you possibly could, which was easy given her uncharacteristically soothing words
  2538. >Trixie looked down at the ground again. You studied her, and you were surprised to find a sudden anger...
  2539. >…Or…
  2540. >Was it sadness?
  2541. “Okay, you want to know about me? I was a traveling magician that barely made ends meet.”
  2542. >You both sat there silently
  2543. >For her sake, you had hoped she was just prepping, but the silence dragged on
  2544. “That’s all you’re going to tell me?”
  2545. >”Yes. Do you have a problem with that?”
  2546. >You actually do, that was a bit unfair
  2547.  
  2548. 5/7
  2549.  
  2550. >>
  2551. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/04/14(Tue)20:10 UTC-5 No.16109092
  2552. Replies: >>16109120 >>16110762
  2553.  
  2554. >>16109067
  2555.  
  2556. “…Yeah, I do. Come on, just tell me a little bit about yourself. So what if I saw you on a stupid TV show? I want to know the real you, not some fake in a fake story.”
  2557. >”NO.”
  2558. >The forcefulness of her command stopped you from leaning in
  2559. >But the sudden ferocity, the pure… hatred on her face, stopped you completely
  2560. >Why was she hiding this so much? What happened to her that’s… doing this?
  2561. >Trixie threw herself on her hooves and trotted to the window, completely ignoring you for the blizzard
  2562. >And you were speechless
  2563. >You sat there, looking at her, wondering why you were pushing so hard
  2564. >What the hell was wrong with you?
  2565.  
  2566. 6/7
  2567.  
  2568. >>
  2569. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/04/14(Tue)20:11 UTC-5 No.16109120
  2570. Replies: >>16109475 >>16110762 >>16110969
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  2573.  
  2574. >>16109092
  2575.  
  2576. >Before you could figure that out, however, Trixie spoke again, still avoiding your gaze
  2577. >”You want to know about me, Anon?”
  2578. >Her voice was sullen…
  2579. >”I’m an orphan, taken from my parents by a bunch of cider-guzzling carnies. I learned magic I never wanted to learn, made to be a showmare against my will. I never wanted to be the Great and Powerful Trixie, I just… I just wanted to be me. I never got that chance. I got so fed up with it, I just left, went out on my own, nothing but my little cabin that I pulled around myself… But I didn’t know what else to do with my life. All I knew at that point was magic. I didn’t get to go to school, didn’t get to win any awards or get accepted to any academies… Instead I got terrible, amateur gigs that barely paid for my food. Most nights I was scrounging for food in the dumpsters behind restaurants, or hoarding from the afterparties of shows that I didn’t even get a headline in.”
  2580. >It was all she could muster not to burst from crying, her voice betraying her.
  2581. >”Sometimes, I had to do other things to get bits, when my supplies ran low.... Sometimes I had to take side jobs that a trained monkey could do… Sometimes I had to use my magic in very wrong ways… Sometimes… I… I had to u-use my body in w-wrong ways…”
  2582. >She could no longer hold the dams, and you saw more tears begin to fall from her window reflection
  2583. >”It… It was all I could do, to get out of bed in the mornings… Just to face another day in hell. It’s why I walk out of that door every day, and… put up this little act, this façade of arrogant pride, because it helps me cope with the fact that nobody can see that scared little foal wishing she didn’t have to live like that… that she… didn’t want to l-live at all.”
  2584. >…
  2585. >You…
  2586.  
  2587. 7/7
  2588.  
  2589. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/04/14(Tue)21:50 UTC-5 No.16110969
  2590. Replies: >>16111363
  2591.  
  2592. >>16109120
  2593.  
  2594. >”So there, Anon… You know a little more about me. You know why I never brought up Equestria.”
  2595. >You… had no idea what to say…
  2596. >”I guess I just wanted to forget it, you know… Honestly, you’ll think I’m crazy, but… After the shock died down, when I first met you… It was liberating. When you told me you’d take me in, you’d let me live with you… I thought it was a dream. Sure, it was a bit strange, living with a human, never to see anyone you knew again, but I didn’t have anybody I wanted to see anyways. I didn’t have to worry about food anymore… Didn’t have to get up and see the shame that my wrecked little life has been… I just woke up to you, Anon. And, the way you so selflessly showed me that compassion, laughed and played with me, that long night of joy you brought… I couldn’t even begin to describe how that made me feel. It was like, I could completely start over, a new life to take over that hell… A good life.”
  2597. >”It’s… It’s all I’ve ever wanted, Anon. You’ve given me that chance.”
  2598. >Before you even realized it, there was a shimmering white mane tickling your nose, and hooves wrapped around your neck.
  2599. >You wrap your arms around her as tight as they can go, and you wouldn’t ever let go.
  2600. >You couldn’t let go.
  2601. >For the first time you’ve ever lived, you didn’t feel like you had to say anything.
  2602.  
  2603. I felt bad for leaving it on a cliffhanger like that, even if this one sort of is too
  2604.  
  2605. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/09/14(Sun)02:08 UTC-5 No.16191952
  2606. Replies: >>16191971
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  2609.  
  2610. >>16191687
  2611.  
  2612. >It had been a very emotional night
  2613. >You and Trixie were much closer than before now, almost as if you’d known each other for years
  2614. >When the service truck came and she had her illusion up, she wouldn’t keep off you
  2615. >Not that you minded, especially in the cold
  2616. >It was a bit of a bummer that you weren’t able to give her that good night you wanted, but in a way it was better that it worked out this way
  2617. >Now that you have time to plan, you were going to make it special
  2618. >You got home safely, and Trixie forced you to take the bed
  2619. >You protested as much as you could, but in the end, you both knew Trixie would sleep a lot better than you ever would on that shitty furniture
  2620. >After a long night’s sleep, you let her have some alone time after that moment, and went off to the bank to get out your savings
  2621. >It wasn’t that much, but it was still a few grand, and a few grand you’d need
  2622. >Before you did anything with it, you went to the post office and mailed a hefty $1,200 to that guy with Fancy Pants
  2623. >Hopefully that would get him by for a few weeks
  2624. >The first real part was going to the store, and that got awkward fast
  2625. >Along with a large assortment of vegetables, fruits and spices of a large variety after being given a list by Trixie of what she likes
  2626. >And 15 10-can packs of monster, for good measure
  2627. >You had also gotten a small weight set
  2628. >You were going to start working out a little bit, because the last few days have been a wonderful reminder of how out of shape you were
  2629. >Another reminder is when you were wheezing by the time you finished loading them all into your car
  2630. >As an afterthought, you had also gotten her a few different hats to wear around
  2631. >A few ball caps with interesting quips on the front, A beanie or two… and a fedora. It was there, more of an impulse buy
  2632. >She loved the gifts and gave you another rare Trixie hug
  2633. >You were a bit prone to believing they’d get less rare overtime, though
  2634. >All in all, good times
  2635.  
  2636. 1/4
  2637.  
  2638. >>
  2639. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/09/14(Sun)02:09 UTC-5 No.16191971
  2640. Replies: >>16191991
  2641.  
  2642. >>16191952
  2643.  
  2644. >When you had come back, though, the day had just begun
  2645. >Trixie figured out how to work the discs and some of the other consoles, and had found Starfox 64
  2646. >That was a fun night
  2647. >Throughout the week, you showed her the history of video games through your collection (Mainly from the PS2/Gamecube era, as you were going to wait to show her the new ultra-realistic stuff so she could appreciate the earlier eras like a gamer SHOULD!)
  2648. >You’ve managed to get around to what she’s been asking for, too
  2649. >You had some problems on where exactly to start, but you settled on the beginnings of civilization, teaching her about the first permanent settlements and the start of various empires like the Sumerians
  2650. >She loved the knowledge, being so interested it was like having an egotistical Twilight
  2651. >Your little history sessions wore well into many nights, asking you so many questions and you looking everything up with your laptop it was like being in a college history class
  2652. >As the week wore on, Trixie had begun to drop her third-person act willingly, and had tried to tone down her egotism. It didn’t work all that well, but it was something that’d take practice and it was a very nice gesture on her part
  2653. >You still weren’t exactly sure why, though. Maybe it was because she was more comfortable around you after that night you shared? Or since she knows she won’t be doing her magic act anymore, there’s no need?
  2654. >It simply made you all the more determined to make that night special
  2655. >You used the rest of your savings to get her a rather expensive gift
  2656. >It was going to be a while before it came, but when it did, you know she’d love you for it
  2657. >That wasn’t why you were doing it, though. It was going to be a very useful gift as well as thoughtful
  2658.  
  2659. 2/4
  2660.  
  2661. >>
  2662. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/09/14(Sun)02:10 UTC-5 No.16191991
  2663. Replies: >>16192021
  2664.  
  2665. >>16191971
  2666.  
  2667. >You wanted to show Trixie that you definitely wanted her here, especially after she so painstakingly told you about her past that she never wanted to tell you in the first place
  2668. >The rest of the week past rather uneventfully (compared with what’s already taken place), just having a grand time with her
  2669. >She grew on you ever closer, and you had a feeling it was mutual
  2670. >This was truly a life you could live to its fullest…
  2671. >
  2672. >OW, SHIT!
  2673. “OW, SHIT!”
  2674. >”If you space out like that again, I’ll do more than slap you upside the head, now help me clear this room!”
  2675. “It’s not like we’ve died yet, calm down!”
  2676. >”Don’t tell me to calm down, now go in there and cover me with some of those blue sticky bombs!”
  2677. >Halo
  2678. >Her first venture into first person shooters, and what you’d like to think was the line between ‘video game fantasy’ and ‘strive for realism’ graphics and special effects
  2679. >You tried to avoid it as long as possible, but she kept getting suspicious when you avoided the entire right wall of the game room every time you chose a game to play
  2680. >She loved the story, but was quickly engrossed by the gameplay
  2681. >This was your final night together before you went back to work
  2682. >And you’d be going full time, leaving much less time with you and her together
  2683. >It was a joyous, yet somber occasion, and you rallied together more money and purchased you and Trixie Subway
  2684. >And you had meat, damnit
  2685.  
  2686. 3/4
  2687.  
  2688. >>
  2689. T.G.A.P. Trixie Has Arrived Trixiefag 02/09/14(Sun)02:12 UTC-5 No.16192021
  2690.  
  2691. >>16191991
  2692.  
  2693. >It took her a while to get used to the smell, but let’s face it- you were a carnivore at heart
  2694. >Besides, once the monsters got cracked open, there wasn’t any smell to be used to except pure caffeine
  2695. >So, celebrating the night, you rushed in and did as she said, finally taking on your first hunters
  2696. >The green laser completely wrecks Trixie from behind after she started firing
  2697. >You desperately switch to your fuel rod that you were trying to save for later and start blasting away
  2698. >The other hunter was just a bit too fast, though, and knocked you through the wall
  2699. >Restart #175
  2700. “Well, that sucked.”
  2701. >”You suck!”
  2702. “One of these days I’ll teach you how to make a real comeback.”
  2703. >”You were the one who said, ‘ooh, ooh, let’s pick legendary, it’ll be fun’, even though I explicitly read all of the difficulties and wanted to try something easier, but no, we just charged in head first!”
  2704. “What’s the fun in a game if you don’t take chances?”
  2705. >”…You suck.”
  2706. “I get that a lot, apparently.”
  2707. >Ring, ring
  2708. “Huh? Oh. One sec.”
  2709. >You put down your controller as Trixie takes herself a monster break
  2710. >You wanted to know who the hell was calling you at… 3:20 a.m.
  2711. >Dear lord, this night’s been flying by
  2712. >Oh well, just go answer the phone
  2713. >You pick up the phone, standing there awkwardly in the livingroom as you commit to human social norms by quipping the most common phone greeting on the planet
  2714. “Howdy-doodly, who the hell’s calling at this hour?”
  2715.  
  2716. 4/4 Who's calling so late, /mlp/?
  2717. Comments and critique always appreciated!