- love/1000 - FracturedFlow
- >day love and hugs in equestria
- >you wake up
- >insert morning routine here
- >eat breakfast
- >you're excited; today you have another date with pinkie
- >you love her to bits; shes a cheerful bundle of energy that has reality-bending powers
- >though you two are an odd pair, with yourself being reserved
- >but you guess its true what they say, love is blind
- >you open the door to a beautiful sunny morning
- >you head on over to sugarcube corner
- >as you open the door, you are nearly sent into the stratosphere as a pink ballistic projectile collides with you
- >"HEYANONIMSOHAPPYTOSEEYOUAND-"
- >you silence her with a kiss; well sort of
- >you can feel her babbling as you kiss her
- >she eventually stops talking and returns the kiss
- >you pull away, blushing, a grin on your face
- >its hard to tell, but you think pinkie is blushing too
- "so, pinkie, what shall we do today?"
- >youre grinning; you could spend the rest of your life with this pony, following her on her escapades
- >"CAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKE"
- >you chuckle to yourself
- >shes always going on about some sweet
- >you have an idea
- "how about we eat cake by the lake? im a poet and i didnt know it! it could be a picnic!"
- >"OH BOY! I'D LOVE TO, ANON!"
- >she zips into sugarcube corner, and almost instantly reappears
- >you check your watch; 49 milliseconds. not bad.
- >she has a picnic basket, bulging with cake
- >you grin and stroke her mane
- >she smiles up at you, and you two head to a lake
- >meanwhile...
- >"that dastardly anon! i shall make him love me!" a yellow pegasus declares, lurking in the bushes
- >you and pinkie set up the picnic
- >there is almost no room for you two on the blanket, there is so much cake
- >pinkie proceeds to engorge herself as you eat a slice of cake
- >the cakes under go a complete genocide; mass slaughter of the sugary kind ensues, and pinkie leaves no survivors
- "pinkie, slow down, you'll get a..."
- >all the cake is gone before you finish saying her name
- "stomach ache..."
- >pinkie pie lies down, clutching her stomach
- >"ohhh... i think i ate too much..."
- >you stroke her cheek
- "i tried to warn you..."
- >she groans "ugh... i feel so full... im getting sleepy..."
- >she rests her head on your lap
- >you gently stoke her mane
- >after a while, you hear her snore softy
- >she really did fall asleep
- >you give her a quick kiss on the cheek
- >she murmurs softly in her sleep, then giggles
- >"love you.... anon... cake...."
- >you d'awww with the force of a thousand suns
- and now for the real ending
- >after your heart recovers, you sigh contentedly
- >a shadow falls over you
- >you idly wonder what it could be; theres hardly a cloud in the sky
- >you look up to see fluttershy...
- >and a pipe that cracks you on the head, knocking you out cold
- >you awake several hours later with a throbbing skull, and are completely tied up
- >fluttershy turns and looks at you
- >"oh, youre finally awake, anon"
- >you glare
- "fluttershy, let me go!"
- >"im sorry, anon, i cant do that"
- >a horrible thought enters your head
- "wheres pinkie pie?!"
- >flutters looks at you innocently; "who?"
- >you glare
- "WHERES PINKIE?!"
- >flutters sighs
- >"if you must know..." she tosses something at you
- >you look at it in horror
- >its a pink hoof
- >covered in blood, the tendons an ligaments still hanging from it, as if it were torn out of the arm
- >you scream
- >fluttershy tsks
- >"now, now, anon, is that any way to thank me?"
- "THANK YOU?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO PINKIE?!"
- >fluttershy smirks; " i made sure she would never get in the way of our love again"
- >she drags a body into the light
- >at least, you think its a body
- >its hard to tell
- >there are bones sticking out of it at weird angles, all the skin and hair has been removed
- >it looks like the legs were torn off and shoved into the back
- >the entire digestive tract is missing, as well as all the skin and muscle in the area
- >all thats left is the spine
- >there are razors in the eyes, the nose has been cut off with what could have been a saw, and the lower half of the jaw is missing
- >wait, razors in the eyes... those large, beautiful, blue eyes...
- >PINKIE?!
- >you scream
- "what did you do, you psychotic bitch?!"
- >fluttershy kisses you, muffling your screams
- >"dont worry anon, now we can be together, forever"
- >you hear a groan come from the pile of flesh
- >"ah.. ah..."
- >shes alive?!
- >oh god... oh god no no no no no
- >you vomit
- >the pile of flesh speaks again
- >"ah... non... i... luh... vvvv... y...."
- >it quivers, then goes silent
- >you sob; why, why, why?!
- >fluttershy glares at the pile of flesh
- >"apparently you didnt suffer enough!" she yells
- >you look on as fluttershy takes a knife to the pile of flesh and hacks away at it
- >you hear some thin wails as the deformed body gets carved up
- >you stare on, your mind numb
- >fluttershy goes back over to you
- >"eat this, now~!" she yells
- >she's holding a tongue
- >you cry out
- >she takes advantage and shoves the tongue in your mouth
- >the salty blood chokes you, and you start crying
- >"EAT IT!" fluttershy screams
- >sobbing, you chew the tongue and swallow it
- >flutters kisses you
- >"now, we are alone, together, forever, anon, my love"
- >your shell-shocked brain finally gives, and all thats left in your mind is white noise
- >fin
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