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Flutterrape: Night in Canterlot

By: FlutterRapeFan on Jan 6th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.18 KB  |  hits: 39  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Fuck It’s Hot Here in Equestria
  2. >Shit, Shower, Shave
  3. >Seems like the usual morning
  4. >Wait for the knock on door
  5. >Three seconds later you're not disappointed
  6. >Make your way past the garbage dump that is your living room
  7. >Open door
  8. “Okay Flutters, which fetish is it now?”
  9. >Derpy stands there
  10. >She now looks more confused
  11. >“I only flutter because it’s easier to deliver mail this way.”
  12. >She looks hurt, but a little bit curious
  13. >“What's a fetish mister?”
  14. >You think quickly
  15. “It’s a human term for mail”
  16. >“Oh, in that case I got a pretty little fetish for you”
  17. >...What have you created....
  18. >With a sigh, you take a small, scroll from Derpy
  19. “Thanks”
  20. >“Anytime mister, I love presenting my fetishes to you”
  21. >You wait until she flies away
  22. >You shudder, and decide to forget this ever happened
  23. >Butterflybutt has been watching from a nearby bush the whole time
  24.  
  25. >She pokes her head out
  26. >“He he, looks like I may have some competition”
  27. >You give her your best angry glare
  28. “Like I was saying, present your fetish, and be at peace”
  29. >She looks a little disgruntled
  30. >“Actually, I had a great one for today, but while I wasn’t paying attention the hamster escaped, and I can’t seem to find my glass tube anywhere”
  31. >Must. Kill. Brain.
  32. >You suddenly feel like skipping breakfast
  33. >“Anyways, I was hoping that perhaps today you might hint me towards your fetish”
  34. >Idea!
  35. “I have a better idea, I’ll tell you”
  36. >You lean in close to her
  37. >She’s fidgety from sheer giddiness  
  38. “Nothing gets me harder than fucking someone who’s asleep”
  39. >She takes a second to process that
  40. >Takes a few more
  41. >She understands that if she is to appeal to you, she will not be conscious to experience it
  42. >Itsworking.gif
  43. >She walks off defeated
  44. >Today is going to be a good day
  45.  
  46. >You carefully open the letter, which is obviously from Celestia
  47. >Well, who else uses paper that looks like it’s from the last century
  48. >“ Dear Anon”
  49. >“It has come to my attention that despite you being the most unique creature in Equestria, we have hardly spent any time together ”
  50. >“As your ruling princess, I would like to invite you over to Canterlot castle for the weekend”
  51. >“Perhaps we may just get to know each other better”
  52. >A personal invitation from the most powerful being in this world
  53. >This day just keeps getting better
  54. >When you stop reading and look up, you see the mane 6 standing in front of you with their bags
  55. >How did they even get there?
  56. >Purple smart seems to know what's going on
  57. >“Common Anon, there's a train to Canterlot leaving in about an hour”
  58. >You check your reflection in the window of your house
  59. >Hair is crazy, clothes ruffled, eyes baggy
  60. >Whynot.jpg
  61. “Well, then lets head off, I don’t want to miss the train”
  62. >As you head towards the train station, you notice pink haired mumbler looks unusually sad
  63. >You notice some guilt pop up
  64. >Fuck it, at least she’s stopped the wild guessing  
  65.  
  66. >The train ride took about 4 hours
  67. >The whole time Flutterbutt sat staring sadly into a window
  68. >Why the hell do you feel so bad?
  69. >Probably because she now has to live knowing how to get to you, but unable to do so
  70. >You're going to have to make it up to her
  71. >Maybe you’ll ask Celestia to find a good colt for her
  72. >All in good time
  73. >You step out of the train
  74. >Holly crap that's a big castle
  75. >You wonder how they built it
  76. >Probably magic
  77. >Or slavery
  78. >A mix of both?
  79. >You couldn’t care less
  80. >Celestia meets you at the train station
  81. >Luna is there too, but she looks like you do after three all-nighters in a  row
  82. >Fluttershy suddenly perks up
  83. >Maybe she finally got over you
  84. >Yea, keep dreaming
  85. >After introductions, you're led to the room in the castle you will reside in for the weekend
  86. >Time to prepare for dinner
  87.  
  88. >You arrive at the banquet hall
  89. >Shit’s huge
  90. >The mane 6 and the princesses are there already
  91. >This time Luna looks alert, while Celestia is suppressing yawns
  92. >Fucking royalty, how do they work
  93. >Fluttershy and Luna are discussing something away from the group
  94. >Everyone is seated at a table now
  95. >There actually some meat
  96. >Dig in, much to the repulse of everyone present
  97. >Hatersgonnahate.avi
  98. >As you chow down on what tastes like chicken you notice Fluttershy and Luna still deep in conversation
  99. >Well, at least she’s done sulking
  100. >You also notice Celestia giving you a look
  101. >A slightly familiar look
  102. >Oh god, those are the bedroom eyes
  103. >This is not going to end well
  104. >Celestia is now playing around with a banana
  105. >Dear god, that's not how you eat it
  106. >Everyone seems oblivious to it
  107. >Dinner ends, everyone returns to their rooms
  108. >As you enter yours, you notice Celestia follow you in
  109.  
  110. >Fuckfuckfuck
  111. “Why good evening princess, what can I do for you?”
  112. >Crap, that was a terrible way to ask
  113. >“Well Anon, I'm sure you can do a lot for me, but well come to that later”
  114. >Fucking knew it
  115. >You look around the room
  116. >Notice the bed has belts attached to it
  117. >How did you not see that the first time you were here?
  118. >The door shuts magically
  119. >Notice that she’s actually like twice your size
  120. >She shoves you onto the bed, you don’t resist
  121. >“I hope you don’t mind the belt straps, I just find them exciting”
  122. >Fuck yea I mind
  123. >Must think fast
  124. >She ties your left arm to a bedpost
  125. “Why princess, how about we go for a quickie before we get into the delicate stuff?”
  126. >You can tell she’s actually quite horny at this point
  127. >Without a second thought she pounces onto you
  128.  
  129. >Thankfully, at that moment, Luna bursts in
  130. >“Hey sis, the guards need you in the main hall”
  131. >Bullshit
  132. >No one can be this lucky
  133. >Celestia freezes mid-leap
  134. >Decides  that even she won’t do something like this in front of her sister
  135. >They both walk out of the room
  136. >Quickly un-strap your arm
  137. >Check door
  138. >Locked
  139. >You hear hoofsteps in the hall soon
  140. >Fuckitall.gif
  141. >Jump out of the window
  142. >After about 10 minutes of comedic falling, fall into some conveniently placed bushes
  143. >Somehow you're still alive
  144. >Sprint for the train station
  145. >Get on to the first Ponyville train
  146. >Start thanking all the gods from earth in alphabetical order
  147. >Maybe you’ll even get to sleep a little tonight
  148.  
  149. >Fall asleep on the train
  150. >Mid dream, you hear a familiar voice
  151. >“Hey darling, remember what you said about your fetish?”
  152. >Oh no
  153. >Oh fuck no
  154. >Suddenly see Luna and Fluttershy walk across the landscape of your dreams
  155. >How did you not see this coming
  156. >“Technically we’re both asleep right now, but at the same time we’re together”
  157. >You can guess what she’s going to say next
  158. >“Also, I think you owe both me and Luna here a favour for getting you away from Celestia”
  159. >This isn’t happening
  160. >“But if you're so hesitant, there's always other methods”
  161. >Yellow rapist pone nods at Luna
  162. >Suddenly you're strapped to a bed, naked, and somehow rock hard
  163. >You shake your head and begin pleading
  164. >They couldn’t care less
  165. >You count, and realise that in the best case scenario you're going to be sleeping for another 3 hours
  166. >3 hours with them
  167. >In a desolate world
  168. >Fluttershy climbs on to the bed
  169. >Looks like you have no choice but spend the next 3 hours
  170. >Fucking Fluttershy
  171. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o