- >Day Fuck It’s Hot Here in Equestria
- >Shit, Shower, Shave
- >Seems like the usual morning
- >Wait for the knock on door
- >Three seconds later you're not disappointed
- >Make your way past the garbage dump that is your living room
- >Open door
- “Okay Flutters, which fetish is it now?”
- >Derpy stands there
- >She now looks more confused
- >“I only flutter because it’s easier to deliver mail this way.”
- >She looks hurt, but a little bit curious
- >“What's a fetish mister?”
- >You think quickly
- “It’s a human term for mail”
- >“Oh, in that case I got a pretty little fetish for you”
- >...What have you created....
- >With a sigh, you take a small, scroll from Derpy
- “Thanks”
- >“Anytime mister, I love presenting my fetishes to you”
- >You wait until she flies away
- >You shudder, and decide to forget this ever happened
- >Butterflybutt has been watching from a nearby bush the whole time
- >She pokes her head out
- >“He he, looks like I may have some competition”
- >You give her your best angry glare
- “Like I was saying, present your fetish, and be at peace”
- >She looks a little disgruntled
- >“Actually, I had a great one for today, but while I wasn’t paying attention the hamster escaped, and I can’t seem to find my glass tube anywhere”
- >Must. Kill. Brain.
- >You suddenly feel like skipping breakfast
- >“Anyways, I was hoping that perhaps today you might hint me towards your fetish”
- >Idea!
- “I have a better idea, I’ll tell you”
- >You lean in close to her
- >She’s fidgety from sheer giddiness
- “Nothing gets me harder than fucking someone who’s asleep”
- >She takes a second to process that
- >Takes a few more
- >She understands that if she is to appeal to you, she will not be conscious to experience it
- >Itsworking.gif
- >She walks off defeated
- >Today is going to be a good day
- >You carefully open the letter, which is obviously from Celestia
- >Well, who else uses paper that looks like it’s from the last century
- >“ Dear Anon”
- >“It has come to my attention that despite you being the most unique creature in Equestria, we have hardly spent any time together ”
- >“As your ruling princess, I would like to invite you over to Canterlot castle for the weekend”
- >“Perhaps we may just get to know each other better”
- >A personal invitation from the most powerful being in this world
- >This day just keeps getting better
- >When you stop reading and look up, you see the mane 6 standing in front of you with their bags
- >How did they even get there?
- >Purple smart seems to know what's going on
- >“Common Anon, there's a train to Canterlot leaving in about an hour”
- >You check your reflection in the window of your house
- >Hair is crazy, clothes ruffled, eyes baggy
- >Whynot.jpg
- “Well, then lets head off, I don’t want to miss the train”
- >As you head towards the train station, you notice pink haired mumbler looks unusually sad
- >You notice some guilt pop up
- >Fuck it, at least she’s stopped the wild guessing
- >The train ride took about 4 hours
- >The whole time Flutterbutt sat staring sadly into a window
- >Why the hell do you feel so bad?
- >Probably because she now has to live knowing how to get to you, but unable to do so
- >You're going to have to make it up to her
- >Maybe you’ll ask Celestia to find a good colt for her
- >All in good time
- >You step out of the train
- >Holly crap that's a big castle
- >You wonder how they built it
- >Probably magic
- >Or slavery
- >A mix of both?
- >You couldn’t care less
- >Celestia meets you at the train station
- >Luna is there too, but she looks like you do after three all-nighters in a row
- >Fluttershy suddenly perks up
- >Maybe she finally got over you
- >Yea, keep dreaming
- >After introductions, you're led to the room in the castle you will reside in for the weekend
- >Time to prepare for dinner
- >You arrive at the banquet hall
- >Shit’s huge
- >The mane 6 and the princesses are there already
- >This time Luna looks alert, while Celestia is suppressing yawns
- >Fucking royalty, how do they work
- >Fluttershy and Luna are discussing something away from the group
- >Everyone is seated at a table now
- >There actually some meat
- >Dig in, much to the repulse of everyone present
- >Hatersgonnahate.avi
- >As you chow down on what tastes like chicken you notice Fluttershy and Luna still deep in conversation
- >Well, at least she’s done sulking
- >You also notice Celestia giving you a look
- >A slightly familiar look
- >Oh god, those are the bedroom eyes
- >This is not going to end well
- >Celestia is now playing around with a banana
- >Dear god, that's not how you eat it
- >Everyone seems oblivious to it
- >Dinner ends, everyone returns to their rooms
- >As you enter yours, you notice Celestia follow you in
- >Fuckfuckfuck
- “Why good evening princess, what can I do for you?”
- >Crap, that was a terrible way to ask
- >“Well Anon, I'm sure you can do a lot for me, but well come to that later”
- >Fucking knew it
- >You look around the room
- >Notice the bed has belts attached to it
- >How did you not see that the first time you were here?
- >The door shuts magically
- >Notice that she’s actually like twice your size
- >She shoves you onto the bed, you don’t resist
- >“I hope you don’t mind the belt straps, I just find them exciting”
- >Fuck yea I mind
- >Must think fast
- >She ties your left arm to a bedpost
- “Why princess, how about we go for a quickie before we get into the delicate stuff?”
- >You can tell she’s actually quite horny at this point
- >Without a second thought she pounces onto you
- >Thankfully, at that moment, Luna bursts in
- >“Hey sis, the guards need you in the main hall”
- >Bullshit
- >No one can be this lucky
- >Celestia freezes mid-leap
- >Decides that even she won’t do something like this in front of her sister
- >They both walk out of the room
- >Quickly un-strap your arm
- >Check door
- >Locked
- >You hear hoofsteps in the hall soon
- >Fuckitall.gif
- >Jump out of the window
- >After about 10 minutes of comedic falling, fall into some conveniently placed bushes
- >Somehow you're still alive
- >Sprint for the train station
- >Get on to the first Ponyville train
- >Start thanking all the gods from earth in alphabetical order
- >Maybe you’ll even get to sleep a little tonight
- >Fall asleep on the train
- >Mid dream, you hear a familiar voice
- >“Hey darling, remember what you said about your fetish?”
- >Oh no
- >Oh fuck no
- >Suddenly see Luna and Fluttershy walk across the landscape of your dreams
- >How did you not see this coming
- >“Technically we’re both asleep right now, but at the same time we’re together”
- >You can guess what she’s going to say next
- >“Also, I think you owe both me and Luna here a favour for getting you away from Celestia”
- >This isn’t happening
- >“But if you're so hesitant, there's always other methods”
- >Yellow rapist pone nods at Luna
- >Suddenly you're strapped to a bed, naked, and somehow rock hard
- >You shake your head and begin pleading
- >They couldn’t care less
- >You count, and realise that in the best case scenario you're going to be sleeping for another 3 hours
- >3 hours with them
- >In a desolate world
- >Fluttershy climbs on to the bed
- >Looks like you have no choice but spend the next 3 hours
- >Fucking Fluttershy
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