- >Day Excruciating Migraine in Equestria
- >You wake up at 7 am to the sound of wubbing
- >Feel like you're going to kill someone
- >Apparently ponies only listen to two types of music, earth shattering dubstep and slow classical
- >And they take their music seriously
- >Your ears have been getting molested by the loud dubstep since yesterday afternoon
- >You have no clue how a party on the other side of Ponyville could cause such a terrifying amount of noise
- >Skip the triple s, there's shit to be done
- >You pull on some pants and the closest shirt
- >Walk out your door to find that the music is even louder outside
- >You dig some earplugs you tried using during the night and jam them in
- >Defence: +3
- >Begin the agonizingly slow walk towards town
- >On your way there you come across Fluttershy
- >She must be just on her way to your house
- >She’s wearing a skin tight BDSM suit and has a strap-on stuck to her forehead
- >Didn't she already do something like that?
- >Yellow pone is surprised to see you
- >She begins to chat away
- >You can’t hear shit
- >You point to your ears and point towards the source of the demonic sound waves
- >She seems to understand
- >Pulls out a notepad with a pencil
- >You don’t even want to know from where
- >“Do you feel horny right now Anon?” she scribbles
- >You shake your head frantically
- >She kicks the ground
- >“Darn, I was hoping this would be the one”
- >She can’t be serious
- >“So anyways, you wanna do something?”
- >She’s scribbling rather fast for someone writing with their mouth
- >You take the pad from her
- “I was hoping to go yell across town until they turned down the music”
- >Wow, seeing your idea on paper makes you realise how stupid you are
- >You don’t care at this point
- >This unholy cacophony needs to stop
- >“I’ll help”
- >What would she do to help?
- >Maybe she’ll come up with some bullshit regarding animals
- >Crap, if she does help, she will obviously ask for something in return
- >Pray it will not come to that
- >You and Butterflybutt arrive at the party
- >Half of Ponyville is there
- >The ground is actually shaking with the beat
- >At one point the bass drops so hard Berry Punch falls off her chair
- >All these ponies around you are either wasted completely or getting there
- >You advance towards the centre of the noise
- >Its a stage with Dj. P0n3
- >Who else...
- >You approach the stage with Flutterbutt following
- >You catch the sight of Vinyl bobbing to the beat
- >As you approach you get a nice sight of her from behind
- >Datflank.iso
- >Vinyl is probably the only pony you actually ever found even slightly appealing
- >According to Dash though, she wasn’t exactly batting for her team
- >You push through the very last wave of ponies and climb on to the stage
- >This is made unusually difficult by the shaking vibration around you
- >You tap Vinyl on the shoulder
- >She turns around, grins and begins chatting away
- >Is this pony serious?
- >You point to your ears, then to the turntable station
- >You follow that up with about 50 other signals
- >Vinyl is looking confused
- >You continue with hand signals
- >After about 3 minutes she seems to understand
- >She nods her head excitedly
- >And grabs your crotch
- >You could have sworn you stood still for about an hour out of pure surprise
- >Dash is a fucking liar
- >Just as you're about to slap her away and run off like a little girl, Fluttershy pops into the picture
- >With a squeal you heard over the massive bass pumping speakers she launches herself at Bigbass pony
- >Unfortunately, her aim sucks
- >She crashes into you, knocking you both off the stage
- >You hit the ground with the force of a large rock
- >Fluttershy lands on top of you with the force of a bag of marshmallows
- >As you lie there wallowing in the pain of the drop, you find that the music has stopped
- >You almost forgot what ground that's not shaking felt like
- >“Anon sweetie, are you alright?”
- “I'm fine Flutters, actually much better now that the music has stopped”
- >You stand up and dust yourself off
- >It’s dark
- >Pitch black
- “Who turned off the lights?”
- >Crap, if this is another rape attempt, someone will pay
- >You feel something nuzzling your hand
- >“Anon, you don't look too well.”
- “I'm fine, I’ll be even better when whoever turned off the light turns them back on”
- >“Anon, are you supposed to be leaking blood out your ears?”
- >Huh, Vinyl’s voice is weird without music in the background
- >Wait, what?
- >You run a finger over your ears and find them moist and warm
- >Crap
- >Wait, how did they see the blood if the lights are out?
- >Then it strikes you
- >You went blind from the impact
- >You're never going to see again
- >Shit, gotta think fast
- >Maybe magic could fix this
- >You’ve seen some crazy shit fixed by magic before
- “Guys, there’s a problem, I can’t see”
- >You hear a concerned high pitched gasp
- >Flutters took the news worse than you did
- >You feel her grab your hand
- >“Don't worry sweetie, I'm still here for you”
- >Wow, when you're alone in the dark, The sound of her voice is actually nice to hear
- >Maybe that's why you're not panicking
- >“Now hold my hoof, let’s go somewhere I can take care of you”
- >You're actually starting to realise the severity of the situation
- >You're being led to some unknown destination by your personal rapist
- >And you can’t do anything about that
- >After about 5 minutes of walking you feel yellow quiet stop and knock
- >A voice that sounds like Spike answers the door
- >“Hey guys, are you just coming from the party?”
- >Fluttershy quickly explains the events to him
- >“We were wondering if maybe Twilight was around to help him out”
- >Spike sighs
- >“Twilight can’t stand noise, she left Ponyville for the weekend and is staying with the princesses”
- >Shit
- >If purple smart is gone for the weekend then who will fix you up?
- >Your only other hope is Rarity, and you don't trust her healing powers
- >She may know what she's doing most of the time, but when it comes to complex magic she's nothing next to twilight
- >Fluttershy grasps your hand
- >She's walking in the direction you believe will lead you to her cottage
- >You don't want to go anywhere near there at this time, but it looks like you have no choice
- >You arrive at the Rape Cave
- >As soon as you walk through what you believe to be the door, you feel a push on your back
- >You stumble forward, tripping and landing on what feels like a couch
- >As you lie there stunned, you feel the loss of your pants
- >You curl up into a ball, knowing you can’t fight off what you can’t see
- >“Is being powerless your fetish Anon?” she says two centimetres from your ear
- >You begin to shake, knowing yourself to be completely at her mercy
- >“Actually don't tell me, I don't care”
- >Oh god, this can’t be good
- >“Just relax sweetie, I'm gonna go get us some tea”
- >Wat.jpg
- >The moment you're powerless, blind and in her house she lays off the rape?
- “I don't understand Flutters, aren’t you going to rape me?”
- >“I wasn’t really planning to, but if you insist....” she says with a giggle
- >Maybe you're wrong here
- >Fluttershy takes care of hurt animals
- >Maybe that's all you are to her right now
- >“Anyways, with Twi being gone another day or so I'm going to be taking care of you”
- >Looks like you were right
- >“And if you're really that worried, I promise not to come onto you during this time”
- >Maybe this won’t be so bad
- >She gets you the tea, and you sit there with her drinking it
- >After about five minutes you calm down, and are even making small talk with yellow rapey
- >Without your sight you can’t even tell that you're chatting it up with a talking horse
- >But if you didn’t know better, you would even say you're just hanging out with some hot girl
- >A hot girl who’s totally into you
- >Oh crap, you know what this means
- >“Captain boner reporting for duty”
- >Shiiiiiiiiiit
- >What if she sees it?
- >Gotta think fast
- “Flutters, I hate to be a bother, but do you mind giving me a backrub?”
- >You can hear her squeak a few decibels above her norm
- >“Sure thing, only if you don’t mind returning the favour”
- >She pauses there
- >probably winking
- “You do realise I can’t see you winking right?”
- >“Oh...well, I think I got the message through anyways”
- >You quickly lie belly down on the floor
- >Hopefully the evil creature known as a boner will leave for exile by the time she’s done
- >You realise that's not going to happen as she starts
- >Oh god
- >Maybe you're still friends with her just because of the massages
- >Jesus, that's good
- >Eventually, she's done
- >“My turn! Can I have a belly rub?”
- >Crap, you're not ready
- >Oh well, she promised not to do anything rapey
- >You sit up and place her in your lap
- >Maybe she will just mistake the bulge in your pants for a carrot or something
- >“Oh my...”
- >No luck there
- >You sigh, and get started on the belly rub
- >Holly crap she’s soft
- “If you touch me anywhere below the waist, this ends”
- >You're pretty sure she's in too much pleasure to care right now
- >You continue giving a belly rub to what feels like a pillow made of cotton balls
- >Damn Fluttershy is even making adorable moans
- >Why does she have to be so cute?
- >About 10 minutes pass before she's content
- >“Can we please cuddle Anon?”
- >You feel you don't have a choice
- >Besides, rule one of avoiding rape, never mess with a rapist on their home ground
- >You pick her up and hold her close
- >Why have you not done this before?
- >The warm cloudlike creature wraps herself around you
- >If you knew she was this soft, maybe you would have cuddled her more often
- >You take in the moment, enjoying every bit of it
- >“Anon, your boner is poking me”
- >Aaaand the moment is dead
- “Ugh, sorry about that, it’s not intentional so don't get any ideas”
- >Half expect her to grab your crotch
- >Instead, all you feel is a slight kiss on your cheek
- >“Don't worry darling, I promised you not to take advantage remember?”
- >As she says that, her breath rushes past your face and tickles your ear
- >“Boner on standby, awaiting further orders”
- >“Brain to boner, stand down. I repeat, stand down, don't push our luck”
- >You don't know how long you sit there, holding Pink-haired mumbler in an embrace
- >Your erection is still refusing to lay low
- >Eventually Fluttershy breaks the embrace
- >“Are you hungry Anon?”
- >Holly crap, are you ever
- “Yea now that you mention it. What time is it anyways?”
- >“2 pm dear”
- >Did you just spend over 6 hours hanging out with your personal rapist?
- >“Stomach to brain, if we don't get any food here soon, there will be complaints lodged”
- >“Dick to brain, I'm horny”
- “God damn it, shut up all of you”
- >You hear Fluttershy let out a confused “hmm?”
- “I mean, let’s go get some food”
- >This answer pleases her
- >She dashes off somewhere
- >You're left sitting there in the silence, blind and confused
- >Soon enough though, a smell of soup lightly seasoned with garlic reaches you
- >You crawl like a zombie towards the smell, growling
- >You crawl into what feels like a kitchen
- >Flutterbutt is humming
- >Again, she's being way too cute
- >You really need to remove this soft spot for rapists you have
- >“Hey dear, I'm just finishing up here”
- >Dear god, that smells good enough to be considered divine
- >She hands you what feels like a bowl
- >You annihilate its contents in the blink of an eye
- >She hand you a second portion almost as fast as you ate the first one
- >This repeats 3 more times
- >Afterwards, you slowly crawl back to what feels like the living room, and fall onto the couch
- >Butterflybutt joins you soon
- >“So then, enjoy your meal?”
- >Without warning you hug her tightly
- >She lets out a startled squee, then a joyful sigh
- “I just wanted to show my appreciation for everything you’ve done for me”
- >You must be going soft
- >But then again, that was some damn good soup
- >You let go of Fluttershy, and she drops onto the couch
- >You don't hear movement, and assume she's just enjoying the moment too much
- >“Dick to brain, come in brain”
- >“Brain responding, report”
- >“You know what’s a totally genius idea? You should totally kiss her, you know, show your gratitude”
- >Hmm, that can’t possibly go wrong
- >And it’s totally not misleading her
- >“Do it, do it now brain. You know you want to”
- >You decide to follow your penis and its wise words of advice
- >You lean in quickly for a kiss where you think her mouth would be
- >You miss badly, and instead land face first on her belly
- >“Ooo... oh my...”
- >You try to respond with a surprised “Guh”
- >Unfortunately, this causes you to do a comical “brubufrrbbbttt” on her belly
- >She's practically dying from laughter
- >Meanwhile you're face-deep in what feels like a warm fuzzy marshmallow
- >Imokaywiththis.jpg
- >“Oh Anon, stop it!”
- >For some reason you disregard that, and continue
- >The way she's rolling around squirming with laughter is really cute
- >You realise that if this goes on any longer you will have a hnnnngg attack
- >You pull your face out of your semi-pillow friend
- >“Anon I'm sorry” you hear her say
- >Suddenly you feel a pair of lips touch yours
- >A tongue begins to explore every corner of your mouth
- >This needs to stop
- >But why?
- >You're kissing a horse
- >It doesn’t feel like it though
- >There is no difference between kissing her and any girl on earth
- >If anything, she's a better kisser
- >No, stop it
- >Why haven’t you done this before?
- >Because she's a horse, and you're not a horse fucker
- >That seems racist under the current circumstances
- >Horse-cist?
- >Maybe you should give Fluttershy a chance
- >Just this once
- >After everything she's done for you so far, doesn’t she deserve something?
- >“Penis reporting for duty sir!”
- >“Shut it bro, stand by”
- >Eventually you begin to return the kiss much to her delight
- >You don't know how long you stay there locked in that kiss
- >All you know is it was blissful
- >Eventually she pulls off
- >“I'm sorry anon, I k-k-know I wasn’t supposed to do that...but...b-b-but”
- >You place a finger on her lips
- “Shh, its fine. I enjoyed that as much as you did”
- >You hear her practically yelp with joy
- “I've also realised that I have been treating you very unfairly our whole friendship”
- >You grab her into a hug
- “I promise I will be a better friend to you now”
- >She's shivering from happiness
- >You hold the fluffy marshmallow rapist close
- >Is she always this pleasantly warm?
- >You don't know how long you sit on the couch hugging, but eventually you let out a yawn
- “Flutters, do you know what time it is?”
- >“It’s about 6 in the evening”
- >That's weird, you're never sleepy this early
- >Must be because you barely got any sleep last night
- “Do you mind if I crash on your couch tonight?”
- >“It’s alright, you can even take the bed if you want”
- >You decide to steer clear of the bed for now
- >She may misinterpret that
- >It’s one thing to kiss a horse, a whole other to fuck it
- >Suddenly a knock interrupts whatever thoughts were spinning in your head
- >“I’ll get it dear”
- >You decide to head towards the door anyways, following the knock
- >As Flutterbutt opens the door, you're surprised by the sound of purple smart’s voice
- >“Hey Fluttershy, how did your day go? Was being powerless his fetish?”
- >Wait, how did she know Fluttershy joked about that?
- >You don’t pay much attention, you're just happy Twi is home early
- >“No Twilight, it’s not. Besides, I don't really care anymore”
- >Wow, she practically just said she gave up
- >Maybe she thinks that she no longer needs a fetish to get into your pants?
- >Is she wrong?
- >You suddenly feel your sight return
- >The world is more beautiful than ever
- >And first thing you see is yellow pone staring at you with concern
- >You pick her up and cuddle her
- “Thank you Twilight, at one point I actually didn’t expect to see again”
- >“Why would you think that? If I can place it, I can take it off”
- >Syntax error
- >Please wait, rebooting
- >You're so shocked by what you hear that you drop Butterflybutt
- >You're standing there at the door with your mouth gaping
- >This expression seems to shock Twilight
- >She looks at you, then Fluttershy, then you again
- >“Shit, was I not supposed to tell him?”
- >You see Fluttershy nod her head on the ground
- >Never have you felt this betrayed
- >Purple smart is tearing up
- >“Oh god, I'm sssoooo sorry. Really. I'm so sorry Fluttershy”
- >You run off in the direction of your house
- >You hate both of them
- >After all this time it was all just a scheme
- >How could they
- >You arrive at your house
- >Notice your face is wet
- >You have been crying all the way here
- >Perhaps you're more hurt than you realised
- >You enter your house and curl up on your couch
- “Fuck the world, fuck Fluttershy, fuck Twilight, fuck them all”
- >Wow, you sound like a little bitch
- >To think you were actually falling in love with that evil creature
- >The slightest thought of her makes you angry
- >No not angry at her
- >At you
- >Deep inside, it’s not the betrayal that hurt you
- >It was the way you reacted to it
- >“Hey Anon”
- >How did she come in
- >You sit-up on the couch and notice you didn’t shut the door after yourself
- “What do you want?”
- >You notice your voice is crackling from the crying
- >“I understand you're angry Anon, you have every right to be angry”
- >Damn straight
- >“I didn’t come here to apologise, there’s no forgiveness for what I did”
- >Well, at least she knows that
- >“I just want you to forgive Twilight. It’s not her fault she got roped into this”
- >Her soothing voice is beginning to bring reason to your depressed brain
- “....I-I-I guess so. T-t-tell her I'm s-sorry for the way I reacted, and that she's forgiven”
- >God, you stutter a lot when crying
- >Hold on, she just followed you all the way home, just to ask forgiveness for Twi?
- >And this is the pony that wilfully blinded you just to get in your pants?
- >You notice you're still crying
- >She walks over to you slowly
- >She sits next to you, and puts a hoof on your shoulder
- >“There, there. It’s fine, it’s all over. I know you hate me, and I promise to never betray you again”
- >She is softly stroking your hair
- >“If you want, I can even move away far from here and never bother you again”
- >For some reason when she says that, you grow cold on the inside
- “No, don't. Please”
- >Did you just say that?
- >You curl up on the couch, placing your tear stained face on her belly
- >She just strokes your hair
- >“It’s fine sweetie, I’m still here for you. Just calm down, and relax”
- >Her soft, warm belly feels heavenly to you
- >You just cuddle closer to her, forgetting her recent betrayal
- >“I hope you understand Anon, I'm still not planning on giving up”
- >Oh right, she's still a serial rapist
- >You stand up, and pick her off the couch
- >You're heading for the door
- >She knows this routine
- >No struggling this time though, it seems she accepted her fate
- >To her surprise, you just close the door, and take her to your bedroom
- >The look on her face tells you she's confused beyond words
- >You place her on the bed, and lie down too
- >Flutterpillow activate!
- >At first she seems a little disappointed, but then she sighs contently and just strokes your hair as you slowly go to sleep
- “I still don't find you attractive”
- >“You will one day my love, just you wait”
- >Time to sleep now
- >And pretend this day never happened
- >The amount of care she gave you when you were blind makes you doubt your actions
- >Maybe one day you really will give in
- >No matter how hard you try
- >And with that you fall asleep nested in her soft belly as she lovingly strokes your hair
- >Today was a weird day
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