Swift and Priest attain the Helmets of Armory

http://pastebin.com/pZkXWLFG

[1:33:10 PM] Flutterpriest: Pyro

[1:33:12 PM] Flutterpriest: U read

[1:33:47 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

-okay fine

[1:36:41 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: priest?

[1:41:53 PM] Flutterpriest: Yo

[1:44:11 PM] Dom: http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/524951095

[1:49:05 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: i hated it

[1:49:32 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: don't ever make me read that again preist'

[1:49:33 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: :L

[1:49:37 PM] Flutterpriest: Y?

[1:49:43 PM] Flutterpriest: Is so gud

[1:49:47 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: soooooooooooooooo bad

[1:49:48 PM] Flutterpriest: Is mah old stuff

[1:49:49 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: :L

[1:49:57 PM] Flutterpriest: I didnt even edit :3

[1:50:04 PM] Flutterpriest: To gud

[1:50:09 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: don't ever "go back to your roots" mkay XD

[1:50:22 PM] Flutterpriest: The story or the writing?

[1:50:28 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: the story

[1:50:34 PM] Flutterpriest: Fuck that

[1:50:37 PM] Swift M0nkey: We talking about things that are so bad?

[1:50:38 PM] Flutterpriest: I wrote a sequel

[1:51:02 PM] Flutterpriest: About cookies

[1:51:59 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin kills priest

[1:52:13 PM] Swift M0nkey: PRIIIIIESST

[1:52:13 PM] Swift M0nkey: I

[1:52:15 PM] Swift M0nkey: SHALL

[1:52:16 PM] Swift M0nkey: AVENGE YOU

[1:52:27 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin shoots swift in the face

[1:52:30 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

[1:53:33 PM] Swift M0nkey: Swift M0nkey rises up from the ground

[1:53:38 PM] Swift M0nkey: YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA STOP ME

[1:53:41 PM] Swift M0nkey: http://i.imgur.com/eKTmqwA.png

>Rainbow needs your help cleaning herself

>You grab the miniature ice pick and begin chipping away the crusted layer that is trying to close her vagina

>Occasionally you miss, stabbing a bit into her swollen labia

>She sighs with relief as the puss slowly seeps out from the hole you've made

>She tenses up for a second and then nods for you to continue

>When you are past the crust, you spread her decaying pussy with your forefinger and thumb

>Once you have her spread, the smell of rotten flesh has you very aroused

>You almost can't take it anymore

>To her shock, your tongue delves deep into her dry and crusted walls, lubing them up for what you have in store

>She whimpers a little, trying not to cry over the pain she is experiencing

>You tell her that you are helping her clean the deepest part of her infection

>She believes it

>She cannot even feel pleasure because of how bad the infection is

>You, however, have never been so hard in your life

>As the taste of her spoiled insides rolls into your mouth, you notice a new taste

>Copper

>The abrasive nature of your tongue as it rubs against her callus lined walls causes her irritated flesh to bleed

>She starts whining and tapping her back leg

>You tell her it will be all over soon

>It won't

>You continue going down on the putrid vagina with all of your might

>For a few seconds, her back legs shake a little

>Her body can feel things that her mind cannot due to the pain

>You take your tongue out of her and open your mouth, fully awaiting your prize

>She nearly yells as her vagina gurgles out a vile red goop

>She's cumming

>And she doesn't even know it

>The red goop pours out into your mouth, washing with it the pieces of her insides that were completely dead by now

>You swish it around in your mouth, crunching on a few chunks of dead pussy

>Rainbow turns as you greedily swallow all of it

>She looks a bit more relaxed now that most of the more diseased pieces have flushed out into you

>You smile to her and she smiles back

>"Thanks Anon."

"Anytime Rainbow."

[1:53:57 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

[1:53:58 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

[1:53:58 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

[1:53:59 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

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[1:54:00 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

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[1:54:03 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

[1:54:03 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: v

[1:54:04 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

nope

[1:54:04 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

[1:54:05 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

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[1:54:10 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

[1:54:10 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

[1:54:11 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

[1:54:11 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

[1:54:11 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

[1:54:12 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

[1:54:13 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: nope

[1:54:16 PM] Swift M0nkey: I did that for you...

Priest...

[1:54:17 PM] Swift M0nkey: Swift M0nkey dies

[1:54:19 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin dies from nope overload

[1:54:26 PM] Flutterpriest: Flutterpriest is the ded.

 

>tfw the only person who knows how parent's night should end is swift.

>The thread pressures swift to complete the story in honor of Priest.

[1:54:48 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: but swift is dead to

[1:54:53 PM] Flutterpriest: Shet

[1:54:58 PM] Flutterpriest: Yall were 2fas

[1:55:04 PM] Swift M0nkey: Oh no looks like the story was but never because finish

[1:55:28 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: swift are you high?

[1:55:48 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: becuase that last sentence made me double take

[1:56:12 PM] Flutterpriest: (heart)

[1:56:17 PM] Swift M0nkey: It not supposed to sense make because sense make makes no sense

[1:56:33 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: i have a headache now

[1:57:25 PM] Swift M0nkey: Do you not know what for the sun is to be

[1:57:56 PM] Swift M0nkey: Seven tomatoes told the savior of the town how to fly a kite

[1:59:00 PM] Flutterpriest: The galaxy disapproves

[2:00:34 PM] Swift M0nkey: You do not understand the pride in the art of confusion, Priest-chan

[2:02:36 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Lumberjack Daniels walks into the room and deposits crayons and slaps helmets on swift and priest

[2:02:53 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: I'll be back in an hour to make sure at least one of you still alive

[2:03:02 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Lumberjack Daniels walks out the room

[2:03:03 PM] Swift M0nkey: PRIEST

[2:03:06 PM] Swift M0nkey: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

[2:03:10 PM] Swift M0nkey: WE NOW HAVE

[2:03:15 PM] Swift M0nkey: THE HELMETS OF ARMORY

[2:03:23 PM] Swift M0nkey: WE CAN SAVE EQWESTWIA

[2:03:34 PM] Flutterpriest: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

[2:03:44 PM] Flutterpriest: WE GET TO PET DA HOWSES

[2:03:55 PM] Swift M0nkey: WITH OUR PEEPEES

[2:04:02 PM] Flutterpriest: YAAAAAYYYYYY

[2:04:19 PM] Flutterpriest: TEEF FEEL GUD

[2:05:05 PM] Swift M0nkey: SWIFT WAN RIDE BIG BWUE ONE

[2:05:48 PM] Flutterpriest: ME LIKEY YELLOW CAUSE I MAKE YELLOW

[2:05:56 PM] Swift M0nkey: PRIEST

[2:06:07 PM] Flutterpriest: YUS

[2:06:08 PM] Swift M0nkey: YOU SUPPOSE TO PUT YOU PEEPEE IN HER PEEPEE AND PEE

[2:06:16 PM] Swift M0nkey: DAT MAKE BABIE

[2:06:29 PM] Esp Lin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[2:06:30 PM] Esp Lin: Esp Lin runs off

[2:06:41 PM] Flutterpriest: Flutterpriest flails his arms like a retarded seal.

[2:06:49 PM] Swift M0nkey: Swift M0nkey eats himself

[2:06:50 PM] Dom: I don't even

[2:07:07 PM] Flutterpriest: BABIES TASTE BAD.

[2:07:13 PM] Flutterpriest: NO LIKE BABY

[2:07:24 PM] Flutterpriest: BABY GO BYEBYE NOW

[2:07:59 PM] Swift M0nkey: I WAN SUNBUTT

[2:08:03 PM] Swift M0nkey: PRIEST

[2:08:07 PM] Swift M0nkey: FIND SUN

[2:08:54 PM] Flutterpriest: Flutterpriest looks in his pants.

[2:09:04 PM] Flutterpriest: Flutterpriest giggles.

[2:09:10 PM] Swift M0nkey: Swift M0nkey looks up at the sun

[2:09:35 PM] Swift M0nkey: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[2:09:37 PM] Swift M0nkey: WHY BURN

[2:09:42 PM] Swift M0nkey: I CAN NO SEE

[2:09:48 PM] Dom: Y'all just went full Fluffy.

[2:09:51 PM] Swift M0nkey: GUYS

[2:09:52 PM] Flutterpriest: ME SAVE YOU FROM BURN!

[2:09:55 PM] Chitter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUYSGojUuAU

[2:10:03 PM] Flutterpriest: Flutterpriest throws swift in a lake.

[2:10:10 PM] Swift M0nkey: AM I BLIND

[2:10:32 PM] Flutterpriest: WET HELP BURN

[2:10:37 PM] Flutterpriest: AND SWIMMING FUN

[2:10:45 PM] Flutterpriest: YAAAAY SWIMMING.

[2:10:46 PM] Swift M0nkey: I GOT STORY TO TELL

[2:10:52 PM] Swift M0nkey: SHUSH YOU FACE

[2:10:59 PM] Flutterpriest: kay

[2:12:48 PM] Chitter: Non nobis

[2:13:04 PM] Chitter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_nobis

[2:14:49 PM] Chitter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_nobis_solum

[2:15:53 PM] Swift M0nkey: I CALL DIS:

PASTE OF ARMORY

ONE DAY ANON NO WANT RAPE NO MORE

HE GO TO THE TALK WITH THE PONIES ABOUT NO MORE RAPERSING HIM

REGGINBROW DASH SAY SHOULD DAY DATES

EBERY DAY ANOTHER PONY DATE

ANON SAY KAY

THEN THE DAYS OF DATENING HAPPENS AND THEY WERE MUCH VERY SADS AND HAPPIES AND ROMANTICS

AND THEN THE LAST DAY COME AND HE HAVE TO CHOOSE AND HE SAY NO I NO WANT TO CHOOSE ONE

HE IS SAY ALL OF THEM COME AND THEN THEY SEX

IS FINISH

[2:16:36 PM] Flutterpriest: YEY

[2:17:02 PM] Chitter: :DDD

[2:17:05 PM] Chitter: bretty gud

[2:17:06 PM] Chitter: 5/5

[2:17:32 PM] Flutterpriest: I GO MAKE "MOMMY DADDY GO BYEBYE" SOON

[2:17:34 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: 5/5 would bleach their eyes after reading

[2:17:38 PM] Swift M0nkey: >Standing up straight and tall, you put a fist into the air.

"I call upon thee, ELEPHANTS OF HARMONY!"

>Discord's face contorts in fear when six elephant roars are heard in the distance.

>Down from the roof crashes in Raritrunk, Applephant, Eleshy, Twiliphant, Trunkie Pie and Elbow Phant.

>They land around Discord in a circle formation.

>"Wait! No, please NO!"

>They all point their trunks at him and then the cutie mark on their tusks glow.

>One loud elephant roar is heard as they blast him to hell with their elephant powers.

[2:18:32 PM] Pyscho the Insane Bran Muffin: 6/2 would make love to that story

[2:21:23 PM] Dom: >Dom when drunk in the call

http://i.imgur.com/MB25MUo.gif

[2:24:10 PM] Chitter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_nobis_solum

[2:24:54 PM] Flutterpriest: A VERY DARK HOUSE

 

ANON HAPPY

PURPLE AND YELLOW HORSE COME OVER

ANON NO LIKE YELLOW

THEY GO TO SCARY HOUSE

SCARY HOUSE HAVE GHOSTS

GHOSTS ARE NICE AND NOT SCARY

EXCEPT GHOST RAPES ANON.

"No please dont."

BAD GHOST IS SCARY

NICE GHOSTS GO TO HEAVEN

ANON LIKE YELLOW NOW

SCARY GHOST GO BYEBYE WHEN LITTLE GHOSTS GO HEAVEN

ANON ALMOST DIE BY SCARY GHOST

EVERYONE HAPPY AND GHOSTS ARE DEAD.

FINISHEEND

[2:25:13 PM] Dom: Huehuehue

[2:25:59 PM] Dom: "A Darker Home" as written by FlutterDowns

[2:26:39 PM] Flutterpriest: DUURR

[2:28:00 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Lumberjack Daniels walks back into the room wielding a rolled up newspaper laced with razor wire

[2:28:01 PM] Dom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0tSILwM0oI

[2:28:35 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Ok, who gave the retards the capability to write?

[2:28:42 PM | Edited 2:29:36 PM] Dom: Dom walks into the room wielding a baseball bat covered in barbed wire

[2:28:47 PM] Dom: Let's do this Texas style!

[2:29:25 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Shut it Dom, swift and priest

[2:29:50 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Which one of you went to the stable again?

[2:29:56 PM] Chitter: Chitter stumbles into the room weilding a length of barb wire wrapped in barb wire

[2:30:09 PM] Dom: Bob wahr

[2:30:16 PM] Swift M0nkey: MONKEY PEE MONKEY POOP

ANON WAS WHEN WITH TWILIGHT FIRE MAGIC

OH NO MAGIC MAKE ANON ACT LIKE OTHER PONY

OH NO FLUTTERSHUTTERNUTTERBUTTERmmmmSHY FINDED OUT

AND THEN SHE TAKED HIM TO THE GAY BATH-TO HER COTTAGE

AND SHE TELL HIM HE HER HUSBAND AND HE BELIEVE IT BUT HE KNOW IT NOT TRUE

HE IS RAPE IN HIS MIND

VERY TRIPPY

MUCH HURT HEAD

OUCHIES WHEN RESIST

TWILIGHT CUM TO HOUSE

FIGHTEREDED WITH THE MEEK AND BASHFUL FWUTTERSHOE

AND SHE IS THE BEATEN AND ANON GO HOME WITH TWIGLET SPORKLES HOUSE

THEY SEXED I THINK

TEH NED

[2:30:45 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Swift

[2:30:55 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Did you go into the stables again?

[2:31:02 PM] Dom: I brought them there.

[2:31:09 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Because their is dead ponies and shit everywhere in there

[2:31:21 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: That's coming out of your paycheck

[2:32:29 PM] Swift M0nkey: I'm sorry sir

[2:32:42 PM] Swift M0nkey: I seem to have let my slave use the keyboard

[2:32:47 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: YOURE DAMN RIGHT YOURE GONNA BE SORRY

[2:33:02 PM] Swift M0nkey: And he bashed their heads in with it

[2:33:11 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Lumberjack Daniels starts whacking swift with the razor wire encrusted newspaper

[2:34:09 PM] Chitter: Chitter swings his barbed wire wire like a lasso, only for it to wrap around him causing him to bleed out instantly

[2:34:19 PM] Swift M0nkey: Swift M0nkey starts swifting whack with the wire razor newspaper encrusted

[2:34:19 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: ...

[2:34:26 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: FEEELS

[2:36:23 PM] Flutterpriest: JELLELUSEE EN HOESESLUND

 

ANON LIVEING IN HURSELUNDD

YELLOW SAYS I NO RAPE

"I quite enjoy this."

YELLOW HAS NEW HUMAN NOW

ANON BEGIN LIKING FLOTTERSHOW

APPLEJACK SUDDENLY BITCH

PINKIE IS CARING AND CARES

RARITY IS ALWAYS A BITCH

ANON LOVE FLOYYRRBUTTRR

MOUS IS A DICK

THEY FIGHT

FLUTTERS STILL LOVE ANON

IT ALL BIG TRICK

ANON IS BEING LOVEPOTIION

MOUS IS A CLONE

ANON IS DYING CAUSE POTION TOO STRONG

FLUTTER ALMOST CAUGHT

YELLOW IS A BITCH

TWILIGHT HAS WINGS

 

 

I DONE POOPING NOW DADDY

[2:36:49 PM] Chitter: daaawww

[2:37:16 PM] Flutterpriest: alright im done

[2:37:34 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: You're cleaning up that shit and those ponies

[2:37:36 PM] Swift M0nkey: IN POOP SHIT PARENTIS

[2:37:40 PM] Swift M0nkey: Oh we're done?

[2:37:43 PM] Swift M0nkey: Okay.

[2:37:49 PM] Flutterpriest: Hue

[2:37:54 PM] Flutterpriest: JK

[2:38:08 PM] Swift M0nkey: Huejkock

Huge cock

[2:38:11 PM] Flutterpriest: LYLER IS BEST PONY

[2:38:21 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Jibber, get the bat

[2:39:27 PM] Swift M0nkey: French chips is huge asshole

[2:39:32 PM] Swift M0nkey: WAAAH

[2:39:34 PM] Swift M0nkey: WAAAAH

[2:39:35 PM] Swift M0nkey: WAAAAAAAH

[2:39:36 PM] Swift M0nkey: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[2:39:56 PM] Swift M0nkey: My little brony

[2:40:09 PM] Swift M0nkey: I used to wonder what cringe was

[2:40:22 PM] Swift M0nkey: My little brony

[2:40:30 PM] Swift M0nkey: Until you all started faggotry