- >It's a dark and cloudy day on Earth.
- >The lyrics aren't flowing into you like normal.
- >Sitting in the back of your private recording studio, you try to write the next big hit.
- >You have to.
- >The record label might drop you.
- >The shows haven't had as big of a turn out.
- >Nobody even remembers your name anymore.
- >Which is fine.
- >You would prefer to be anonymous anyway.
- >Setting pencil to paper, you begin to write something.
- >Yes...
- >Yes!
- >YES!
- >You raise the lyric into the air to admire your work.
- >No.
- >This is terrible.
- >You crumple it up into a ball and feed it to the ever-growing stack.
- >It's all over.
- >Suddenly you hear a huge bang, and the door to your recording studio slams open.
- >Two men in masks and shotguns run in.
- >"Get over here you little fucking brat!"
- >You try to hide behind a piano, but they already have you.
- >"What the fuck do you have to say for yourself?"
- >Tears roll down your cheeks at the though of your immanent demise.
- "I... I just wanted to make people happy with my music."
- >He pulls the trigger.
- >Suddenly, you feel weightless.
- >Falling through air.
- >Is this the way it ends?
- >You try to force your eyes open, but all you see is darkness.
- >Taking a deep breath, you had already prepared yourself for death.
- >It's like they say, 'Don't Fear the Reaper'.
- >A sharp blow to your back and head send your senses in a fury.
- >Tears begin to pour out of your closed eyes from the pain.
- >"Another one!"
- >"Quick! Before Fluttershy takes him!"
- >You feel your arms pulled from your side and the ground moves from under you.
- >If you could think straight or even move without hurting, you would fight your captors.
- >"This is going to be a close one. Let's get him back to camp. The king will know what to do."
- >The king?
- >You are going to probably be killed.
- >There is no point in fighting it.
- >The darkness overtakes you.
- >When you come to, you find yourself laying in a makeshift bed of hay.
- >The loud crackle of a fire sounds close by.
- >You smell cooked fish.
- >Slowly, you open your eyelids.
- >It looks like you are inside of a tent.
- >Sitting up, a dull headache brings your hand to your forehead.
- >"Woah... woah... easy. Nobody takes getting here well."
- >Your head snaps to the voice next to you.
- >The world seems to freeze.
- >"Here's what you need to know. You are now in a land of colorful horses. They can talk and all of them are trying to rape you. You got here because you are an influential musician and I am-"
- "Kurt Cobain!?!"
- >Kurt looks down at you with a half smile.
- >"It's always good to hear a fan of my work."
- "B-but how?"
- >"Well. From what we can guess... when a musician dies... They have this chance of coming here to this world to see if they can return to Earth for another chance of letting music come alive."
- "Which means..."
- >Oh god.
- >Those two men.
- >"Oh relax now man. You couldn't have came at a better time."
- "Why?"
- >"Well, shortly before you got here, we had a fellow by the name of Robert Plant... well, drop in. He's building a Stairway to Earth."
- "What do you mean?"
- >"There is this portal that opens when a new member joins our group. It's going to be open for 24 hours, and if we jump through, we might be able to go back."
- "That's... awesome."
- >"What's your name new guy? I'll introduce you to the rest of the group."
- >You panic.
- >What if they recognize your name.
- "Uhh... uh... Anonymous."
- >"Anonymous? Weird... but original I must admit. I'll show you around.
- >The musicians are scrambling to get the stairway finished, but you still get to meet some of your greatest influences.
- >You had to try and keep yourself from turning into a fangirl when you met Michael Jackson, Freddy Mercury, Buddy Holly and Richie Valens.
- >Kurt pulls you away from the group for a moment.
- >"Looks like you've met almost everyone... there is just one left that you need to meet."
- >He pulls you towards a tall tent with a crown labeled on it.
- >This must be... the king.
- >Kurt pulls you into the tent and you see an elderly man in an old white...
- >Is that a suit?
- >Who is this guy.
- >"I'm sure I don't need to introduce... the king of rock and roll."
- "Who are you."
- >He raises an eyebrow to you, but sighs and looks away.
- >"I knew a day would come when my music would be forgotten... but I didn't expect it to be this soon."
- "I'm sorry... I ju-"
- >"Just. Gimme a moment."
- >The old man stands up and extends his hand to you.
- >"Back in my day... they called me Elvis. It's a pleasure to meet you."
- "Thanks... I'm Anonymous."
- >Screams from outside the tent cause Kurt to run outside.
- >"They must be heading back to Earth. You run along young one... My time has came and past."
- >You smile to him.
- "I'll listen to your music when I get back to Earth. I promise."
- >You head outside the tent and expect to see happy faces, but instead see panic and chaos.
- >"The whole damn town is coming!"
- >"HURRY UP!"
- >"I don't wanna be raped again today!"
- >Grabbing wood, you help them build an assembly line to finish the stairway as fast as possible.
- >The ground begins to rumble beneath your feet.
- >"It's almost done! Keep going!"
- >You see the ponies galloping off in the distance.
- >There is no more time.
- >You sprint to the top of the staircase and extend your hands as the last step.
- >"Come on! Everybody in!"
- >Michael places his foot firmly into your hands, and he jumps into the portal.
- >The rest of the musicians begin to panic and push to get in the portal.
- >One by one, they all begin to file inside.
- >As the last few begin to push their way in, Kurt raises his voice.
- >"Hey! How will you get inside then?"
- "Never mind that, you all need to bring the music back to Earth."
- >Just you and Kurt remain, and you can hear the lusting ponies quickly approach to swarm on you.
- >He smiles and places his foot in your hands, but stops.
- >"At least tell me your real name. That way I can declare you a hero on Earth... none of this would have been possible without your sacrifice."
- >You smile to him.
- "Justin.... Justin Bieber."
- >He nods to you.
- >"Thank you Justin. If it weren't for you... the world would have never been able to listen to good music again."
- >Kurt jumps into the portal and the ponies begin to climb the stairway.
- >You leap off and dive into the swarm of horny mares.
- >This only makes sense.
- >You knew that your death would involve being raped by thousands of girls.
- >If only they were fans and not ponies.
- >Today was a save the music kind of day.

