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(REQ-FR) Conquest in Requestria

By: FlutterPriest on Sep 14th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.57 KB  |  hits: 91  |  expires: Never
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  1. >A loud shot rings out from outside your house.
  2. >Wake up
  3. "Good Opal. Goood."
  4. >Today was the fifth day in the war on rape.
  5. >You are Anon.
  6. >King of Anonia.
  7. >After performing your royal morning ritual, you dawn your war gear and move to the royal front lawn.
  8. >Opal hides behind cover, volleying shots with the enemy.
  9. >Those yellow bellied bastards have no idea what is in store for them today.
  10. >They think they have you surrounded, but today is the day the war turns in your favor.
  11. "Are you ready for this Opal?"
  12. >"Meeeooow!"
  13. >You don't understand cat, but you are fairly sure that's yes.
  14. >You pull a massive red button out of your pocket
  15. "I've always loved this house..."
  16. >Smash that button!
  17. >The house emits a loud siren and begins to shake the earth.
  18. >The squirrels pause their nut barrage to watch the terrifying scene.
  19. >The house begins to twist and turn, and become smaller.
  20. >Wheels begin to appear on the sides of the house, and the gutters form tracks for the wheels.
  21. >A large barrel protrudes from the outside of the house, as your house begins to become the ultimate weapon of mass distruction.
  22. "Cause it's built like a fucking tank."
  23. >Opal stares at you.
  24. "What?"
  25. >The two of you climb into the massive weapon and into the cockpit.
  26. "Alright ya bunch of mangey animals, time to show you who's the boss."
  27. >Nuts fly at the machine in full force.
  28. >Bears sprint towards you for a head on attack.
  29. >You aim for the center of the group.
  30. "Opal! Load the cannon!"
  31. >She drops a load into the large barrel. "MEOOW."
  32. "FIRE!"
  33. >A large explosive round aims in-between 5 bears, and send them flying.
  34. >Many of them begin to retreat at the sight of the monster's destruction.
  35. "FORWARD MARCH!"
  36. >The tank moves forward towards the enemy base.
  37. >The yellow cottage.
  38. >If you were to win, you had to finish this today.
  39. >The enemy leader of Rapadonia was none other than Yellowquiet, and you aim for revenge for what she did at the last diplomatic meeting.
  40. >You still can't feel your crotch.
  41. >Aiming for the trees that the squirrels are jumping onto to make their retreat, you begin to restrict their speed as you move towards the enemy base.
  42. >As the cottage becomes visible in the distance, you prepare for the fight of your life.
  43. "Opal. Man the turrets and set the cannon on auto-load."
  44. >"MEOOOOW."
  45. >The perfect ally. Without her you would have never been able to get this far.
  46. >Gatling fire from above tells you she finished the job.
  47. >The rounds were plastic. You would never stoop to the levels of your enemy.
  48. >Aiming for the front line of bears that aim to protect Fluttershy, a smile forms on your lips.
  49. "Get rekt."
  50. >The explosive round soars in the air, and the bears go flying.
  51. >Opal begins to shoot down the bunnies that are trying to jam the wheels.
  52. >Silly rabbits.
  53. >Nothing can stop the rape tank.
  54. >Storming over the bridge to the cottage, you prepare yourself for the final line of defense.
  55. >Angel 'Bastard' Bunny.
  56. >His speed is uncomparable to any animal and his heart is made of pure ice.
  57. >Angel frequently went into the Everfree forest with no supplies, and came back with a full stomach, several cockatrice heads and the tail of a dragon.
  58. >They once said he killed a bear in less than three seconds.
  59. >Bear handed.
  60. >You keep your eyes peeled as you approach the cottage.
  61. >He can't be seen.
  62. >A tap on your left shoulder causes you to reel back.
  63. >There he sits behind you, with a smile, and a large package of C4.
  64. >He hops out of the front window.
  65. "OH FUC-"
  66. >The tank explodes, sending you flying out of the machine, and on top of Angel, who is trying to open the front door of the cottage.
  67. >Scrambling to your feet with a broken rib, you grab the bunny by the ears.
  68. >His long ears. His only weakness.
  69. >Pulling out your pistol, you now have a hostage.
  70. "Fluttershy, come out to negotiate your surrender, and the bunny lives." You yell out to the front of the house.
  71. >Fluttershy approaches the front window of her cottage, slowly clapping her front hooves.
  72. >"Good job Anon, I have to admit I didn't think you had it in you."
  73. >You point the pistol at the bunny's head.
  74. "Don't test me Fluttershy. I'll do it."
  75. >"Um. I don't think so."
  76. >You feel a rifle pointed your back.
  77. "Et tu, Opalescence?"
  78. >"Meow." Her voice is stern and serious.
  79. >"Now then... why don't you come into the cottage, and I'll show you a good time..."
  80. >You growl under your breath.
  81. >"Maybe we will even let you stay since you don't have a new home. Consider it an... annexation."
  82. >You drop the bunny and your gun, and slowly walk into the house.
  83. >Looks like you will be spending the rest of your days getting raped by,
  84. >Fucking Dictatorshy.
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