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(Other) For Urban/Swift/Taya. What the fuck is this.

By: FlutterPriest on Oct 25th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.26 KB  |  hits: 68  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You stand outside her home.
  2. >This was the 20th time this week.
  3. >If it weren't for the blackmail, you wouldn't keep doing this.
  4. >You knock on her door and the human blob answers the door.
  5. >"You know where to go."
  6. >Without a word, you move to her favorite kink spot, the kitchen.
  7. "What is it this time? I have work soooo.... hurry the fuck up."
  8. >Cookie dough put on your cock wasn't too bad you guess.
  9. >Last time was ice cream.
  10. >That fucking sucked.
  11. >"Take it all off," she demands.
  12. >You slowly take your clothing off while she tries to rub herself with her stubby arms.
  13. >She looks like a t-rex trying to touch it's toes.
  14. >You toss your underwear to the corner and stare at her.
  15. "Now what?"
  16. >"Stay still. I'm in a mood for soup."
  17. >She takes a boiling pot of tomato soup and dumps it on your flaccid cock.
  18. >You scream in pain and fall to the ground
  19. >The thing dives face first into your crotch and the floor breaks from under you.
  20. >Together you fall through the air as you face certain death.
  21. >Your head hits the concrete basement floor first, but your eyes are dead set on the 400lbs of flesh rippling down at you in slow motion.
  22. >She collides with your ribcage first, causing the rhythmic snaps of bone to ring out from your chest.
  23. >Then, like a water droplet, she spreads out and her asshole envelops your nose.
  24. >The pure force of the impact is too strong for the laws of physics to function properly.
  25. >Her fecal matter lubed asshole sucks you in like a vacuum tube on a curious 11 year old boy's dick.
  26. >Slowly each of your bones begin to break as you enter inside the land of long forgotten Big Macs.
  27. >You feel the muscles of her body begin to spasm with you inside of her.
  28. >A pressure begins to press down on your forehead and wash over your being.
  29. >A foul smelling liquid begins to rush past your hair and fills your nose and mouth.
  30. >The pressure begins to be too strong as you feel yourself being forced out of her.
  31. >Your mouth becomes too full of the foul matter and open your mouth to spit it out.
  32. >It only served to redirect the flow directly into your throat.
  33. >You slowly get pushed out of her asshole and lays broken and beaten in a mass of diarrhea with most of your bones broken.
  34. >She turns to you and smiles."I came 5 times. How was that for you?"
  35. "Shitty."
  36.  
  37. The end.