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G-Major Attempt - (Toast) - One Shot

By: FlutterPriest on Jul 17th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.08 KB  |  hits: 39  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day G-Major in Equestria
  2. >Wake up.
  3. >Shit.
  4. >Sing in the shower.
  5. >What a fucking glorious baritone.
  6. >Shave.
  7. >Climb downstairs to prepare yourself some toast.
  8. >Stare at toaster intensely.
  9. >Today will be the day.
  10. >You will catch the toast as it pops-up.
  11. >Delicate precautions have been taken.
  12. >You even began cooking one hour before Yellowrapist usually comes for her daily fetish attempt.
  13. >Just be patient.
  14. >Deep breath.
  15. >Time seems to slow down.
  16. >Wipe sweat from brow.
  17. >*Knock Knock*
  18. >The knocking distracts your superhuman focus.
  19. >*DING!*
  20. >The toast flies into the air and lands neatly back in the toaster.
  21. "Shit!"
  22. >You will catch the toast.
  23. >One day.
  24. >Tear open the door.
  25. "What do you want?" You yell in your deep tone.
  26. >A demonic warped sound emanates from the yellow pony's mouth.
  27. >"Are deep voices your fetish Anon?"
  28. >You stare at her.
  29. "No. How did you even do that. In fact. No. Don't fucking say a word until that shit wears off. Go home."
  30. >You slam the door in her face.
  31. >What the hell.
  32. >Now your toast is cold.
  33. >I guess there is always tomorrow.
  34. >Fucking Fluttershy.
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