(FR-Collab) Round Robin - Round Battletoads

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[5:43:40 PM | Edited 5:44:01 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >You look outside and see that the ordinarily rain that would consist of water has been replaced with blood.

>Urge to spread blood for the blood god rising...

[5:45:13 PM] Dom: >You open your closet and pull the Heavy Bolter from it's box

"My old friend, our time has come again."

>You don your SPEHSS MUHREEN armor and look at yourself in the mirror

[6:05:51 PM | Edited 6:06:17 PM] Swift M0nkey: >Damn.

>That's one crazy beast in the mirror.

>And you.

>Wait...

>You turn around and see a giant muscular Fluttershy with ripped clothing and a thick, veiny, humongous, and pulsating cock unsheathed and ready to be j-j-jammed up inside of something.

>She's drooling.

>From her mouth.

>And her dick.

>Huh.

[6:13:07 PM] Flutterpriest: >You cum

[6:13:20 PM] Swift M0nkey: Absolutely perfect

[6:31:02 PM | Removed 6:31:06 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: This message has been removed.

[6:32:00 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >Something snaps inside of you, and you can't but feel rage and nostalgia fill your veins as you grab your cum and charge at Fluttershy.

"SUCK MY LION DICK BITCH!"

[6:32:08 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Goddamnit skype

[6:32:15 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: You disappoint me you whore

[6:40:06 PM] Dom: >Leaping into the air, you pull your Power Axe from hammerspace

>Flutterhulk roars before jumping at you

>You crash into her and smash through the wall, out onto the streets of Ponyville

[6:43:42 PM] Swift M0nkey: >Right across the street is the smelly pirate hooker club.

>You stand up in the middle of the street with Flutterhulk.

>Try punching her.

>Does nothing.

>She snorts steam.

>Then punches you back.

>You fly into the club like what up you got a big cock.

>Hulkshy flutters in with her tiny wings and tries to tiphoof over things so she doesn't break them.

>She broke everything.

[6:47:51 PM] Flutterpriest: >You look around the quickly deteriorating club for some sign of salvation as the flutterhulk gently moves over to your broken and beaten body.

"W-what do you want?"

>Her massively /fit/ body looms over you.

>She smiles.

>"You have to be my foal for a week. No exceptions. Do what I tell you, when I tell you. Or else I'll break your spine and rape you tell you have a broken pelvis."

[6:49:17 PM] Dom: Lumber

[6:49:35 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Alrighty then

[6:51:46 PM | Edited 6:53:11 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >Wait...

>You still have your cum and the axe.

>Throwing the cum at the beasts face you quickly take your axe and chop your way out of the club and emerge outside.

>The moans of the Flutterhulk echoes through the town as you quickly attempt to think of a way to be rid of your problem.

[6:55:12 PM] Dom: >You need time to think!

>Sprinting through the town, you screech to a halt when a small purple crab crosses your path

>You feel like you might know that crab...

>An ear shattering roar breaks you from your thoughts

>Flutterhulk is hurtling at you at breakneck speeds

>Which is about a walking pace for you

>You have plenty of time to think of a plan

[7:04:51 PM | Removed 7:04:59 PM] Swift M0nkey: This message has been removed.

[7:05:01 PM] Swift M0nkey: No

[7:05:04 PM] Swift M0nkey: I messed up

[7:09:01 PM] Swift M0nkey: >You whip out your dick and stroke it a little bit to initiate PD.exe

>Once the penile destruction file is completed, you hold your giant cock in your hand.

"Bring it."

>Flutterhulk charges at you penis first.

>Reaching a hand back, you squeeze your own ass cheek.

>This activates the second stage of your plan and makes your urethra open wide.

>Flutterhulk is going too fast to stop herself when she realizes what is about to happen.

>She runs right into your dick.

>Your dick gurgles as it swallows her whole and sends it to digest in your scrotum.

>Because that's totally how anatomy works.

http://img.booru.org/furry//images/340/92ccbfd0a0345519f2a6df532447d9d02918af41.gif?364516

[7:10:58 PM] Swift M0nkey: http://img.booru.org/furry//images/240/870d664c0d71a5985132f90ba4d1b96f88ec293d.jpg?264609

[7:11:48 PM] Flutterpriest: >You lay on your back, pointing your massive dick up in the sky.

>Preparing yourself. you execute the final stage of your plan.

>With the force of a thousand virgins, you stroke your cock

>Even when it begins to bleed, you continue to stroke until finally

>You cum.

>Flutterhulk shoots out of your dick at sanic speeds into the sky.

>A little star shimmers in the sky, indicating that she left the atmosphere.

[7:12:18 PM | Edited 7:12:30 PM] Swift M0nkey: >"Looks like team rape it is blasting off agaaaaiiin!"

[7:13:22 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: You bastards

[7:31:16 PM] Flutterpriest: lumber, were you going to post?

[7:32:55 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: No, I'm too busy wondering what happened

[7:33:07 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: And also that I suppose

[7:35:58 PM] Dom: Writing

[7:39:10 PM | Edited 7:41:22 PM] Dom: >With that problem out of the way, you decide to go visit Rarity

>Might as well get your armor resprayed to the classic and always stylish yellow with red trim

>As you sprint to Carousel Boutique, you repeat your mantra in your head

"ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!"

>Turns out you were screaming that out loud

>The ponies around you cower in fear as this hulking giant of metal and rage passes by

>You finally reach Caraousel Boutique and kick down the door

[7:40:22 PM] Swift M0nkey: >Rarity is an octopus.

[7:40:43 PM] Dom: Dammit Swift

[7:45:03 PM] Flutterpriest: >You replace the door back on it's hinges and shake your head.

>Open the door again

>Yep. Still an octopus.

>Close it again.

>Open.

>Octopus.

>Open/Close

>Octopus.

>Open/Close

>Octopus.

>Open/Close

>Octopus.

>Open/Close

>Octopus.

>Open/Close

>Normal

>Open/Close

>Octopus.

>fuck

[7:49:33 PM] Dom: >You really shouldn't be surprised at this.

>Last week she was a bear

>You enter the building, your armor scraping against the roof, and sit on the "waiting" bench

>Raripus just stares at you, her various tentacles sowing, measuring fabrics, and all kinds of seamstress things

>Bitch be productive, yo

>Her piercing gaze unnerves you

[8:01:13 PM] Swift M0nkey: >"Why hello darling!"

>She flops her tentacles around and slides her slimy self over to you.

>Hanging a tentacle over your shoulder and covering you in her goop, she asks

>"How may I help you?"

>You cannot respond.

>Her beak thingy pokes your ear.

>Shit.

>Time to listen to your conscious to find out what to do.

>("Hey conscious bro. What do I do?")

>The deep southern racist negro voice enters your head.

>('Well you gots tah take the squid octopus thing and make yerself some of them fish-head food thangies.')

>("Sushi?")

>('Nigga do Ah look like Ah speak their strange asian nigga language?!')

>("I don't know what you look like actua-")

>('Nyggah you talkin' back tah me?! How bout Ah shove mah arm up ya ass and work ya mouth like a puppet?!')

>("N-No thank you. Thanks for the advice.")

>('Shut the fuck up you gay bitch nigga.')

>("Y-You too.")

>You grab Rarity's beak and slam her down.

>Then you squint your eyes, put on your japanese chef hat, and say the ritual words.

"OY CHINGUKU MAI CHANKEO WANG!"

>"ANONYMOUS WA-"

 

>You now sit on the couch with a plate of white and purple sushi in front of you.

>Well shit.

>You don't even like sushi.

[8:15:31 PM | Removed 8:15:38 PM] Flutterpriest: This message has been removed.

[8:15:49 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: I saw that

[8:15:59 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: You sick batard

[8:16:53 PM] Swift M0nkey: What was it

[8:18:33 PM] Flutterpriest: >Speaking of shit.

>Nature calls.

>You head up the stairs.

>Bathroom first door on the right.

>Lord knows you wouldn't wanna shit in Sweetie Belle's toybox again.

>Or....

>Nah.

>You open the door to the bathroom and step inside.

>A long corridor covered in doors lays out before you.

>You turn around.

>The door is gone.

>Da fuq.jpg.

>You walk down the hall way and look at the doors.

>Each has a label.

>"Index."

>"Exchange."

>"A Taste of Harmony."

>What the fuck?

>You see one labled Parent's Night out.

>Huh.

>You enter inside and see Princess Cadence molesting a young human boy in a tub.

>Heading inside, you head inside and cut her head off with your mighty axe.

>The little boy screams as you head back in the hallway.

>This could be fun.

[8:19:27 PM] Swift M0nkey: This story just reached all new levels of fun

[8:19:45 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Oh boy!

[8:19:53 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Gemme a second

[8:19:54 PM] Dom: My turn

[8:20:00 PM] Dom: Lumber, wait until next rotation

[8:20:01 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Fuck

[8:20:58 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Wait a minute

[8:21:04 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: It's my go

[8:21:18 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: I go after priest

[8:21:22 PM] Dom: Fine, you nigger

[8:21:30 PM] Flutterpriest: go lumber

[8:21:51 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: I was stating the fact, sorry about any misunderstandings

[8:21:56 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Dom you go

[8:22:29 PM] Swift M0nkey: Dom's playing a game

[8:22:31 PM] Swift M0nkey: Just go

[8:24:48 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >Having discovered your dimension hopping abilities you quickly sprint down the hallway and kick in the door that says 'kickboxing banana'.

>There you see a banana with arms and legs kicking flutterrapist into the sky after which him and another you high five and they turn around.

>Only to face you...

[8:31:57 PM] Dom: >With a swing of your Power Axe, you slice the banana down the middle

>You pick up the alternate you and rip him in half

>You're the only badass around here

>Returning to the hallway, you face a door labeled "In Loco Parentis"

>You don't speak the Taco language, but this should be good

>You enter a bathroom where a crying Anon holds a bleeding Scootaloo

>He lifts Scootaloo up and turns, but stops when he sees you

>The sight of blood enrages you

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

>You raise your massive leg and deliver a kick to the chest of the Anon

>You hear ribs crack and bones crunch as Anon is launched into the back wall

"THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO BE A CRYING LITTLE BITCH!"

>You exit the bathroom and back into the hallway

[8:40:58 PM] Flutterpriest: swift?

[8:41:14 PM] Swift M0nkey: I'm doin it

[8:41:21 PM] Flutterpriest: o-ok

[8:44:15 PM] Pickle: That'll teach you to be a crying little bitch Priest

[8:45:02 PM] Flutterpriest: ?

[8:45:14 PM] Pickle: I dunno. I tried to make a reference

[8:45:17 PM] Pickle: I love you

[8:45:21 PM] Pickle: Please don't hurt me

[8:47:49 PM | Edited 8:49:14 PM] Swift M0nkey: >With the blood of the innocent on your shirt, you stroll through one labeled "Then and Now"

>It's a basket ball game.

>Fuck yeah.

>You run into the middle of the game as a guy is leading with the ball.

>He jumps up to dunk it and you jump up to slam it out of his hands.

>In that instant, you are ripped through dimensions and are now in a pony filled world with the guy.

"This is too fucking weird bruh."

>He turns to you surprised.

>"What are you doing-"

"Nope."

>You walk back out into the hallway.

>Then start walking down and pick a random unlabeled door.

>When you step through you see a mare sitting on a bench facing away from you.

>You walk out there and go sit down next to her.

>She smiles and turns to you.

>"So you want to know the answer, huh?"

"The answer to what?"

>"That's for you to find out."

"Bitch what the fuck are you talking about?"

>An asian guy comes and taps her on the shoulder.

>She stands and smiles at you.

>"Good luck."

>She then follows the asian guy back to the door you came from and leaves.

>Wait a minute.

>You remember this!

>This is from the Matrix!

>Wait.

>That means.

>"Mr. Anonymous."

>You turn toward the voice and see Fluttershy wearing a suit and tie.

"What do you want?"

>"What is your fetish, Mr. Anonymous?"

"Not telling."

>A clone of her walks up behind her.

>"Mr. Anonymous..."

>A few more clones come from all around you, all saying that.

>"Mr. Anonymous."

>"Mr. Anonymous."

"I'm done."

>You turn to leave when one of them grabs you by the shirt.

>Oh hell nah.

>Doing a backflip in slow motion, you kick her square in the forehead.

>She flies backwards, knocking over a few clones like bowling pins.

"Fine, you want a fight?! I'll give you a fight!"

>They all come running at you.

>You pull out your secret weapon.

>A stuffed rabbit.

>Holding it up to your torso makes them all stop.

"ANYONE MOVES AND THE BUNNY GETS IT!"

>They all freeze and watch you as you back up to the door.

>You open it with your free hand and go back inside to the hallway.

>Man.

>This is weird.

[8:54:58 PM] Flutterpriest: >You stroll through the hallway trying to find a new door that sounds interesting.

>Let's see...

>This one is called Tough Love

>This could only end in endless wonder.

>You walk inside and you see yourself enjoying a simple breakfast.

"Yo me. whassup."

>"Yo."

"Gimme sum dat."

>"No."

"Kay."

>Suddenly Fluttershy busts in.

>"Mom. Go home."

"Nigga. What did you just say?"

>"ANON! How DARE you use that language in front of your mother. Also why are there two of you?"

>You look back and forth from the Anon and the Fluttershy.

"You are... related."

>"I adopted him"

>"Yeah. It's complicated."

"Then why are you guys still in the whole flutterrape scenario."

>"Well she was molesting me as a child."

>You look to Fluttershy.

>"W-well... I just loved my little boy so much a-and... I-I couldn't help it... and... and."

"That's hot."

[8:55:36 PM] Flutterpriest: pickle, lumber then dom

[8:55:36 PM] Pickle: I am not writing.

[8:55:41 PM] Pickle: Skip me

[8:55:50 PM] Flutterpriest: luber

[8:55:58 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: I got dis

[8:56:59 PM] Dom: Y'all forget that we're a Space Marine

[8:58:18 PM] Swift M0nkey: No Dom

[8:58:21 PM] Swift M0nkey: You're a space marine

[8:59:48 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >While it indeed is hot, you are going to ignore your boners orders for once and claim this yellow mellows skull for the skull throne.

>What? There's a reason you have power armour on.

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

>You grab the Anon and toss him across the room with ease as you use your other hand to squeeze this molesters body until her head pops out of her body and you quickly grab her flying head and promptly sprint back into the hallway where you run into a room named, "A Darker home".

>Sounds like the warp!

[9:00:25 PM] Swift M0nkey: DIS IS HOT

[9:03:08 PM] Dom: Writing

[9:03:14 PM] Swift M0nkey: DO IT FASTER

[9:03:20 PM] Swift M0nkey: UNF

[9:03:22 PM] Swift M0nkey: giggity

[9:03:53 PM] Flutterpriest: >inb4 moldy mare tounge

[9:12:10 PM] Dom: >You enter the front room of what seems to be an old mansion

>You hear voices coming from down a hallway, followed by a screech

>Sounds like someone is in trouble!

>Good! Let them suffer

>You turn to try to leave the mansion, but the door is locked

>This mansion is trying to lock you in?

"NOT ON MY WATCH!"

>You charge shoulder first into the center of the mansion, tearing through walls and destroying support beams as you move

>The mansion begins to collapse around you as you smash through a brick wall and out into the open air

>The screams follow you as Twilight, Fluttershy, and an alternate you follow through the hole you created

>The Anon looks angry as he tries to catch his breath

>"What the FUCK was tha-"

>He stops when he looks up and sees you

>"O-oh shit..."

>The ponies stare on in amazement and fear

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

>You run back into the rubble of the mansion as a large chunk of roof crashes down on top of you

>You're back in the hallway

[9:16:08 PM] Swift M0nkey: "Man, my dick hurts."

>You take out the solution to your problem and put it on your dick.

>Sweetie cocksock has been equipped.

>She squeaks.

>You cum.

[9:16:25 PM] Pickle: Don't we all..

[9:16:28 PM] Pickle: Don't we all...

[9:19:26 PM | Edited 9:21:04 PM] Flutterpriest: >You walk down the hall looking for a new victim.

>Erm.

>Actually. No.

>You wanna fuck something.

>Loooking down at the little filly on your dick.

>She smiles.

>Something else.

>A frown form on her face.

>How the fuck did she even hear that.

>These are your thoughts.

>Sweetie Belle. Stop breaking the fourth wall.

>"Okay Priest."

"What?"

>Shut the fuck up Anon.

>You look around the hallway, confused.

>Backing into a new door, you fail to see the name on the door.

>Crusty Cunt Flakes

[9:20:49 PM] Swift M0nkey: *Belle

[9:29:30 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >You toss the Sweetie across the hallway and order her to remain there until you return.

>Kicking down the door you walk in on you licking rainbow dashes cunt, and it looks even worse looking then Nurgle rot.

>But chaos undivided demands sacrifice!

>Your axe finds a new home into the Anons back and you shove your head deep into the rotted cunt of rainbow dash.

>The taste of rot and blood fill your mouth as you greedily drink in the pus that fills rainbows cunt.

[9:35:32 PM] Dom: >It takes you a moment to realize you left your helmet on

"HERESY!"

>You bring your fist down and crush the rainbow pony

>Pus, blood, and rotting flesh fly in every direction

>You kick own the door and return to the hallway

>Sweetie magically reappears on your dock

>As you stomp down the hallway, you scan the labels

>You find one that seems interesting and slam through the door

>"Lyler in Equestria"

[9:37:15 PM] Swift M0nkey: >You cum.

[9:40:23 PM] Flutterpriest: >You look around as you stand inside the home of Lyra Heartstrings.

>Heading upstairs, you see lyra being fucked by some stallion in her room.

>Good.

>You walk into the second bedroom and see an identical looking horse shoving a pineapple in her butthole.

>"I GOT ITCHIES ON DA ENSIDE"

[9:42:53 PM] Swift M0nkey: I want to take this turn

[9:43:04 PM] Dom: NOPE

[9:43:06 PM] Dom: TOO LATE

[9:43:07 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Alright then

[9:43:10 PM] Flutterpriest: No

[9:43:14 PM] Flutterpriest: let swift do it

[9:43:28 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Do it swoft

[9:43:35 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: DO IT HARD

[9:53:27 PM | Edited 9:55:11 PM] Swift M0nkey: "Uh..."

>With a grunt, she rockets the pineapple out of her ass.

>Dodge that shit like a boss.

>Guess you picked something up from that one scene in the matrix.

>She turns around and awkwardly smiles at you.

>"ITCHIES!"

"What do you mean by that?"

>"In mah tummy!"

>You raise an eyebrow at her.

"In your tummy? What did you eat?"

>"I ated the cotton candy in the attic!"

"WHAT?!"

>You turn around to see the stairs to the attic pulled down.

>When you ascend them, you look down at the attic floor to see a huge chunk of fiberglass insulation missing.

"YOU ATE INSULATION?!"

>She nods proudly.

"WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL!"

>She nods happily, completely oblivious to the fact that this is serious.

>You walk over to her and go to pick her up.

>Once touching her sides, she bursts into laughter and shit starts spraying out of her pineapple gaped asshole.

>The force of the shit flying out of her butt is enough to make her move, but because of her angle on the floor, she spins in a circle.

"FUCKING STOOOOP!"

>The spray sputters to a stop and she smiles innocently at you.

>"Who are you?"

"..."

>She continues to smile.

"I'm done."

>You walk back out into the hallway.

[9:56:25 PM] Flutterpriest: go lumber

[10:13:45 PM] Flutterpriest: lumber is kill?

[10:13:57 PM] Dom: I'm up

[10:15:01 PM] Swift M0nkey: I'm down.

Nice to meet you, up.

[10:19:38 PM] Dom: >You walk across the hall and kick down the door marked "Exchange"

>You emerge on an airship, causing the wood to groan under your massive weight

>The wind whips pas you as you scan the deck of the ship

>Big Mac stands at a wheel, completely oblivious to the hulking mass of metal that has appeared behind him

[10:25:59 PM] Swift M0nkey: >Time to fuckem butt.

>You j-j-jam it in his poohole and he shouts out, turning the wheel of the airship and sending it spiraling down to the ground.

>Princess Celestia comes out of a room and is flung out as it spirals out of control.

"Heh."

>You cum inside and then dive through the open door.

>Now that you're back in the hallway, you peer back out at them.

>All you can see is flames.

"Shweet."

>Close the door.

>Continue moving.

[10:31:37 PM | Edited 10:33:24 PM] Flutterpriest: >You open one of the doors you see from the beginning.

>A Taste of Harmony.

>Opening up the doors, you find yourself in Anon's house...

 

 

>Rainbow lands, "Well I had the idea... What if we each spend a day with Anon? Sort of like a dating day. Then when the week is over, he'll tell us who he loves!"

>The rest of them gasp.

>"Yeah, I know. Pretty awesome plan."

>They roll their eyes.

>You tilt your head for a moment.

>"Huh. Well, it's an idea. Sounds like it could be fun. What do you say Twilight, you in? Come on, I know you're listening in somewhere."

 

"NO!"

>The seven all stare at you.

"NO NO NO NO NO!"

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSXV0KR4PWY

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

>"Are you me?"

"YES! SHUT UP. THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. THEY ALL ARE NEEDY, INSECURE BITCHES."

>Anon looks to you, to the six ponies that are beginning to tear up.

>"Really?"

"Yeah. Total trap. Helpin you out man."

>"Huh. Well you heard me. Rainbow, you idea is shit."

>The six ponies all look crest fallen as you begin to walk out the door back into the hallway.

>At least you helped a brother out.

[10:32:49 PM] Swift M0nkey: *anon's house

[10:33:27 PM] Flutterpriest: fack

[10:33:29 PM] Flutterpriest: i was close

[10:33:31 PM] Flutterpriest: its been forever

[10:35:44 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >Before you leave you quickly grab one of the equines at random and impale her on your dick.

>The dick still needs to feed.

>You walk down the hallway and see a door that quickly captures your attention.

>Dragonon.

[10:42:43 PM] Dom: >You ignore it and walk on

>Coming upon a door with no label, you decide to investigate

>The label has been torn off and replaced with a name carved in the wood

>"Fractured Flow"

"What's the worst that can happen?"

>You open the door and walk in

[10:43:45 PM] *** Dom added Urban ***

[10:48:10 PM] Swift M0nkey: >You're in a restaurant.

>Spaghetti has flooded the room.

>The limbs of various bodies are sprawled out across the room.

>The sauce mixes with the blood.

>Two men stand in front of you.

>One of them looks like an officer of the law.

>The other has his pants down and is fapping.

"...Nope."

>Spin 540 degrees and walk out.

[10:54:04 PM | Edited 10:55:43 PM] Flutterpriest: >Heading back into the room, you walk straight across the hall to a door marked A Touch of Pink

>A different version of you sits on a couch doing nothing.

>You look around and sit in another chair.

>An uncomfortable moment passes.

"This is it?"

>"What?"

"This is it. This is all you fucking do."

>"Yeah. I don't do much."

"What thefuck is THIS! Do you even TRY to hit on chicks?"

>"Well I like Rarity."

"Fuck this."

>You head back out into the hall into a door labled "A Helping hand."

>It's the same goddamn bitch sitting in the same couch.

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

>"What?"

"What would you do if some mare tried to rape you?"

>He shrugs.

>"I dunno. Let it happen I guess."

"What the fuck you beta faggot."

>You head out the door into another door labled "A Helping hoof."

"Don't fucking tell me."

>"Hey! I ordered Pizza!"

>You take your axe and decapitate the beta faggot.

>Dripping with blood, you head back into the hall.

"Never again."

[11:04:11 PM] Dom: >You angrily stomp into the next door you see

>"Branded"

>You enter Rarity's house and hear moaning coming from upstairs

>This better not be what you think it is

>You stomp upstairs, the stairs cracking under your weight

>Reaching the source of the moaning, you stand in front of Rarity's door

>You begin to push it open

"I swear to Khorne, if-"

>You're stopped by your own rage

>A naked Anon is fucking Rarity up against the wall, her cutie mark clearly displayed on his ass

>Your rage has never been uncontrolled

...

>As you leave the room, your armor is painted with the blood of the couple

>You stomp back down the stairs, grab Sweetie Belle, and exit the house

>As you enter the hallway, you toss the new Sweetie to the old one

"Have fun"

[11:07:23 PM] Pickle: I'm okay with this

[11:47:59 PM] Flutterpriest: >You find a new door.

>It's labeled "Granny Smith"

>Curiosity overwhelms you as you step inside

[11:48:58 PM] Swift M0nkey: noooooooope

[11:49:09 PM] Dom: No

[11:49:31 PM] Flutterpriest: >You kill yourself.

 

Good job everybody

[11:50:10 PM] Swift M0nkey: We should give this an original name

[11:50:14 PM] Swift M0nkey: How about

[11:50:17 PM] Swift M0nkey: Star Wars

[11:50:28 PM] Flutterpriest: i dunno

[11:50:33 PM] Flutterpriest: not enough stars in it

[11:50:37 PM] Swift M0nkey: Shit

[11:50:44 PM] Swift M0nkey: There's no wars either

[11:50:46 PM] Flutterpriest: how about Lord of the Ping

[11:50:48 PM] Flutterpriest: -as

[11:50:55 PM] Swift M0nkey: Maybe uh

[11:50:57 PM] Swift M0nkey: Um

[11:51:54 PM] Swift M0nkey: Well here's a new one

[11:51:56 PM] Swift M0nkey: What about

[11:52:11 PM] Swift M0nkey: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Blacks

[11:52:27 PM] Flutterpriest: Well we DO hate black people

[11:52:29 PM] Flutterpriest: but i mean

[11:52:34 PM] Flutterpriest: we still dont have stars

[11:52:36 PM] Flutterpriest: or wars

[11:52:39 PM] Flutterpriest: but

[11:52:47 PM] Flutterpriest: it will attract attention on a pastebin

[11:53:08 PM] Swift M0nkey: Alright

[11:53:10 PM] Swift M0nkey: What about

[11:53:16 PM] Swift M0nkey: A never before used name

[11:53:18 PM] Swift M0nkey: Like

[11:53:21 PM] Swift M0nkey: Star Wars

[11:53:39 PM] Flutterpriest: I like it

[11:53:41 PM] Flutterpriest: But

[11:53:46 PM] Flutterpriest: How about

[11:53:49 PM] Flutterpriest: We call it

[11:54:04 PM] Flutterpriest: Star Wars IV: The first one

[11:54:18 PM] Swift M0nkey: I like where you're going with this

[11:54:20 PM] Swift M0nkey: But

[11:54:23 PM] Swift M0nkey: I think

[11:54:31 PM] Swift M0nkey: We have to be more original here

[11:54:42 PM] Swift M0nkey: How about we call it

[11:54:56 PM] Swift M0nkey: Battletoads

[11:55:08 PM] Theseus: Oh God

[11:55:10 PM] Theseus: Swift

[11:55:16 PM] Flutterpriest: Thats it

[11:55:19 PM] Theseus: Is your profile picture Dankey Kang?

[11:55:20 PM] Flutterpriest: Its perfect

[11:56:06 PM] Swift M0nkey: yus

[11:56:44 PM] Theseus: "Gotta go 'OOOK'"

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