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(FR-Collab) Round Robin - Round 3

By: FlutterPriest on Jan 14th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 10.70 KB  |  hits: 48  |  expires: Never
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  2. >You wake up to a pop sound.
  3. [1/12/2014 5:01:57 PM] Flutterpriest: >"POP POP! WATCHIN PONYS DROP!" you hear yell through your home.
  4. [1/12/2014 5:04:26 PM] Pickle: "Too fuckin' early for this shit
  5. [1/12/2014 5:04:35 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >You get up from your bed and go to investigate the sounds when Fluttershy flys into your back and knock you over.
  6. [1/12/2014 5:04:42 PM] Lasagna: NIGGA
  7. [1/12/2014 5:05:02 PM] Lasagna: it was my turn
  8. [1/12/2014 5:05:27 PM | Edited 5:05:34 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Thought you weren't participating
  9. [1/12/2014 5:05:32 PM] Lasagna: whatever i'll just go now
  10. [1/12/2014 5:05:44 PM] Lasagna: different order would be good
  11. [1/12/2014 5:06:51 PM] Lasagna: >"THE FUCK DO YOU WANT PISSMUTE!"
  12. >you tear the yellow ball of apprehesiveness of your back
  13. >Fluttershy trembles at your shouting
  14. >She mumbles inoherently, making you angrier
  15. [1/12/2014 5:51:48 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSDDDDSDD
  16. [1/12/2014 5:51:56 PM] Dom: fugg :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
  17. [1/12/2014 5:52:00 PM] Swift M0nkey: Lumber, do you know what that's from?
  18. [1/12/2014 5:52:05 PM] Swift M0nkey: OH YEAH MY TURN
  19. [1/12/2014 5:52:08 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: I saw the screen cap
  20. [1/12/2014 5:53:11 PM] Swift M0nkey: >Instead of bashing her head in with your shoe, you decide to do the one thing you feel is the proper thing to do in this situation.
  21. >You start bashing her head in with your sock.
  22. [1/12/2014 5:53:55 PM] Swift M0nkey: There's my part
  23. [1/12/2014 5:53:58 PM] Swift M0nkey: I'm going to eat
  24. [1/12/2014 5:54:05 PM] Flutterpriest: >The blood splatters everywhere in waves accross your home.
  25. [1/12/2014 5:54:10 PM] Flutterpriest: Enjoy dinner swoft
  26. [1/12/2014 5:57:26 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Pickle
  27. [1/12/2014 5:58:51 PM] Pickle: >Sighing, you go under the sink and grab a few rags, a gallon of bleach, and some rubber gloves
  28. >Pulling her corpse outside, you begin to scrub the walls and floors, occasionally squeezing the blood out of the rag onto the corpse outside
  29. [1/12/2014 6:02:04 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >After cleaning the mess up and having disposed the body using a potent mixture of magic and science, you quickly check around your house for the racket that had woke you in the first place.
  30. >Two ponies are sat in the middle of your living room where they are covered in bleach from where you had cleaned over them when you had a bloody mess of Flutters.
  31. >They sit there...
  32. [1/12/2014 6:11:43 PM] Flutterpriest: Las must be away, so it goes to Dom
  33. [1/12/2014 6:15:50 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: I think Dom is kill
  34. [1/12/2014 6:16:26 PM] Dom: I'M HERE
  35. [1/12/2014 6:19:44 PM] Dom: "The fuck are you?"
  36. >One of the ponies clears his throat before speaking
  37. >"We are representatives of Her Highness Princess Cadance. We've come to invite you to a banquet being held in the Crystal Empire."
  38. [1/12/2014 6:22:50 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Priests up
  39. [1/12/2014 6:28:15 PM] Flutterpriest: >Banquet?
  40. >FOOD?
  41. >FOOD!
  42. "HELL YEAH I'M GUNNA GO TO THAT!"
  43. >"Thank you, please come with us."
  44. [1/12/2014 6:29:22 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Pookle
  45. [1/12/2014 7:04:08 PM] Swift M0nkey: IS HE GOING
  46. [1/12/2014 7:04:11 PM] Swift M0nkey: DAMN IT
  47. [1/12/2014 7:05:13 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: GOGOGO
  48. [1/12/2014 7:05:30 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: Oh wait, it's my go
  49. [1/12/2014 7:05:40 PM] Swift M0nkey: ...
  50. [1/12/2014 7:05:51 PM] Swift M0nkey: Who else but Lumber?
  51. [1/12/2014 7:06:01 PM] Swift M0nkey: Laugh track #5646673
  52. [1/12/2014 7:06:16 PM] Dom: [LAUGH TRACK INTENSIFIES]
  53. [1/12/2014 7:06:24 PM] Swift M0nkey: HEY
  54. [1/12/2014 7:06:27 PM] Swift M0nkey: THAT WAS MY JOKE
  55. [1/12/2014 7:06:30 PM] Swift M0nkey: HOW ABOUT YOU
  56. [1/12/2014 7:06:32 PM] Swift M0nkey: TAKE YOUR PANTS
  57. [1/12/2014 7:06:36 PM] Dom: Off?
  58. [1/12/2014 7:06:36 PM] Swift M0nkey: AND SHOVE THEM
  59. [1/12/2014 7:06:38 PM] Swift M0nkey: OVER YOUR LEGS
  60. [1/12/2014 7:06:45 PM] Swift M0nkey: I'm not good at insulting people
  61. [1/12/2014 7:06:50 PM] Dom: >not wearing pants
  62. Jokes on you
  63. [1/12/2014 7:07:00 PM] Swift M0nkey: Yokes on me
  64. [1/12/2014 7:07:00 PM] Dom: >don't have legs
  65. Double HA!
  66. [1/12/2014 7:07:03 PM] Swift M0nkey: Disgusting
  67. [1/12/2014 7:10:19 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >Having decided to participate in the pretty pink princess ponies party, you can't help but think on why Princess Cadence would invite you above everyone else.
  68. >Seriously, you thought the bitch was hating on you.
  69. "May I ask why the princess would like my presence there?"
  70. [1/12/2014 7:10:43 PM] Dom: Las' turn
  71. [1/12/2014 7:12:14 PM] Swift M0nkey: Is Las kill?
  72. [1/12/2014 7:13:16 PM] Flutterpriest: Las said he was busy tonight remember?
  73. [1/12/2014 7:13:19 PM] Flutterpriest: Let's go to Dom
  74. [1/12/2014 7:13:55 PM] Dom: >The stallions sighs
  75. >"Well, it's more for publicity. You being the only human and showing up to her party would look great for the press."
  76. >Hmm...
  77. >Maybe you could exploit this...
  78. [1/12/2014 7:16:55 PM] Flutterpriest: swaaaaft
  79. [1/12/2014 7:17:07 PM] Swift M0nkey: "So if I go, her party gets more publicity?"
  80. >The stallion nods.
  81. "Wait, she doesn't even want me?!"
  82. >He shakes his head.
  83. >You shit your pants in frustration.
  84. "Fine. Let's go."
  85. [1/12/2014 7:18:59 PM] Flutterpriest: >The stallion stares at you awkwardly as the smell of wet shit fills the room.
  86. >"Do you want to clean yourself up first?"
  87. >You glare at him.
  88. >Sticking your finger in the back of your throat, you begin to throw up down your shirt and piss yourself.
  89. "Nah. I'm a fucking sexual Tyrannosarus."
  90. [1/12/2014 7:19:29 PM] Swift M0nkey: Jesus Christ what have I done
  91. [1/12/2014 7:20:13 PM] Dom: [Sunday, January 12, 2014 7:19 PM] Flutterpriest:
  92.  
  93. <<< I'm a fucking sexual TyrannosarusThat's me!
  94. [1/12/2014 7:25:18 PM] Flutterpriest: Lumber up otherwise Dom
  95. [1/12/2014 7:25:48 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >The stallion gives you a look as though he has learned he has to watch a mentally unstable alien that's four times stronger than the strongest pony.
  96. >Oh wait he does.
  97. >You head upstairs and change your clothes to something more presentable.
  98. >A track suit with red and black floral designs.
  99. >You are one good looking bastard.
  100. [1/12/2014 7:28:35 PM] Dom: >Your inner Slav comes out as the track suit binds itself with you
  101. >You are become death, destroyer of worlds
  102. >You go to the stallion, ready to travel
  103. "Let us go, comrade."
  104. [1/12/2014 7:31:34 PM] Swift M0nkey: >You cum
  105. [1/12/2014 7:32:20 PM] Flutterpriest: >Grabbing some out of your pants, you rub it on the face of the guard.
  106. [1/12/2014 7:33:32 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >The guard stands there with a blank emotionless face as you run your seed on his face.
  107. "Simba..."
  108. [1/12/2014 7:33:57 PM] Swift M0nkey: I can't
  109. [1/12/2014 7:34:06 PM] Flutterpriest: Oh my god I lost it
  110. [1/12/2014 7:42:17 PM] Dom: >The guard just turns before bringing a gun from his saddlebag and painting your wall with his brains
  111. >The second guard sighs and waves you toward the carriage they arived in
  112. >"Just get in the damn carriage."
  113. [1/12/2014 7:56:17 PM] Swift M0nkey: >You fall forward on your face and drag it along the ground between your legs as you walk over to the carriage.
  114. >Once getting inside it, you turn and see Fluttershy laying there with her legs spread.
  115. "What the-"
  116. >The guard yells for the carriage to start and it does.
  117. >You look him dead in the face, trying not to look at Fluttershy's vagina.
  118. "Does she really have to be here?"
  119. >"Of course. She was invited."
  120. >You look back over at her.
  121. >She is shoving most of her hoof into herself and drooling all over the seat.
  122. >Looking back to the guard, you ask.
  123. "Are you seeing this too?"
  124. >You both look at her.
  125. >She's sitting there smiling.
  126. "You fucking bitch!"
  127. >You reach out to her and the guard stops you.
  128. >Turn your head to face him.
  129. >He furrows his brow as he looks at you.
  130. >"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to-"
  131. "I swear, she was just trying to make herself her own puppet with a hoof in her cunt!"
  132. >"SIR."
  133. >You look back over at her.
  134. "You're so gonna get it when we get off this carriage."
  135. >She blinks a few times and smiles.
  136. >"Get what?"
  137. "GET A FACE FULL OF-"
  138. >The guard interrupts you.
  139. >"Yeah, get what?"
  140. "Get a face full of love! Yeah. Love."
  141. >He narrows his eyes at you.
  142. >You look back over at Fluttershy.
  143. >She winks.
  144. >Both ways.
  145. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  146. >The carriage touches down in Canterlot.
  147. [1/12/2014 7:58:35 PM] Flutterpriest: >A guard comes around the open up the carriage, but you open it up in his face.
  148. >Er. Rather. Slamming it into his face.
  149. >You jump out and stomp towards the castle as Fluttershy follows you eagerly inside.
  150. >"Um.... Can I get that love now Anon?"
  151. >You open your mouth to say something.
  152. [1/12/2014 7:59:55 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: "I have nothing to say to the one thing I had managed to kill."
  153. [1/12/2014 8:01:33 PM] Swift M0nkey: >The yellow paint runs off of Rainbow's dead body.
  154. CONTINUE LAS
  155. [1/12/2014 8:08:28 PM] Lasagna: >Fluttershy stares at you quizzically
  156. >"You killed me? you wouldn't do that. You love me!"
  157. >She begins to turn to cry and you feel great
  158. >Fuck that rapist bitch.
  159. >you arrive at the crystal empire and you are immediatly blinded by all the shining crystal buildings
  160. "Fucking crystal bullshit!"
  161. [1/12/2014 8:09:36 PM] Swift M0nkey: Anon has learned the ability to teleport
  162. [1/12/2014 8:09:42 PM] Flutterpriest: [Sunday, January 12, 2014 7:56 PM] Swift M0nkey:
  163.  
  164. <<< >The carriage touches down in Canterlot.
  165. [1/12/2014 8:10:03 PM] Swift M0nkey: JUSS GO WIF IT
  166. [1/12/2014 8:11:07 PM] Lasagna: i dun goofed
  167. [1/12/2014 8:11:13 PM] Lasagna: i fix now
  168. [1/12/2014 8:14:55 PM | Removed 8:15:52 PM] Lasagna: This message has been removed.
  169. [1/12/2014 8:15:10 PM] Lasagna: swift ya done goofed
  170. [1/12/2014 8:15:16 PM] Flutterpriest: We all dun goofed
  171. [1/12/2014 8:15:19 PM] Flutterpriest: Just go wif it
  172. [1/12/2014 8:15:34 PM | Edited 8:15:41 PM] Lasagna: its dom's turn
  173. [1/12/2014 8:58:53 PM] Dom: >A pair of sunglasses lowers onto your face from the sky
  174. >"Deal With It" appears as bold red text in front of you
  175. >You turn to the guard and smile
  176. "Take me to the Princess, my chocolate comrade!"
  177. [1/12/2014 8:59:34 PM] Swift M0nkey: >You cum
  178. [1/12/2014 9:01:03 PM] Flutterpriest: >Grabbing some out of your pants, you rub it on the face of the guard.
  179. [1/12/2014 9:12:05 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >Yet again the vicious continues and you have no choice but to anoint a new so be since the last slain hisself.
  180. "Simba... And if you attempt to kill yourself and succeed I'll rape your body
  181. [1/12/2014 9:23:31 PM] Lasagna: >"The guard looks at you with disgust then turns away from you"
  182. >You wonder why he's narrated his own actions, but you decide not to worry about it
  183. >"The guard escorts Anon and Fluttershy to the castle entrance to where they are greeted by princess Cadence herself."
  184. >"Hello Anonymous, I'm happy you could join us for today's celebrations."
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