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(FR-Collab) Round Robin - Round 2

By: FlutterPriest on Jan 14th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.58 KB  |  hits: 47  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You sit back up after witnessing everyone walking their pet velociraptors.
  2. "What in the niggering Christ of shit titties is this?"
  3. >The world is very colorful.
  4. >A voice hums out in a creepy tone.
  5. >"Anooooon~"
  6. >The yellow and pink comes closer.
  7. >You step back.
  8. >It moans out your name once again, this time with a much deeper tone of voice.
  9. >"Anooooon, liStEn tO Me~"
  10. "3spooky5me, this is like some /x/ level shit here."
  11. >A tiny whisper is heard in your ear.
  12. >"I want you to be miiine~"
  13. "360fucknope."
  14. >You spin around and walk the fuck outta there.
  15. >After taking your first step, you slam into the scenery.
  16. "What the fuck?"
  17. >It's as if...
  18. >Oh no.
  19. >You're in a painting...
  20. >Turning around, you see Fluttershy there.
  21. >She doesn't appear to have a body.
  22. >Just really a smudge of yellow and pink paint that is in front of you.
  23. >It moans again.
  24. >This is fucking silly.
  25. >Time to be completely serious here.
  26. >Using the massive knowledge you have collected from your entire lifetime, you think of a logical solution to the problem.
  27. >You pull out your vacuum and suck up the Flutterghost.
  28. >Luigi's Mansion is an amazing game.
  29.  
  30. Guys stop me
  31. [1/9/2014 7:51:36 PM] Swift M0nkey: If no one says anything in two minutes, I'm going to continue this myself
  32. [1/9/2014 7:51:40 PM] Swift M0nkey: So what if I play with myself
  33. [1/9/2014 7:51:48 PM] Swift M0nkey: I do it all the time
  34. [1/9/2014 7:51:57 PM] Swift M0nkey: In both senses
  35. [1/9/2014 7:52:11 PM] Swift M0nkey: I live a very sad life
  36. [1/9/2014 7:56:07 PM] Lasagna: fucking luigi's mansion
  37. [1/9/2014 7:59:47 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >Wait a fucking minute here...
  38. >You don't like luigi!
  39. >Mario's where's it at, luigi's is for plebeians with shit taste
  40. [1/9/2014 8:01:30 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: [someone else continue]
  41. [1/9/2014 8:03:34 PM] Swift M0nkey: >You look to the right and see Rarity in a french hat staring at a painting across from you.
  42. >Holy shit, is this a museum?
  43. >Without more question, you blue skadoo out of the painting and land next to her.
  44. >She simply stares back and forth between each of the paintings in front of her as some music is playing.
  45. >How the fuck is she singing without even moving her-
  46. >The entire world blinks out of existence for a second and now you are behind her as she looks at two trays of food.
  47. "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!"
  48. >All of them turn to you and the music is halted with the screech of a pin leaving a record player.
  49. >They stare at you.
  50. >You stare at them.
  51. >Crickets chirp.
  52. >You look at the crickets.
  53. >Then to the ponies.
  54. >And then to Rarity.
  55. >Rarity looks at the ponies.
  56. >Then to the cricket.
  57. >And then to you.
  58. >The ponies look at the cricket.
  59. >Then to you.
  60. >And then to Rarity.
  61. >The cricket doesn't look at anyone because it doesn't understand Swift's humor.
  62. >A green explosion sends all of you flying.
  63. >You sit there holding on to Rarity's crotchtits while shaking in fear as a dragon stares you both in the face, licking his scaly lips with a forked tongue.
  64. >Rarity notices you holding on to her tits and yells, "ANONYMOUS-"
  65. "RARITY HELP ME!"
  66. >"LET GO OF ME!"
  67. "NO! I NEED TO USE YOUR MAREPARTS!"
  68. >"EXCUSE ME?!"
  69. >You squeeze her tit hard and a tiny bit of milk shoots out.
  70. >It flies out with amazing speed and hits the dragon in the eye.
  71. >He screams and falls over, crushing an orphanage.
  72. >Then he blinks out of existence and "10000 points" appears above him as if you were in some sort of video game.
  73. >You look at Rarity.
  74. >Rarity looks at you.
  75. >You squeeze her tit again.
  76. >She slaps you.
  77. [1/9/2014 8:05:10 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >You squeeze harder.
  78. >She punches your face.
  79. >Tit squeezing intensifies.
  80. [1/9/2014 8:06:02 PM] Swift M0nkey: >After many a titty have been squeezed, you return home with a broken jaw, nose, and a few cracked ribs.
  81. >Totally worth it.
  82. [1/9/2014 8:07:42 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >You then plop back into the couch and ponder on the various bullshit you have had to deal with for the past several months.
  83. >Fuck.
  84. >Your life is strangely awesome.
  85. [1/9/2014 8:11:56 PM] Swift M0nkey: >As you play dress up with your cock, you reflect on past troubles.
  86. >Like that time you got severely cut in that accident.
  87. >Or when you almost got your finger bit off by a goat.
  88. >Ahh.
  89. >Those were the days.
  90. >You look down and see blood.
  91. >Your penis is cut off.
  92. >Not again.
  93. [1/9/2014 8:39:47 PM] Lumberjack Daniels: >You decide to go see your doctor to aid you in your predicament.
  94. >Dr.Squiggles.
  95. >The journey there could possibly described as moving, groundbreaking, and epic.
  96. >You literally got up from your couch and simply walked into the closet where the eccentric pony know as Dr.Squiggles.
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