(FR) >That pic - One Shot Collection

>You are Anonymous.

>Her face has been stuck like that for days.

>Crosseyed and with the goofiest smile.

>Then it got stuck that way.

>If only she listened to her mommy about funny faces.

>Now she lays in a hospital bed.

>Extreme muscle tension.

>Fatal.

>Her retarded face looks up at you on final time.

>Her lazy eyes say all the right words.

>Full of love, she puckers her lips for her final request.

"No, necrophilia isn't my fetish."

>You walk out ruining the moment.

>A single tear falls from her face.

>The beep of a flatline fills the room of the lonely pegasus.

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>You are chillin out at your place on a beautiful afternoon in Ponyville.

>A lazy afternoon on the couch is just what you needed after such a crazy week of Fluttershy doing all sorts of random shit to you.

>You weren't sure how much more you were able to take.

>All you need is this book, your couch and your bottle of cider.

>Speaking of cider...

>You reach over to grab it, but don't pay enough attention.

>Bumping your hand into the bottle, it falls off your coffee table and shatters on the ground.

"Oh shit."

>Suddenly a deafening boom shatters the tranquility of your home as a massive Pitcher of Rapenade breaks through your wall.

>"OOOHH YAAAAAYYY!"

>Fluttershy, now in her new liquid form, leaps on top of you and begins to pour you down her throat.

>She doesn't stop until every last drop of you is inside of her.

>You sit there, motionless.

"Well, that was weird."

>Grabbing your book again, you notice that you have the weirdest boner.

>You fap at the speed of the heavens.

>Yellow Fluttershy Liquid shoots out of your dick instead of sperm.

>Oh.

>Great.

>This is gunna take a while.

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>Another boring ass day at school.

>The teacher sure knows how to drag things out and make things boring.

>Seriously, who is ever going to need to learn how to write short stories in the future?

>And it's only been the first 10 minutes of the day.

>School is stupid.

>You sit in class glaring at nothing, bored out of your mind.

>Suddenly, you are nudged in the side.

>Looking to your right, you see that weird yellow one trying to pass you a note in class.

>She's blushing like mad.

"What?"

>She holds out a note across the aisle.

>Ugh.

>You take it from her and unwrap it.

>Let's see...

>"Anon... would you..."

>What the fuck.

>Your pupils dilate and your heart drops.

>"Anon. Is there something you would like to share to the class?"

>The teacher snatches the note from your hands and walks to the front of the room.

>"Anon. I think you are a sexy dirty monkey. Would you please put your monkey ding dong into my no-no hole. Please circle No, Maybe once or a Whole lot. Love Fluttershy."

>The class goes silent.

>Fluttershy's face is pure red.

>Your face gives the desk a high-five.

>"Well. We will speak about this after class Anon."

>You groan to yourself.

>"Pssst."

>You look to your right to see the pegasus staring at you.

>"What's your answer?"

>This is going to be a long day.

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>A crazy ass rainstorm has you running for shelter.

"God damn it Rainbow. If you just did your DAMN job right then we wouldn't have this issue."

>Most of the houses and stores are locked or closed for the evening, leaving you no where to shelter yourself from the high winds and thunder.

>A light flickers on in the distance.

>Could it be?

>You sprint head on to the source of the light in the dark, cold night.

>Sugarcube Corner.

>Thank you Pinkie.

>You run inside and slam the door behind you.

"Oh god... Thanks Pinkie. It's hell out there."

>"O-oh... N-no problem. Every p-pony is my friend, and I want to see them smile."

>You turn to what is obviously Fluttershy's voice.

>For some reason beyond your comprehension, she is wearing a massive costume that looks like Pinkie Pie.

"Fluttershy. What are you doing."

>"O-oh no. I think y-you have me m-mistaken Nonny. I'm Pinkie Pie! The Ponyville p-party pony."

>She pops a small party-popper and blows on a kazoo.

>Then takes a deep breath.

>"Woohoo!"

>You sit dumbfounded at what you have just witnessed.

"Fluttershy... roleplay isn't my fetish."

>"Shoot! Can you at least help me get out of this? It's really chafing my flank."

"Uh, yeah sure I guess."

>"The zipper is in the back."

>You head to the back of the costume and look for the zipper.

>The costume is completely ruined by marejuice in the back.

"On second though. No. I'll risk gettting hit by a tornado."

>You storm out of the shop and get hit by a park bench.

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>Today is Hearth's Warming Eve

>The day in Equestria where ponies spend time with their loved ones.

>Ponies exchange gifts, sing songs, and learn about how Equestria was originally made.

>A day when, while it's so cold outside, warmth comes knocking on the door to our hearts.

>Except for a lone human in Equestria.

>You are Anon.

>Wait a fucking second.

>You've been here before.

>Plus, you still don't have anyone to spend Hearth's Warming Eve with.

>Fuck.

>You gotta get your life in order bro.

>Sitting in front of the warm fire, you contemplate your life as the blizzard outside rages on.

>Suddenly, there is a massive bang from your roof.

>You bolt upright.

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

>That was way too big to be snow.

>A tense moment passes as you stare at your ceiling like it knows what the fuck is going on.

>Some snow falls down and puts out your warm fire.

>A yellow pegasus, decked out in a red suit and a red hat falls down the chimney into your home.

>"Hohoho Anon! I've came to give you some Christmas cheer."

"Uhh..."

>"Oh, I remember you telling us all about Christmas Anon... So I thought I would try to make this season nice for you... and not so lonely.

>You take a deep breath and stare at the yellow pegasus.

"No... honestly. I'm really touched Fluttershy. This really means a lot... but..."

>She looks up at you with sorrowful eyes.

"That was the last of my firewood... I don't have anything else to keep me warm... or even enough food for the both of us until the storm passes..."

>A quiet sob rings through your home.

>Fluttershy curls into herself and cries on the floor.

>"I always mess everything up... I ruined Christmas... I'm so sorry Anon. I'm worthless."

>You look down at the pegasus, lift her into your arms, and carry her to your bed.

"We can stay warm if we cuddle up... but only this once.

>She nods.

>The two of you climb into your bed and the two of you begin to spoon.

>"Merry Christmas Anon."

>You wrap your arm around her.

"Shut up."

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>Another day working at Sweet Apple Acres.

>A light wind blows through the trees and provides refreshment on the hot and muggy day.

"Anon. You have been preparing yourself for this very moment."

>You stare at your adversary.

"Just like you practiced..."

>Sprint at your foe with the speed of fifty kenyans.

>You pull your arm back and attempt your strongest punch straight at the midsection.

>The tree doesn't even flinch.

"FUCK!"

>That's the last time you try to do something from one of your dreams.

>"H-howdy t-there partner."

"Oh not this cosplay bullshit again..."

>You turn around to see Fluttershy wearing Applejack's signature stetson.

>"A-ah was wonderin if you would like to h-hog tie dis here c-cowmare."

>She quickly assumes the position.

>Face down, ass up.

>You stare for just a moment.

"Not good enough."

>Walking past Fluttershy, who's face is filled with disappointment, you grab AJ's hat.

>Heading to the barn, you open the doors widely to get a huge glimpse of Applejack's mare hood.

>"Oh... howdy Anon..."

>Applejack's sultry tone makes you nearly vomit in the back of your throat.

"Found this. Thought I'd bring it back."

>"Mah hero... however must I reward such a brave stallion..."

>She wiggles her flank in the air teasingly.

"Nope. You're a shit. You're a shit tier pony."

>You chuck the hat at her feet and she looks at you shocked.

"And don't you forget it. Cause that's what you are..."

>Slowly exit the barn and turn back with a stern look.

"A shit."

>You walk away from the sexiest mare in town with the biggest boner.

>Nailed it.

>Bitches love mean talk.