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(FR) Too Hot - Traditional One Shot

By: FlutterPriest on Oct 26th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.72 KB  |  hits: 128  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day it's too fucking hot.
  2. >Inside your house with no air conditioning.
  3. >Dying of thirst.
  4. >Head to the fridge.
  5. >Where is your soda?
  6. >Why is the soda gone?
  7. >Head to the sink.
  8. >Turn the faucet.
  9. >Why is the water gone?
  10. >Fuck!
  11. >Head to the liquor cabinet.
  12. >Open it up.
  13. "WHY IS THE RUM GONE?"
  14. >Knock at the door.
  15. >Rip it open.
  16. >There's Flutternutter.
  17. >"Would you like a drink Anon?"
  18. >She hands you a soda bottle.
  19. >You are thirsty as balls.
  20. >Snatch it from her.
  21. >Smell it.
  22. >It smells like horse poon.
  23. "Is this mare juice?"
  24. >"N-no... it's cola."
  25. >Begin drinking.
  26. "Wow, this is actually pretty good! What is this?"
  27. >"It's a homemade recipe!"
  28. "What do you call this?"
  29. >"Cunt-A-Cola!"
  30. >She winks at you.
  31. >You vomit on her.
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