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(FR) Seaponies - One Shot

By: FlutterPriest on Oct 30th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.48 KB  |  hits: 84  |  expires: Never
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  1. >"Shoo bee doo! Shoo Shoo-"
  2. >You smash your waterproof alarm clock with every ounce of strength you have.
  3. >Looking outside your protective water tight home, it looks like an average day under the sea.
  4. >The typical morning drill.
  5. >Head downstairs and pour yourself some Ocean Berry Crunch cereal.
  6. >Now with extra vitamin sea!
  7. >Whatever the fuck that meant.
  8. >It tasted good though.
  9. >You hear a buzz from the front of your passage to the outside ocean.
  10. >Sighing, you know that this can't be good.
  11. >Who would have thought that moving away from Ponyville and into a seapony colony would simply make Fluttershy get herself transformed into a seapony herself.
  12. >What the fuck.
  13. >You put on your protective ocean suit and your massive diving helmet.
  14. >Maybe you should take something to defend yourself today.
  15. >Looking at the coffee table, you see a massive over sized drill.
  16. "I don't own that. Why is that in my house?"
  17. >You enter the transfer chamber and turn on your oxygen.
  18. >Looks like it's working fine.
  19. >The chamber begins to fill with water as you see FlutterFish swimming peacefully outside your home.
  20. >Moving outside, the underwater suit projects your voice to the yellow seahorse.
  21. "Alright. What's your guess today?"
  22. >"Oh... Um... Is the f-father carrying the child your fetish?"
  23. "No."
  24. >"Oh... Well. Um. We should probably go see a doctor then."
  25. >You sit there for a moment taking her words in.
  26. "What."
  27. >She nods to you.
  28. "You mean... right now."
  29. >She nods.
  30. >"I've been thinking about what she could be called. A Satyr Seapony? Maybe a Merfolkpony. Or-"
  31. >Nope.
  32. >NOPE.
  33. "NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE."
  34. >You begin to wave your arms in panic.
  35. >Slowly of course, because you are underwater.
  36. >You actually look more like a retard trying to scare a bear away.
  37. >"A-Anon.. What are you-"
  38. "THIS ABOMINATION IS NOT MEANT FOR THIS WORLD!"
  39. >You unhook your oxygen tank and breath in deeply.
  40. >Water begins to fill your lungs and you feel heavy.
  41. >You begin to cough, but the water runs too fast.
  42. >Everything goes black.
  43.  
  44. >You wake up in a seapony hospital room, attached to oxygen.
  45. >Seaponyshy sits in the corner, cradling something in her arms.
  46. >How long were you out?
  47. >Are you still?
  48. >You rub your stomach.
  49. >Flat.
  50. >Awesome!
  51. >Not fat!
  52. >"Oh! Hi there Anon. Do you want to see the first Satyr that can breathe underwater?"
  53. >Your screams could be heard for nautical miles.
  54.  
  55. >"She even said her first words too!"
  56. >The abomination crawls out her mama's hooves.
  57. >"Shoo Bee Doo! Shoo Shoo Bee Doo!"
  58. >Fucking Seaponies.
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