- "Eggs... Fruit... Vegetables... Plenty of rice. Looks like I'm good."
- >Grabbing your massive bag of rice, you put it in your grocery cart and get ready to head home.
- >You swear those ponies at the marketplace were getting stingier and stingier every week.
- >The only pony who cut you a break was Applejack.
- >If only you could finally work up the courage to finally ask her out on a date.
- >Grabbing your cart, you head back home stewing in your thoughts.
- >It would be weird, because most of the time the mares in this world choose the stallion.
- >Then again, Applejack wasn't your typical mare either.
- >She could use a man like you helping her out at the farm.
- >"Hey Anon!"
- >You were tall enough to help pick apples.
- >Definitely strong enough to take care of some of the weak trees here.
- >Not to mention caring enough to listen to her when she has a rough day at the market.
- >Smart enough to help with the farm expenses.
- >Especially after she asks you if you want to raise a little colt.
- >"Anon?"
- >She would look beautiful in her wedding dress, that was likely passed down throughout her whole family.
- >Wipe her tears when she cuddles in your chest that night, just hoping her Ma and Pa were still around to see that day.
- >"Anon!"
- >A blow upside the head breaks you from your daydream.
- >Dammit writer.
- >You liked that.
- "Wha?"
- >A cyan blue pegasus sits on top of your cart looking you eye to eye.
- >"What's up Anon?"
- "Nothing. Just thinking. What's up Rainbow?"
- >"Oh, nothin. Just was wondering if you wanted to see something awesome!"
- >What the hell.
- >Why not?
- "Sure. I got time."
- >She flies up into the sky, leaving a rainbow trail behind her.
- >How does she even do that?
- >Seriously.
- >How?
- >Rainbow Dash flies high up into the sky and stops, waving at you.
- >You waive back.
- >She holds up something red in her hoof.
- >Wait.
- >Look in your cart.
- >You are missing an apple!
- "Hey!"
- >She throws the apple directly towards you.
- >Catch?
- >She wanted to play catch?
- >Uhh... ok.
- >You hold out your hands to catch it.
- >Just as it's about to enter your outstretched hands, a flash of rainbow snatches the apple from midair.
- >Rainbow stands next to you, shining the apple on her coat of fur.
- >"Hold your applause... Hold your applause. I know. I'm awesome."
- "Alright. Cool. Good job."
- >"I suppooose I could have sex wit- wait what?"
- "Yeah. It was cool."
- >She looks up at you shocked.
- >"You mean you weren't impressed?"
- "Well... I know you are fast. So... not really."
- >"Most stallions are DROOLING for me after that... Hold on."
- >Rainbow flies up into the air at an incredible speed.
- >Then stopping higher than before, she begins to fly directly towards your face.
- >Oh shit.
- >She's a good flier, but is she a good stopper?
- >You weren't good at broken bones.
- >That's for sure.
- >Normally your bones end up... well, broken.
- >She's too fast though.
- >A massive boom sends a rainbow of color throughout the sky.
- >This is it.
- >Brace for impact!
- >You feel a tap on your nose.
- >Rainbow was just inches away from your face.
- >"Gotcha. How about now? Wanna go back to my place?"
- "Uh. Not really. Good trick though. I better get home."
- >You grab your cart and continue to head home.
- >What the hell is this mare's deal?
- >"You just wait Anon! I'll impress you one day. On that day, we will rock that bed SO hard. I'll have a new trick by the morning. See you then Anon."
- >Ugh.
- "Alright whatever."
- >Great.
- >Now it looks like you gotta spend every goddamn morning trying to be woo'ed over by
- >Fucking Rainbow Dash.
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(FR) Rainbow Dash tries to Impress Anon - One Shot
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