- >"I need you to clean my pipes~"
- "Alright. I better get under the sink."
- >"Mmmm."
- >You get under Cheerilee sink and inspecting everything...
- >Weird. Looks fine.
- "Huh. Well it looks fine... ill just charge an inspection fee."
- >"Oh my... I'm afraid I'm all outta bits.. is there some ooother way I can repay you?"
- "Uh.... well. Not really. Ill put it on your tab with the 5 other inspections... have a good day."
- >You head outside, not seeing the extremely frustrated face of Cheerilee
- >Set out to the home of a nice friend of yours. Lyra.
- >Apparently her sister needed help with fixing a toy or something.
- >You knock on the door as the seafoam green pony who reeks of her own shit answers the door.
- >"YOU HAVE BIG DICK. CAN TOUCH BIG DICK NOW PLEASE?" she screams at your crotch.
- >You sigh to yourself as you head inside.
- >Lyra warned you she would be a little special.
- >Ignoring the trail of blood on the floor, you turn to the retarded horse.
- "What toy do you need fixing."
- >Ahe lights up with pure glee.
- >Then pees a little.
- >"You fix Mr. BOOMBOOM!?!?"
- "Yeah. I'll fix Mr. Boomboom. Now where is he?"
- >"STUCK!" Says Lyler proudly.
- "Uh.. stuck where?" You ask in a cautious tone.
- >She turns around and proudly shows her bleeding bruised cunt. "HUR"
- >You stare at it for a moment in pure amazement.
- "How long has that been happening?"
- >"TREE DAYS."
- "What is Mr. Boomboom?"
- >"POKEY PLANT."
- >Your jaw drops.
- >"I LIKE GIVING BIRTH TO HIM. IMMA MAMA,"
- >You silently back out the door and call an ambulance.
- >Maybe a hospital could fix this poor, poor troubled mare
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(FR) Lyler and Mr. Boomboom - One Shot
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