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(FR) How Anon got AIDS - One-shot

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  1. >Wake up.
  2. >Ugh. Just wanna be lazy today.
  3. >Take a nice shit.
  4. >That's good enough.
  5. >Head downstairs to make some breakfast.
  6. >With the little bit of extra time, you actually manage to clean the dishes for once.
  7. >Then, of course, the routine knock on the door.
  8. >Opening the door you see Flutterbutter.
  9. "Fluttershy, I have a lot of very important nothing to do today, so hurry up."
  10. >"But, today I have three guesses Anon!"
  11. >Ugh.
  12. "Whatcha got."
  13. >"Are showers filled with broken glass your fetish?"
  14. >You look down at the beaming bundle of happiness with a bad feeling in your gut.
  15. "Uh... no."
  16. >She looks disappointed, but resolute.
  17. >"Okay, I knew that one might not go well... but what about sinks that release acid?"
  18. >You look to your kitchen sink with a little bit of confusion.
  19. "No. What's the last one?"
  20. >She thinks hard.
  21. >"It's coming to me... I just need to remember it."
  22. "Well while you are doing that... I need to check something."
  23. >You run upstairs to your bathroom.
  24. >Opening the shower stall, you gaze in at a floor of broken glass.
  25. >Closing the stall, you move cautiously to the sink.
  26. >Putting a roll of toilet paper in the sink, you turn on the faucet.
  27. >The paper disintegrates before your eyes.
  28. >Oh shit.
  29. >What's the last one?
  30. >You run downstairs and grab the yellow pone by the neck with both arms and scream.
  31. "WHAT'S THE LAST ONE!"
  32. >"A-Anon.. that hurts."
  33. "WHAT'S THE LAST ONE!"
  34. >Dropping her to the ground, she works hard to catch her breath.
  35. >"Is catching AIDS from toilet seats your fetish Anon?"
  36. >You stare at her.
  37. >The world stands still for just a moment.
  38. >"Fluttershy, if you don't go home. Right now. I will take a knife, and scalpel out your innards into a stew."
  39. >She looks at you in wide eyed horror and flutters off.
  40. >Well, better go talk to a doctor, because you got AIDS from
  41. >Fucking Fluttershy.
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