- >You walk home in the dark from a long day at work.
- >Fire fills your muscles as every step brings you closer to your home.
- >All you want to do, is take a nice relaxing bath.
- >You open the door and close it behind you.
- >As you head up the stairs to your bathroom, you shed your clothing and shoes.
- >Just before you kick off your underwear, you notice a light on in your bathroom.
- >Slowly, you open the door to find...
- > http://i.imgur.com/4UReMFY.jpg
- >"Hello Anon... are rubber duckies your fetish?"
- >You stare at the yellow mare.
- "Fluttershy, you don't look like a rubber ducky.
- >She scrunches her face.
- >"I do too look like one."
- "No you don't. You just look like a pony taking a bath."
- >"What are you talking about! I got the little wing and my nose comes out like a little bill and everything."
- "No. You don't."
- >"Then why don't we get another opinion then!"
- "Fine."
- >"Go get somepony."
- "No you."
- >Fluttershy groans in irritation and flies out the bathroom window.
- >After a few moments, Fluttershy drags in a thorougly confused Rainbow Dash.
- >"Uh... What am I doing here?"
- >"Just stand next to Anon."
- >Rainbow moves towards Anon and sits beside you.
- "Hey Rainbow."
- >"I dunno what this is, but you owe me for it."
- >"Alright. Now Rainbow."
- >Fluttershy sits in the tub and smiles widely. A light squee leaves her lips.
- >"Dang! That's a good rubber duck impersonation."
- "SHE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DUCK!"
- >"Yeah she does."
- >"See! Told you!"
- "That's not the point! Ugh!"
- >You grab the two mares and chuck them out the window.
- >God damn mares.
- >All she had to ask if wet ponies were your fetish and you would have laid that ass SO hard...
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(FR) Flutterducky - One Shot
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