- >Day Puns in Equestria
- >A loud noise disturbs your slumber.
- >What the bloody hell is that racket?
- >Head downstairs, and barely miss the last step.
- >That's one way to wake up.
- >Heading outside, several ponies putting the finishing touches on a large stage.
- >They bring you a chair and instruct you to sit in it.
- "This better be good."
- >From behind the curtain comes Yellowquiet.
- >She approaches a single microphone on stage.
- >"I've compiled this special show just for you to see if puns are your fetish!"
- >Oh God.
- >No.
- >Please.
- >"I really w-wanted to do this for you earlier, but lately my voice has been a little horse."
- >Not even the crickets chirped.
- >"I'm really hoping that this one will make your heart a bit less colt."
- >Oh god make it stop.
- >"Or maybe you herd that one before."
- >They aren't even good puns.
- >"I tried to get help from Granny Smith, but she seems to be pasture prime."
- >You ponder the best way to exit this situation unscathed.
- >"Sooner or later I'll make you my mane man."
- >How long did she take to think these up?
- >"I promise we will have a stable relationship."
- >Your mind is beginning to numb.
- "Fluttershy. Puns aren't my fetish."
- >She looks at you disappointedly.
- >"You mean I didn't even stirrup your emotions?"
- >You walk back to your home.
- "If you keep working on your puns, you may harness your potential."
- >You close the door and hear the disassembling of the stage.
- >You really mustang out with different ponies.
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(FR) Day Puns in Equestria - One Shot
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