- >Wake up to another boring day in marshmallow world.
- >Another day of having to deal with Yellowshy.
- >You are tired of her constant attempts to guess your fetish.
- >It was funny and cute for the first month or so.
- >Until she started asking about weird fetishes.
- >The constant guesses every morning have began to affect your health.
- >'Might as well get it over with.'
- >Perform your normal morning Triple S.
- >Head downstairs for your routine breakfast.
- >AppleOats may be boring, but it's one of the few things that remind you of home.
- >Of course, right as you set the box on the table-
- >*Knock, Knock*
- *Sigh*
- >You take two pony-strength aspirin to deal with your sudden headache.
- >Opening the door you see the familiar yellow pegasus standing on your doormat.
- "Okay Fluttershy, what is it today?"
- >"Well, um, nothing. I actually wanted to come to say I'm sorry."
- "Just like last time when you tried to see if false hope was my fetish?"
- >"Um, no."
- "Really. I don't believe you."
- >"Well, um, I just realized that what I have been doing may have been wrong, and I decided to say I'm sorry and see if we can just be friends."
- "Really?"
- >"Really."
- "No tricks?"
- >"No tricks anon. I'm sorry."
- "I still don't believe you."
- >She sighs and looks down.
- >"Well, I'm sorry to hear that Anon, but I understand that I crossed a line by being blinded by love. I'll just have to live with the consequences."
- >She hangs her head low and walks away from your house.
- >'This wasn't like last time. Maybe she was being sincere.'
- "Fluttershy!"
- >She turns to face you.
- >Her eyes focus on you questioningly and hopeful.
- "If your being serious, then just give me some time."
- >She smiles understandingly, and continues to trot away.
- >'I can't believe this. This is great! No more fetish guesses!'
- >Down your cereal and skip off to work at Sweet Apple Acres.
- >Picking apples with Applejack is hard, but the pay is good and it keeps you in shape.
- >Around lunch you and Applejack stop to take a break.
- >"Jeez, Sugarcube. Ah figured y'all wouldn't be in today. Figurin Fluttershy was gonna break up with ya this mornin."
- "We were never a couple Applejack. I've told you this a million times."
- >"Aww, now that's the heartbreak talkin. Why don't ya take the afternoon off. I can handle things down here fer today."
- >'A day off would be nice.'
- "Well, thanks! I really appreciate it. See ya tomorrow!"
- >'First Fluttershy, now the afternoon off! Today couldn't possibly get better!'
- >Heading back towards Ponyville, you can't help but wonder what brought on Fluttershy's actions.
- >Not that it matters.
- >Maybe you two would be able to hang out now like normal friends.
- >The only thing you had against her were the constant fetish guesses.
- >She wasn't really that bad of a pony.
- >In fact, she was kinda cute.
- >'Maybe I should celebrate! Sugarcube Corner should have some fresh muffins right about now."
- >Once you get to the shop, you enter with the confidence of 10 Royal Guardsmen.
- "I'll take the freshest thing out of the oven Pinkie!"
- >"Oh hi, Nonny! We just had a chocolate cake come out. Lemme grab it."
- >She bounces into the kitchen, and brings out a Chocolate Cake that would make Celestia's mouth water.
- >"Here we go Nonny!"
- "Alrighty Pinkie, what's the damage?"
- >"Weeeelll."
- >Her cheerful demeanor fades from her face to one of compassion and sympathy.
- >"I heard about you and Fluttershy this morning... I feel terrible for you Nonny."
- >'Not Pinkie too.'
- "No Pinkie, I think this is for the best. I was getting really tired of Fluttershy and her constant attempts to figure out my fetish."
- >She stares at you blank-eyed
- >"Oookkay Anon, whatever you need to tell yourself. Just know that I'm here if you need somepony to make you smile, okay?"
- "Sure Pinkie, I appreciate it."
- >"The cake is on me today. Go ahead and run home."
- >You pick up your cake with a wide smile.
- "Well I don't have to go anywhere for a while, if you want company."
- >"I don't think that's..."
- >The entrance bell jingles.
- >"Oh I'm just so happy you decided to let me show you around town Mous."
- >'Fluttershy?'
- >You turn to see Fluttershy with someone you have never seen before.
- >Wait. Someone.
- >The sound of a breaking plate rings through the bakery.
- >The blue floor gets a new chocolate coating, as you stare at the only other human you have seen in months.
- >He was tall, just barely taller than you, with brown neat hair wearing a t-shirt and jeans.
- >He gave you a wide smug smile.
- >FS:"Oh, um, hi Anon. This is Mous. Mous, this is the only other human in Equestria and my ex, Anon."
- "We aren't ex's. We weren't even a thing."
- >Pinkie winces, and Mous continues to stare.
- >Fluttershy frowns and grabs Mous's hand, and he holds it tight.
- >Your stomach clenches, and the room is beginning to feel hotter.
- >M:"Well, I'm sure we will be great friends then Anon. I'll be sure to hit you up after Fluttershy shows me around town.
- >Suprise and anger fills up inside you. You spit out in your most sarcastic tone.
- "I can't wait."
- >You storm out of Sugarcube corner, walking through the chocolate mess that trails behind you.
- >All the pieces were now in place.
- >She didn't want to be your friend, you were replaced.
- >Not that it matters or anything.
- >Stewing in your thoughts, you get home in no time.
- >You kick your door open and sit on your couch, trying to absorb the new information.
- "Why am I so mad. I wanted Fluttershy gone so much, and now she's gone."
- >You stand up and begin to pace your living room.
- "There is even a new human in Equestria. Maybe being here won't be so miserable all the time."
- >Your words leave a flavor of bile in your mouth.
- >Those words couldn't be believable if you tried.
- >In a short time, you realize you sit in a dark room and turn on some lights.
- >Without lunch or dinner, and a workout this morning, you should be ravenous, but the last thing you want is food.
- >*Knock, Knock*
- >You open the door, and you stare directly at a human pant-crotch.
- >"A little higher Anon."
- >Looking at eye level, Mous gives you a shit-eating grin.
- "Hey. Uh. Wanna come in?"
- >"Yeah sure."
- >You step aside to let the newcomer in.
- >"Weird place huh. Equestria. I never imagined I'd ever find a place like this.
- "Yeah, I know what you mean."
- >Those first few days were brutal when you first arrived.
- >"Everyone is really nice here though, especially that Fluttershy one. I'm sorry that things didn't work out between you two."
- >'Cheeky Asshole.'
- "Let's not talk about that."
- >"Sure. Lemme get to the point then. I came by to see if you wanted a roommate. The mayor thought you might be interested."
- >Your chest becomes tight and it's harder not to curse at him.
- "Sorry, I've always been the alone type. Find your own place."
- >A shit-eating grin grows on his face.
- >"She said you might say that."
- "The mayor?"
- >"Nope, which is why I'm staying at Fluttershy's place tonight."
- "I see. Well, I'd hate to make you late. Why don't I show you the way out, Mous."
- >You probably put too much emphasis on the last word.
- >"I getcha, I getcha. Well then."
- >He leaves the house, but stops halfway out the door, and puts on a devilish voice.
- >"Wish me luck Anon."
- >He slams the door on the way out.
- "Douchebag."
- >You lay down on your couch, fuming at everything that has happened today.
- >Wasn't this what you always wanted?
- >To get Fluttershy off your back?
- >Shouldn't you be happy for her that she found someone interested in her as well?
- >Too tired to think, you fall asleep.
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